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A new dildo? In this economy?
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Submitted 1 month ago by pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That’s a PVC dildo. On top on being porous making it basically impossible to clean, it leaks phthalates which will literally give you a hormonal imbalance. No, condoms don’t help. Remember kids (adults?): silicone, glass, abs plastic, stainless steel and actual dick are the only things that should go inside of you.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
what about clean fingers
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thanks mom
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
ABS plastic too? So I can print my own dildo? Sweet! Printing with ABS produces toxic fumes though, I wouldn’t want to put that inside of me. Maybe the ABS would technically be safe but you don’t know if they added other chemicals which aren’t safe. I wouldn’t go for plastic in general, as it produces micro plastics. Just stick with the other materials you mentioned, but also with those there can be bad chemicals used. So only trust the products of proper stores and don’t order toys on temu or aliexpress, or any other Chinese website.
CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
3D printed items are unsuitable for food purposes, doesn’t matter with which end you’ll eat them. The layer lines aren’t perfectly sealed so they are very porous, allowing all kinds of nasties to grow in them.
With ABS you might be able to fix it with an acetone bath to re-melt the top layer, but I haven’t checked.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well, self-made is a whole different beast. And yes, always buy from reputable brands.
elephantium@lemmy.world 1 month ago
silicone, glass, abs
Why do I have Huntrix songs running through my head all of a sudden?
dragonbringerx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“bout to hit you with these vibes…”
okmko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Okay but what if I want to be inside it?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Micro fetishes are only feasible in fiction.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No idea on fleshlights. I’d assume they’re generally safer since having stuff on is almost never as bad as having it in you but I have no evidence to back this up. It’s kind of a moot point since I can’t imagine putting your dick into one of the safe materials is something anybody would wanna do.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Don’t use PVC, ABS, TPE or TPU anally! They’ll give you ass cancer
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
ABS can be safe if from a reputable brand but yeah, it’s probably better to just avoid it all together.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 month ago
PET also does not leak stuff, but the HDPE and highly porous caps make it only suitable if no alternatives are present. Some cosmetics have smaller and thick-walled PET bottles, so if you-re in a dire need, you can use them without the “filling them with water” trick even.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
It’s the balls that get you.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Yeah the price of meat is insane
halvar@lemy.lol 1 month ago
shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
In for a penne, in for a pound.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The price of meat these days…
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At least it’s meat that you can eat over and over again
AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 1 month ago
Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can't afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!
yakko@feddit.uk 1 month ago
A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Took me a second to recognize one so small, but then I noticed the labels. Adorable!
petersr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
To cock it up. So to speak
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 month ago
Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Higher this week, but think of the money saved on cucumbers.
Rooty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Apparently they pay with Dollars in Poland.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I was about to say, are the store prices in Poland as high as in the US? I think not. Especially healthy food like spinach is much cheaper. Or maybe they went to a Polish store in the US? In that case I get the overpriced groceries, as everything is imported. Just get a cheaper 7" cock.
devedeset@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
In this economy I think we can survive without the balls.
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
when non-US folks share things that are supposed to he funny and/or relatable, we usually convert our currencies to dollars as most people know how much that’s worth roughly
Stegget@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those Aldi Finds are wild sometimes.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cock-of-living crisis?
HansSlonzok@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the necessities!
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 month ago
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
As the US Rapist/Felon-in-Chief would say: ”They’re eating the doNgs!”
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
have you seen the price of chicken these days
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
In this economy it’s unaffordable to eat a dick every night, so you gotta use the dick replacements too.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
That’s never as hot as you think it’s going to be.
BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ri-dick-ulous
rekabis@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Well, a lot of that is processed foods and…
Oh.
Oh, Myyyyyy…
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Salt and pepper? Slow down there
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kids these days spendinh all their money on avocockos and toast
smh my head
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Surely the “capital investment” mixed in with the supplies should be accounted via depreciation rather than directly as an expense.
banazir@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 month ago
That $70 RD may have something to do with that price tag. Salami is expensive these days.
madjo@feddit.nl 1 month ago
They use the dollar in Poland?
5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yes, but only in French supermarkets.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You gotta get the 6 inch cock without balls. You splurged too much
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You can make cock-au-vín, obviously…
zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There is a YouTube tutorial on how to grow eggplants. Saves you a fortune.
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
Rothe@piefed.social 1 month ago
Is it from Poundland?
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Either that or hole-sale foods
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 1 month ago
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 1 month ago
…
That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.
remotelove@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
stevedice@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If you include an infection and a thyroid problem as part of “getting the job done”. Sure.
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
They are terrible.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Looks like decent girth though /shrug