Looked out the glass front door to see if my package had arrived. Just a dog turd.

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• Localhorst86@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why would you order a dog turd? What kind of freak are you?

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t have to take the community name literally.

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• bluelander@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have a startling revelation. Upon closer inspection it was a piece of wood.

  I have lied to you all.

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  People are so lazy these days, they couldn’t even be bothered putting it in a bag or lighting it on fire. smh

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• hand@lemmy.studio ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s shitty.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You shouldn’t have fucked with that dog.

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Kaleidoscopic

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• kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’ve got a glass door with a small window into another dimension?

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do you know it’s a dog’s?

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