Huh? I just see a bunch of blue arrows on a blank yellowish square.
Use this science wisely.
Submitted 2 months ago by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to science_memes@mander.xyz
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kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
Linsensuppe@feddit.org 2 months ago
Its gotta be somewhere…
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
my dumbass trying to figure out why you’d want to rotate your house slippers:
(this is why I’m single isn’t it)
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Yeah, same. I chalked it up to the homosexuality, but I’m not sure after reading some of the comments.
janus2@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
i have the lesbian flavor of homosexuality you’d think that’d help me realize lol
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Step 1: inspect
Step 2: push hood up
Step 3: rotate clockwise 360 degrees
Step 4: swipe left and right
SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
regdog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Might as well check the oil while you are at it
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Up up down down left right left right B A B A
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
step 1: bop it
step 2: twist it
step 3: pull it
step 4: find a new partner
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)
Or the Arch Wiki
nekbardrun@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub
quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:
(Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)
Kaigyo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The real cheat sheet:
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Was doing this on an old girlfriend and she busted out laughing her ass off. WTF?! The guy before me gave her our secrets!
minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or she has another girl secret.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Previous was from a culture with a caligraphic languange.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“you forgot the R, you halfwit!”
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Remember though, capital letters. Don’t dot the i.
chuymatt@startrek.website 2 months ago
Jeremy Bearimy?
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wherefore?
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve been doing this on a daily basis since I broke my ankle. It’s surprisingly challenging.
I was hoping to cover the fact of this up with a factual, innuaden-lavey way to make this funny by the time I was done typing it, but no, today you just learned something about my routine.
NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org 2 months ago
Nice moves!
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 months ago
I can’t help thinking the Cyrillic alphabet would be better suited, though. BRB, have some research to do.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
All of this is useless if you don’t exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what’s the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Do I reach in through the nose or ears?
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you ask Walter Freeman he’d tell you to go through the eye
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Both, preferably
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Neither.
Ask her to close her eyes.
(Probably does not really matter whether she does or doesn’t)
Using your finger, gently trace lines around the neck, jawline, down to the collar bone, around the breast, along the sternum, follow the bottom of the ribcage, cross to the hip… you get the idea.
Ideally, be somewhat unpredictable, teasing… labor of modulate the instensity of your own breath a bit.
Also obviously works better with lighter, or no clothing.
Think of this as maybe drawing arcane runes, casting a spell… tell a slightly different story every time.
Remember the wise word of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.
Antici-
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-pation.
catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You need to go to the hospital right now. You’re having an aneurysm
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Bro… Are you ok?
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
minor spelling mistake
Lightor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Her nuber one organ for sex: ger brain.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
But brains are so icky!
Hugin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I spent way to much time thinking that was a pink slipper. The first two made sense but then I was lost.
Baggie@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ditto, I figured it was one of those dance step guides.
boolean_sledgehammer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Kind of is.
pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I saw loss before I saw anything else, I seriously need to touch grass
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
When you do that, you’ll feel like you’re recreating the steps of loss, one panel at a time
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Bursting through the doors OUTSIDE in a panic.
Looking at some random shocked person pointing toward the park.
Rushing to the park to see grass.
Sobbing uncontrollably feeling all the grass.
apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Better yet, ask them what feels good, and establish communication of pleasure. Your partner, regardless of genitals, will have a better time, and so will you!
Damage@feddit.it 2 months ago
That only works if they actually answer. Sometimes it’s just easier to gauge reactions.
Sometimes they can’t talk coherently *wink wink*
apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Communication doesn’t need to be verbal - and I’m more talking about setting the precedent for communicating about pleasure as a practice. Being able to communicate about pleasure takes you a lot further in mutual pleasure than having a “trick”, yknow?
oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Completely agree. Communication is the basis of all good relationships and interaction, especially intimate interaction.
Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fun fact most girls like when you suck it as well
Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
They do not enjoy when you blow a raspberry onto it, however.
Sucking only. No blowing. Do not reverse the polarity.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damage@feddit.it 2 months ago
I’ve had several positive feedbacks when sliding it between front teeth and tongue. Not to be done immediately, but after she gets going a bit.
Be careful of course. And remember to check your teeth for hair afterwards.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I dunno if I’d be recommending teeth all willy-nilly to first time spelunkers…
ILoveDurians@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
What a strange diagram of some slippers.
mr_satan@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What am I looking at?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I was once with a girl who wanted me to literally bite hers as hard as I could.
Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 months ago
But not too much. It can get overstimulated if you lift the hood and lick directly. When in doubt, you can hand her the reigns so she can find the sweet spot. For example, if you apply a wide and flat tongue and reduce movement, she can work her hips until she finds the angles she needs.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She still does not like it.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Took me a minute to figure out what this was. If I ever hook up with a man that has one, I’ll put this info to good use.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I kind of made a dumb image in my head that isn’t physically possible but the motion indicators in the image made me imagine a guy with his dong already in and he’s somehow spinning while connected. It’s funnier in my head, I promise.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Explain
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Why is she standing in front of a blank sheet of paper?
Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 months ago
My brain immediately skipped to that episode of Friends where Monica learns that Chandler got advice from Joey about licking the alphabet.
CaptainBlinky@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Peter?
CaptainHowdy@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“the move” from Seinfeld finally revealed.
DiskCrasher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
What kind of animal just does counter clockwise.
CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.
clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh. Ohhhh
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Also works for slippers.
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought it was this:
Put your right foot in, take your right foot out. Put your right foot in, and you shake it all about. Do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that’s what it’s all about
wewbull@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Dancing in your slippers, right?
RIGHT?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
First, keep your left foot firmly planted! Cock your right foot up like you’ve seen Michael Jackson do.
Next, spin your left foot around 360 degrees while jiggling your right foot like your heater’s on the fritz!
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ditto. The comments enlightened me.
baggins@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Thank you.