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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christiano Ronaldo plays dirty, so FIFA play dirtier.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget he is still playing. He is completely irrelevant other than when he plays for Portugal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putin wants in on the action⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you think happened in Alaska?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Rapist in the tulips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WhatsApp appears to have ads now. Good thing I don't really use it anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What app?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Salt and pepper? Slow down there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not enough democrat names written in crayon and sharpies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How has there not yet been a leak of the Epstein files? Surely there is someone with access to them that could have been subject to worldwide pressure to let something out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t daddy musk say he had them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do Republicans hate the poor so much?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To feel better about their own pathetic life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homebrew, de facto standard package manager for macOS, now forces Apple's $99/yr notarization bullshit for all casks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Of the like 30 things I have installed through brew, 1 is not signed. Do I agree with the change, no. But there are other options out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The PP Police⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the republicans on any topic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's a recent game you've tried playing that isn't worth the hype?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. I have tried like 3 times to get into the horizon series. Just can’t do it. It’s so generic, just pretty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complete Snoozefest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The sleepy diddler is so much better than sleepy joe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red Dead Redemption 2 overtakes Mario Kart 8 as the 4th best-selling video game of all time, boasting 79 million sales⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  RDR1 remake and an RDR3 announcement. But based on rockstar’s current track record. It will be 2035 before we see RDR3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Guy Claiming That You Have TDS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve said it before and I stand by it. I would rather have TDS than worship a makeup wearing, convicted felon that raped children and women of age for that matter, bankrupted every business he touched and most likely participated in human trafficking. But, sure, I’m the one with TDS.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do each gaming fraction (pc, consoles, mobile) hating each other?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same question can be applied to sports, religion, politics, cars, trucks, brands in general, etc. so many things are if I don’t support it I hate it and must tell everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't cars have a way to contact nearby cars like fictional spaceships do?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is actually being worked on. Researchers are looking at adding a 4th light to stop lights. When enough “smart” cars get into the area they will talk to each other and the stop light to help control the flow of traffic. The 4th light is to tell you that is happening. When the cars leave the area, the turns off, and the light goes back to normal control mechanisms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rockstar Just Fired Over 30 Employees From UK and Canada in an Attempt of Union-Busting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right. This isn’t new in that industry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my invite⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a millennial co worker that uses emojis in fucking everything. Non stop. Like responses to actual questions will get an emoji. His emails to clients 100% look AI generated. It’s embarrassing and so cringy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Excellent scale⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do it cowards⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This thing auto posting my poops on every social media platform would be the only reason I would even consider it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨American public transit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  30-45 minute drive to work, depending on traffic. Bus would be 3.5 hours. No trains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TRUMP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all are just taking it out of context. Like that Fox News host that said kill the homeless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Drunken Pete: don’t be fat

  The national guard: ^^^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Updates that don't tell me what is being updated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I always just blame Dave and his bugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do companies always need to grow?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Profits about all. The size of the company itself, eh. But, profits must grow infinitely apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before you could waste hours on the internet you could waste it on the phone with those who you were with just hours ago and who you would see again in just hours⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Friend?! You mean ChatGPT right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xbox consoles are now getting a fullscreen Xbox Game Pass Ultimate ad at boot, just a day after a 50% price hike was announced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I rarely boot up my Xbox anymore. Is it bad that I’m thinking about buying the games I want on a different system just to avoid using the Xbox at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans Are Using PTO to Sleep, Not for Vacation—Report⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe we would go somewhere if we got more than 2 weeks off, maybe 4 if you work at the same place for 20 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Silent Hill f | Review Thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t need a review thread. They already put an f in the title of the game.

  Jk…I dunno, it’s probably a banger other than being ue5.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨proof of wormholes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But but but orange man say drug bad.