Red Dead Cock Block
Anon lives with his sister
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/22d0576e-143e-4c49-90cb-0f797fdbf6f8.jpeg
Comments
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ODuffer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
DLC?
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“unwed nightmare”
DesolateMood@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Isn’t there more to this one? Why is it cut off
Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Localhorst86@feddit.org 10 months ago
I don’t know what to do next
next greentext will be about him fucking his sister.
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourself up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!
As a side note, RDR2 deserves a ‘GTA VI’ more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?
latenightnoir@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can’t speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it’s essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.
Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series…
That’s why I consider it underappreciated.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
…is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they’d need a few more before they get to “VI.”
slaacaa@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch
match@pawb.social 10 months ago
sleep with the guy tbh
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sounds like they have a lot in common… it’s a nice meet cute.
d41@startrek.website 10 months ago
I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
fake: anon lives with a woman
and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister’s dates to have fun with them
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.
Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can we stop sex shaming people?
ne0n@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid
11111one11111@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren’t embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren’t doing it right.
ne0n@lemmy.world 10 months ago
you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?
OmegaCloud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?
crawancon@lemm.ee 10 months ago
this guy just hasn’t figured out he’s jesus
2ugly2live@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed.”
Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂
nl4real@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Invite the guy round, obv.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
OP lost me at that “whore talk” bullshit
Psythik@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s 4chan; the fuck did you expect?
Soulg@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It’s always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it’s new, why are you even reading greentexts then?
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.
This comment sums them up so swiftly it’s almost art.
samus12345@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Games before dames
intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Twitch ‘fo dat bitch
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Anon has a special stepbrother.
M137@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Anon has learning disabilities, can’t even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.
SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
“incounter”
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yee haw
TheBat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Factual and homosexual?
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You know, I actually believe this one.
Totally gay though.
Comment105@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Anon has a boy friend.
Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.
Shortstack@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Right?
Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 months ago
Fake: anon doesn’t have a sister
Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
You’ve been missing out, homie .
youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg