Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
Use this science wisely.
Submitted 1 day ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz
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UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
ICastFist@programming.dev 6 hours ago
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 7 hours ago
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
Oh, that’s what that was…
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
Hugin@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 7 hours ago
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Kind of is.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Oh. Ohhhh
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also works for slippers.
shalafi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
wewbull@feddit.uk 23 hours ago
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
baggins@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Thank you.
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
xorollo@leminal.space 17 hours ago
Me too 🤣
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: swipe left and right
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 21 hours ago
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
regdog@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
hansolo@lemmy.today 22 hours ago
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 day ago
Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Linsensuppe@feddit.org 23 hours ago
Its gotta be somewhere…
Kaigyo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The real cheat sheet:
shalafi@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Or she has another girl secret.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website 21 hours ago
Jeremy Bearimy?
toynbee@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Wherefore?
toynbee@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 day ago
Nice moves!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 5 hours ago
I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
Bro… Are you ok?
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
Allero@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Both, preferably
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 hours ago
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
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-pation.
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
minor spelling mistake
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 day ago
But brains are so icky!
apotheotic@beehaw.org 21 hours ago
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 minutes ago
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
Damage@feddit.it 8 hours ago
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 hours ago
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 13 hours ago
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
Damage@feddit.it 8 hours ago
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to first time spelunkers…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.
Randelung@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
CHEW ON THAT THANG
corbs132@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I thought it was more of a catchphrase than an actual technique. Angangangang
PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 21 hours ago
The human jaw is easily able to bite through soft flesh, so I hope you didn’t…
Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 hours ago
Yeah, no. I knew I could end up biting through if I actually bit it as hard as I could. When I said I eat pussy, I wasn’t being literal. So there’s at least 1 person I know for sure I have been with but didn’t satisfy.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
What am I looking at?
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
She still does not like it.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Explain
Nangijala@feddit.dk 21 minutes ago
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.