Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
Cost-of-living crisis
Submitted 8 hours ago by pastelpulse@lemmy.blahaj.zone to [deleted]
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
sundray@lemmus.org 7 hours ago
A new dildo? In this economy?
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 hours ago
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
halvar@lemy.lol 7 hours ago
shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta
Railcar8095@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene
Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 hours ago
In for a penne, in for a pound.
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Yeah the price of meat is insane
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
petersr@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 8 minutes ago
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
AGuyAcrossTheInternet@fedia.io 7 hours ago
Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can't afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!
yakko@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Cock-of-living crisis?
TimeNaan@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the necessities!
HansSlonzok@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
madjo@feddit.nl 3 hours ago
They use the dollar in Poland?
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 hours ago
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Kids these days spendinh all their money on avocockos and toast
smh my head
hopesdead@startrek.website 7 hours ago
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
In this economy it’s unaffordable to eat a dick every night, so you gotta use the dick replacements too.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
That’s never as hot as you think it’s going to be.
banazir@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
I laughed way harder than I should have. Thanks!
Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 hours ago
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen.
Rothe@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Is it from Poundland?
sirico@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
Either that or hole-sale foods
FosterMolasses@leminal.space 6 hours ago
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
remotelove@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
Dojan@pawb.social 7 hours ago
They are terrible.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Looks like decent girth though /shrug