Tbf the Forbes 30 Under 30 is a great predictor of future jail time.
nuked from orbit
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NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
Yeah the rest is fine, but bragging about being featured in a magazine is kinda cringe.
Speculater@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I mean, I feel you, but it is a pretty big deal to the general public. It’s okay to be proud of being recognized.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Has somebody mapped that one out?
techt@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There are a bunch of blog posts on it if you search “30 under 30 jail”. I would link to one, but I didn’t like the first few I saw.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
How dare you. Media Luminary Griffin McElroy is a saint!
echo@lemmings.world 4 weeks ago
Get the fuck off of xitter… it harms your credibility.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Dude should just delete his account in a form of internet Harakiri at that point.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Isn’t it seppuku?
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Sudoku
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
Intesticide.
andrewth09@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
gesundheit
Tja@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
He will just tell her to make him a sandwich and the current Twitter audience will love him for that.
shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
No… Let 'em burn.
I want Brad so emotionally scarred that every time he goes to tweet some bullshit he has a depression inducing anxiety attack that he has to find the nearest corner to go cry in until exhaustion.
criitz@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
But has she considered that she’s just a woman?
NotLemming@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
She’s obviously too pretty to be smart /s
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
She’s dressed too sexily/not sexily enough to be a science educator. /s
vorlaut_boy@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
Nice Tits, Brent.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think the D.D. stands for Double Ds.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
mcbain.png
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Come on man, I’m going to start exercising again any day now, I swear!
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Beeristics sounds like an awesome field, too bad Brad is in it.
notgold@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I was thinking some kind of beer calisthenics but then realised that the Brad bod wouldn’t support that
CryptidBestiary@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“What have you done that’s so great other than be an arm chair Monday morning quarterback?”, asked the arm chair Monday morning quarterback
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Arm chair Monday morning quarterback is giving him way too much. Arm chair Monday morning waterboy is more like it.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What does D.D. stand for? Designated dumbass?
don@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
Double dumbfuck
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Doctor of Divinity? The bogus honorary degree given to ministers.
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Divorced dad
theangryseal@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That my game bro!!! I love that shit.
If y’all don’t know what it is, look up the dude who makes divorced dads on YouTube.
I love that guy.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Dumbass Dipshit
kreskin@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Designated Douchebag Dumbass Dingeberry Disappointing Dipshit
Steve@startrek.website 4 weeks ago
But all females have been deleted from nasa
OpenStars@piefed.social 4 weeks ago
I thought we were all female now, by law? :-P
satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Ah just some blue check degenerates having a slap fight in the Nazi bar. Yawn.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Don’t take this the wrong way but from the list of achievements she sounds very much a Politician/PR-person/Lobbyist specialized in the area of Space Exploration, not an Engineer or a Scientist.
Still beats Beer-belly Brad by a long distance (probably not hard), but is such a person really worth celebrating in Science Memes?
Liz@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Here’s the thing, we scientists need our cheerleaders. We spend our time getting good at doing science, so it’s worth it to hire someone who is good at hyping and advocating for our work. Go listen to the recordings of James Webb trying to explain to JFK that we need to do a shit-ton of science before we can get to the moon. JFK just plain doesn’t understand the magnitude of what he’s asking for. He thinks we could do it in 6 months. This lady is our champion.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Just because she isn’t a straight engineer or scientist, doesn’t make her expertise less worth it I don’t think. And I would think that would make a very narrow acceptable requirements for this place.
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
It makes her an expert in advocacy and politics, not science or engineering.
Obviously advocacy expertise is no less worth than engineering or science, just like arts expertise is no less worth than any of that or plenty of other expertises in complex areas.
However, the “salesmanship” kinds of expertise are already the one of most widely celebrated and rewarded by present day society.
Natanael@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
As long as these types pay attention to what the scientists tell them and explain it to others accurately, they’re helpful
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
Certainly more than “arm chair Monday morning quarter backing”
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
I’m hesitant. Should I crosspost on !confidently_incorrect@lemmy.world or !murderedbywords@feddit.uk?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Federate them all!
