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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Maker Promises ‘Divinity’ Will Be ‘Next Level’⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You know. I have never once heard a single company admit that they are just gonna release some mediocre pos product. They all say the next thing will be the best thing since sliced bread. Not saying I doubt them. But a company will never be like “we gonna phone it in and release an at best 36% complete product.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This song, it's infectious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What song?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait! Did it happen again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump is just angry at the nfl. Has been since the 80s. His tiny feelings are hurt he doesn’t own a team. And then he tried that USFL thing. Which, oddly, failed. After the USFL decided to move to a calendar in direct competition with the nfl at trumps urging. It failed, because of the decisions of Trump. Go figure. But he is just a sad angry little man who’s feelings are hurt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Lemmy users feel when they delete their Reddit account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. Don’t delete. Use it for 2 things. 1. Trolling. 2. Fucking with AI harvests

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ads. That’s the benefit. That’s the only possible one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do cops and soldiers get more media attention than the average citizen?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just propaganda. That’s all. America likes hero’s. And hero’s can only wear a uniform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how time flows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  7th grade versus 10th grade apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how time flows⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What grade are the kids supposed to be in now? Season 4 was 9th grade. Are they 10th graders or was there a time jump?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly you have never found that one video. That one video that was just perfect. And ever since, you have spent years looking for it. Yeah, there are many. But, there will always be that one that got away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people have so many tabs open on their browser?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So I don’t lose that one porn video I found 3 years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Last Epoch players turn on the action RPG for announcing a paid DLC class, tanking its Steam reviews: 'go play Path of Exile instead'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. But think about the shareholders. They are way more important than the customers. The customers can go fuck themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. It’s just a couple of bots arguing with each other or an ad. You aren’t missing much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We've done it, boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And they also might magically become the 1%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason women cover their drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And why couch covers exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨car producers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry. Angry old white guys with maga hats and stickers of a little kid peeing on something, maybe a punisher sticker, will keep ram in business.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic boss Tim Sweeney thinks stores like Steam should stop labelling games as being made with AI: 'It makes no sense,' he says, because 'AI will be involved in nearly all future production⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird. The guy that has ties with tencent is saying we should not call out ai. Chinese owned tencent would never push out pure ai crap. Or try to push it on their store front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christiano Ronaldo plays dirty, so FIFA play dirtier.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget he is still playing. He is completely irrelevant other than when he plays for Portugal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you think happened in Alaska?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rapist in the tulips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp appears to have ads now. Good thing I don't really use it anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Salt and pepper? Slow down there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough democrat names written in crayon and sharpies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t daddy musk say he had them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do Republicans hate the poor so much?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To feel better about their own pathetic life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of the like 30 things I have installed through brew, 1 is not signed. Do I agree with the change, no. But there are other options out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PP Police⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the republicans on any topic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. I have tried like 3 times to get into the horizon series. Just can’t do it. It’s so generic, just pretty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sleepy diddler is so much better than sleepy joe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption 2 overtakes Mario Kart 8 as the 4th best-selling video game of all time, boasting 79 million sales⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RDR1 remake and an RDR3 announcement. But based on rockstar’s current track record. It will be 2035 before we see RDR3.