Dylan is my new soulmate.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      My forces are merely passing through.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Regardless of whether it’s pork blood or person blood, it’s still blood.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s BBQ sauce.

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.

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  • tyler@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.

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  • ABCDE@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That’s assuming it’s not cooked and wasn’t handled properly when butchered.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Under those circumstances, Dylan’s message reads VERY differently :)

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Only if it’s family.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  The serial killer gets away again using charm.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    “You let him get away?!?”

    "He’s got 99 Charisma, boss’

    “Dangit, Michael!”

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dylan’s target was known as Pork Chop

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.

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• kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “Dropped a pork chop” is slang, pretty sure

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Image

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• Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It do be like that sometimes.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.

  He’s a professional.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  dude dylan do the laundry

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• AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Dropping a pork chop, is that what the kids call it nowadays?

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• Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!

  Rockstar.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Porkstar

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