Tbf the Forbes 30 Under 30 is a great predictor of future jail time.
nuked from orbit
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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Yeah the rest is fine, but bragging about being featured in a magazine is kinda cringe.
Speculater@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I mean, I feel you, but it is a pretty big deal to the general public. It’s okay to be proud of being recognized.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Has somebody mapped that one out?
techt@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There are a bunch of blog posts on it if you search “30 under 30 jail”. I would link to one, but I didn’t like the first few I saw.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 23 hours ago
How dare you. Media Luminary Griffin McElroy is a saint!
vorlaut_boy@feddit.org 15 hours ago
Nice Tits, Brent.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Come on man, I’m going to start exercising again any day now, I swear!
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I think the D.D. stands for Double Ds.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
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echo@lemmings.world 1 day ago
Get the fuck off of xitter… it harms your credibility.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 1 day ago
Dude should just delete his account in a form of internet Harakiri at that point.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Isn’t it seppuku?
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Sudoku
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 day ago
Intesticide.
andrewth09@lemmy.world 1 day ago
gesundheit
Tja@programming.dev 1 day ago
He will just tell her to make him a sandwich and the current Twitter audience will love him for that.
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No… Let 'em burn.
I want Brad so emotionally scarred that every time he goes to tweet some bullshit he has a depression inducing anxiety attack that he has to find the nearest corner to go cry in until exhaustion.
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Beeristics sounds like an awesome field, too bad Brad is in it.
notgold@aussie.zone 4 hours ago
I was thinking some kind of beer calisthenics but then realised that the Brad bod wouldn’t support that
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Don’t take this the wrong way but from the list of achievements she sounds very much a Politician/PR-person/Lobbyist specialized in the area of Space Exploration, not an Engineer or a Scientist.
Still beats Beer-belly Brad by a long distance (probably not hard), but is such a person really worth celebrating in Science Memes?
Liz@midwest.social 14 hours ago
Here’s the thing, we scientists need our cheerleaders. We spend our time getting good at doing science, so it’s worth it to hire someone who is good at hyping and advocating for our work. Go listen to the recordings of James Webb trying to explain to JFK that we need to do a shit-ton of science before we can get to the moon. JFK just plain doesn’t understand the magnitude of what he’s asking for. He thinks we could do it in 6 months. This lady is our champion.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Natanael@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
As long as these types pay attention to what the scientists tell them and explain it to others accurately, they’re helpful
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 hours ago
Certainly more than “arm chair Monday morning quarter backing”
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 14 hours ago
Just because she isn’t a straight engineer or scientist, doesn’t make her expertise less worth it I don’t think. And I would think that would make a very narrow acceptable requirements for this place.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
It makes her an expert in advocacy and politics, not science or engineering.
Obviously advocacy expertise is no less worth than engineering or science, just like arts expertise is no less worth than any of that or plenty of other expertises in complex areas.
However, the “salesmanship” kinds of expertise are already the one of most widely celebrated and rewarded by present day society.
criitz@reddthat.com 1 day ago
But has she considered that she’s just a woman?
NotLemming@lemm.ee 1 day ago
She’s obviously too pretty to be smart /s
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
Between the post and some of the comments, I’m pretty sure we’re on the worst time.
At least, the worst surviving timeline. I’m sure plenty of “worse” timelines have existed that killed off the entirety of the planet.
This is just the worst of what’s left.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 hours ago
The one where we all die is the good timeline, we are going for the torture nexus timeline.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Fair point.
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Ah just some blue check degenerates having a slap fight in the Nazi bar. Yawn.
CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“What have you done that’s so great other than be an arm chair Monday morning quarterback?”, asked the arm chair Monday morning quarterback
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Arm chair Monday morning quarterback is giving him way too much. Arm chair Monday morning waterboy is more like it.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
don@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Double dumbfuck
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Doctor of Divinity? The bogus honorary degree given to ministers.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Divorced dad
theangryseal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
That my game bro!!! I love that shit.
If y’all don’t know what it is, look up the dude who makes divorced dads on YouTube.