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
YES !! For the glory of the fediverse !
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Skip .world, it’s too centralized and Reddit-y
pseudo@jlai.lu 4 weeks ago
Open and moderate one somewhere else and I would.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Yes
BassTurd@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
All. Day
BigBenis@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Not to downplay the rest of her accomplishments but can’t you essentially buy your way onto the F30U30 list?
clockworkstone@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Bro, you can buy the presidency of the United States if you have enough money, so yeah. Not what she did, but it is completely posible.
pyre@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
isn’t a Forbes list the kind of list that buying your way into it proves you belong there?
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
I think so. My sister has been contacted by Forbes that she can pay for a spot on the list. There was a cheaper option for just the nomination.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Between the post and some of the comments, I’m pretty sure we’re on the worst time.
At least, the worst surviving timeline. I’m sure plenty of “worse” timelines have existed that killed off the entirety of the planet.
This is just the worst of what’s left.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 weeks ago
The one where we all die is the good timeline, we are going for the torture nexus timeline.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Fair point.
introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
I know her from titkok YouTube and Instagram, she does know stuff from space! She is great to watch
mlg@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Alexandra Doten is a science communicator and astronomy content creator who rose to fame on TikTok during the COVID-19 pandemic. Doten, a Vanderbilt graduate, interned at NASA for two summers and worked as a communications specialist after graduation. She later transitioned to the U.S. Space Force. Doten is known for her storytelling, which she says has inspired people to pursue careers in astronomy and space, and to invest in astrophotography equipment.
Not to give credit to Twitter verified assholes, but comms specialist is not a specific astronomy or aerospace field.
A former space communications specialist with NASA and later, the U.S. Space Force, today, I am an independent consultant to space organizations around the world. I write and develop brand strategies, educational presentations, speeches, and social media content.
And I harbor some pretty strong opinions about NASA’s public and internal administration for the past 30 years.
Two preventable shuttle disasters and a hacksaw outsourced attempt to return to the moon are not what I would consider quality projects. Modern NASA is the epitome of wasted talent.
DataDisrupter@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
nuked from orbit It’s the only way to be sure.
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Every time I hear the name Brad, I think of Brad Majors from the Rocky Horry Picture Show.
“Hi, I’m Brad Majors!”
“Asshole”
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Those Forbes lists like 30 under 30 are a joke though. Not sure why she’s bragging about that.
merdaverse@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Bro, put those man tits under a Tshirt cause that looks like a serious burn
Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Man I don’t envy the person who has to clean up that man-shaped puddle after he just up and melted.
Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Wait a minute … "Forbes 30 under 30 " ?? hmmm
RobotToaster@mander.xyz 4 weeks ago
Are any of the things she listed actually “doing science” though? Writing policy is more politics.
zante@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
The guy is obvious a X twat, but she isn’t exactly Albert Einstein . She’s a Space communicator - and a self described one at that.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
You see ladies, mansplaining is a portmanteau of the words man, and explaining. Meaning a man explaining something… Actually let me back up. A portmanteau is a blending of two words in both sound and meaning.
So mansplaining…
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
Holy shit, a lot of weirdos mad in the comments.
Acidbath@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
oh shit i didnt know that, I love her content just thought she only worked at NASA in the dmv area. Used to run into her videos on insta - she REALLY loves space.
When those two astronauts were stuck in space(fuck boeing), she provided some insides about their procedures and plans.
sumguyonline@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This verbal smack down could have been avoided had he read probably anything about her from online and didn’t only know her because she dated a Foosball player.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Ew
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Elon actually hands these out to people who don’t want them because they were unpopular and an easy means of telling chuds apart from… uh, chads? There’s a good chance hers is a forced advertisement and not something she’s actually paying for.
Serinus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Still means she’s on Twitter.