Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Use this science wisely.
Submitted 1 month ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz
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janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.
janus2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: swipe left and right
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 month ago
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
regdog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
Kaigyo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real cheat sheet:
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or she has another girl secret.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website 1 month ago
Jeremy Bearimy?
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wherefore?
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 1 month ago
Nice moves!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 month ago
I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Both, preferably
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
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-pation.
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Bro… Are you ok?
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
minor spelling mistake
Lightor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 1 month ago
But brains are so icky!
Hugin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kind of is.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
Damage@feddit.it 1 month ago
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
apotheotic@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damage@feddit.it 1 month ago
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to first time spelunkers…
ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
What am I looking at?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 1 month ago
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
She still does not like it.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Explain
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 month ago
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 1 month ago
Peter?
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed.
DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 1 month ago
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh. Ohhhh
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also works for slippers.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
wewbull@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!
Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
baggins@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Thank you.