I love that guy.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dumbass Dipshit
kreskin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Designated Douchebag Dumbass Dingeberry Disappointing Dipshit
Steve@startrek.website 1 day ago
But all females have been deleted from nasa
OpenStars@piefed.social 1 day ago
I thought we were all female now, by law? :-P
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Those Forbes lists like 30 under 30 are a joke though. Not sure why she’s bragging about that.
shneancy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
ngl 30 under 30 would feel way more impressive to me if i was on the list too
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
if I were on there I would probably brag about it to some dumbass online too
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Yeah really. I read that as “got featured in the magazine known for doing cover shoots of frauds.” Weird flex.
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Coming from someone who’s never been on the 30 under 30
pseudo@jlai.lu 1 day ago
I’m hesitant. Should I crosspost on !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world or !murderedbywords@feddit.uk?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Skip .world, it’s too centralized and Reddit-y
pseudo@jlai.lu 12 hours ago
Open and moderate one somewhere else and I would.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Federate them all!
pseudo@jlai.lu 12 hours ago
YES !! For the glory of the fediverse !
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yes
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not to downplay the rest of her accomplishments but can’t you essentially buy your way onto the F30U30 list?
mlg@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Alexandra Doten is a science communicator and astronomy content creator who rose to fame on TikTok during the COVID-19 pandemic. Doten, a Vanderbilt graduate, interned at NASA for two summers and worked as a communications specialist after graduation. She later transitioned to the U.S. Space Force. Doten is known for her storytelling, which she says has inspired people to pursue careers in astronomy and space, and to invest in astrophotography equipment.
Not to give credit to Twitter verified assholes, but comms specialist is not a specific astronomy or aerospace field.
A former space communications specialist with NASA and later, the U.S. Space Force, today, I am an independent consultant to space organizations around the world. I write and develop brand strategies, educational presentations, speeches, and social media content.
And I harbor some pretty strong opinions about NASA’s public and internal administration for the past 30 years.
Two preventable shuttle disasters and a hacksaw outsourced attempt to return to the moon are not what I would consider quality projects. Modern NASA is the epitome of wasted talent.
Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Wait a minute … "Forbes 30 under 30 " ?? hmmm
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 20 hours ago
Man I don’t envy the person who has to clean up that man-shaped puddle after he just up and melted.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I know her from titkok YouTube and Instagram, she does know stuff from space! She is great to watch
Acidbath@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
oh shit i didnt know that, I love her content just thought she only worked at NASA in the dmv area. Used to run into her videos on insta - she REALLY loves space.
When those two astronauts were stuck in space(fuck boeing), she provided some insides about their procedures and plans.
DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 1 day ago
nuked from orbit It’s the only way to be sure.
Superheavy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
At least Brad has nice moobs going for him.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Every time I hear the name Brad, I think of Brad Majors from the Rocky Horry Picture Show.
“Hi, I’m Brad Majors!”
“Asshole”
MidWestKhagan@lemmygrad.ml 13 hours ago
This is why I’m not on twitter, she shouldn’t have to defend herself and explain herself to that degree. People can be so toxic that on a game like marvel rivals I was absolutely dog shit at because my chat and voice chat were always visible, once I muted everything, I am suddenly reaching Gold II in a couple days. Be where you are wanted instead of jumping into the snake pit where you know exactly the opinions and beliefs of those snakes, there’s nothing to gain, fascists are fascists, what more can they build on than opinion and beliefs?
TheFonz@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Her yt channel is amazing!
merdaverse@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bro, put those man tits under a Tshirt cause that looks like a serious burn
caboose2006@lemm.ee 1 day ago
You see ladies, mansplaining is a portmanteau of the words man, and explaining. Meaning a man explaining something… Actually let me back up. A portmanteau is a blending of two words in both sound and meaning.
So mansplaining…
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This verbal smack down could have been avoided had he read probably anything about her from online and didn’t only know her because she dated a Foosball player.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Ew
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Elon actually hands these out to people who don’t want them because they were unpopular and an easy means of telling chuds apart from… uh, chads? There’s a good chance hers is a forced advertisement and not something she’s actually paying for.
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Still means she’s on Twitter.