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Anon lives with his sister

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Factual and homosexual?

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You know, I actually believe this one.

      Totally gay though.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Anon has a boy friend.

        Maybe he is willing to share him. Maybe not.

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    • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Right?

      Came here to say fake and gay but damn, that last line changes everything

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fake: anon doesn’t have a sister

      Gay: getting drunk with a dude and getting his number

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah. You can’t feed people to alligators in RDR2 they only attack you. Definitely fake.

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      • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’ve been missing out, homie .

        youtu.be/qi2etl5TRcg

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  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Red Dead Cock Block

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    • ODuffer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      DLC?

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      • SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “unwed nightmare”

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  • DesolateMood@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Isn’t there more to this one? Why is it cut off

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    • Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Found the rest

      Image

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      • Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t know what to do next

        next greentext will be about him fucking his sister.

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  • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Easy, you start hanging out, gather a crew of like-minded cowpokes, set yourself up with a Posse, and LAN Party your collective way to Legendary status!

    As a side note, RDR2 deserves a ‘GTA VI’ more than GTA does, such an underappreciated game (and social commentary!)

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    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Im not sure if you are joking right now but RDR2 IS the ‘GTA VI’ to RDR1, a game well deserved of its sequel. Underappreciated? Are you mad?

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      • latenightnoir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Can’t speak about the mad part, but what I meant about RDR2 is that it obviously got less love from the community than GTA V, which is why it’s essentially been shuttered in terms of any expansions/online components - while GTAO keeps receiving new mini-expansions even with GTA VI around the corner.

        Not to mention there are no talks about furthering the series…

        That’s why I consider it underappreciated.

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        …is my math fucked up or are two and six the same thing these days? Seems they’d need a few more before they get to “VI.”

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    • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s just atrocious that you still can’t play it 60 fps on consoles, while even RDR1 received a 60 fps patch

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    sleep with the guy tbh

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    • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sounds like they have a lot in common… it’s a nice meet cute.

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  • d41@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I used to torture my sister’s boyfriends for a laugh but one day I befriended one and realised that this was the greatest troll of all time.

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  • festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    fake: anon lives with a woman

    and gay: anon makes up stories of stealing sister’s dates to have fun with them

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Next? Uh, fuck him, obviously.

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  • Maggoty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can we stop sex shaming people?

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    • kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What?

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      • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “usual whore talk”

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  • ne0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “whore talk” fucking cringe you’re the one at home not getting laid

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    • 11111one11111@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lol stfu theyre siblings. If you aren’t embarrassing or shaming your siblings you aren’t doing it right.

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      • ne0n@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you regularly call the women in your family whores, then?

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    • OmegaCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not nice to speak that way about your brother and his new friend, you know?

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    this guy just hasn’t figured out he’s jesus

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Sister does the usual whore talk of taking a shower and going to bed.”

    Apparently, I too am a whore. 😂

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    • nl4real@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably the only context where anon hears about showering.

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Invite the guy round, obv.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    OP lost me at that “whore talk” bullshit

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    • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s 4chan; the fuck did you expect?

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      • Soulg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s always amazing seeing people react to the 4channiest of 4chan shit with outrage like it’s new, why are you even reading greentexts then?

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      • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There is a vast and complex story sbout how we got to where we are today with social and political events, especially in the US.

        This comment sums them up so swiftly it’s almost art.

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  • samus12345@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Games before dames

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Twitch ‘fo dat bitch

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  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon has a special stepbrother.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon has learning disabilities, can’t even write basic sentences without fucking up both grammar and spelling. Anon is dumb as fuck.

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  • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Answer is simple. Invite him to come over some Saturday. Go find something else to do when he arrives. He can go take your sister out on a date and they can hook up. Then you get back and play RDR with him. Everybody wins :-)

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “incounter”

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yee haw

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