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Use this science wisely.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

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    • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh. Ohhhh

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also works for slippers.

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was this:

      Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dancing in your slippers, right?

      RIGHT?

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      • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.

        Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!

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    • Landless2029@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ditto. The comments enlightened me.

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    • baggins@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thank you.

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.

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    • Linsensuppe@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its gotta be somewhere…

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  • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:

    (this is why I’m single isn’t it)

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.

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      • janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Step 1: inspect

    Step 2: push hood up

    Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees

    Step 4: swipe left and right

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    • SinkingLotus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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      • regdog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Might as well check the oil while you are at it

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Up up down down left right left right B A B A

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      step 1: bop it

      step 2: twist it

      step 3: pull it

      step 4: find a new partner

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    • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)

      Or the Arch Wiki

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    • nekbardrun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub

      quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:

      lemmy.world/post/34593380

      (Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)

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  • Kaigyo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The real cheat sheet:

    How to write the letters of the alphabet

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!

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      • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or she has another girl secret.

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      • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.

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      • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        “you forgot the R, you halfwit!”

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.

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      • chuymatt@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Jeremy Bearimy?

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      • sausager@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        …also j

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      • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Wherefore?

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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.

      I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.

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    • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nice moves!

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      • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.

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  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do I reach in through the nose or ears?

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      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye

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      • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Both, preferably

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Neither.

        Ask her to close her eyes.

        (Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)

        Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.

        Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.

        Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.

        Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.

        Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

        Antici-

        .

        …

        …

        -pation.

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    • catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bro… Are you ok?

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    • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      minor spelling mistake

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    • Lightor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But brains are so icky!

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  • Hugin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.

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    • Baggie@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.

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      • BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ditto

        Image

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      • boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Kind of is.

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  • pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time

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      • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.

        Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.

        Rushing to the park to see grass.

        Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.

      Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*

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      • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?

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    • oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.

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  • Ileftreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well

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    • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.

      Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.

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      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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    • Damage@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.

      Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to first time spelunkers…

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  • ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What a strange diagram of some slippers.

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  • mr_satan@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What am I looking at?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.

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  • Septimaeus@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    She still does not like it.

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  • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.

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  • thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.

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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Explain

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?

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  • Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.

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  • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.

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  • CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peter?

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  • CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed.

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  • DiskCrasher@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7790iQ6a4Q

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.

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