Image This still is killing me. Why is this so funny? All the others look like good images of the characters!
The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.
Submitted 10 months ago by napkin2020@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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miraclerandy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?
Rusty@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
so what you’re saying is that if i raid a scottish blood bank i’ll look funny on the security cameras when leaving the building?
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
😐
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wasnt Snow White in a magical sleep for like a hundred or so years?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean, yes, but she’s only physically and mentally 14.
If you put a child in cryostasis until she’s technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?
jonne@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Oof, yeah, that’s definitely something that will need to be looked at when cryotech starts being a thing.
hansolo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn’t emerge from the womb 6’1" with an MBA.
Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said “uh-hhuhuh, she’s totally legal”?
Same logic applies.
Grimy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I don’t think having sex with frozen embryo goop should be a crime though.
DacoTaco@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Merida is technically Pixar. She’s like a step-Princess.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That’s a distinction without a difference.
Xatolos@reddthat.com 10 months ago
By this logic then Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas should also be a Disney princess since Touchstone Pictures was wholly owned by Disney.
All hail Disney Princess Sally!
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.
Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I guess Maleficent didn’t want to fill one of the princess of heart containers with saltwater.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
they didn’t want to model a mermaid wheelchair for her to go around on the other land-based worlds
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
She would die if she’s being kept like the other princess.
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The Alien Xenomorphs can live for millennia, and they’ve been technically eligible as Disney princesses since March 2019.
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is why the concept of statistical outlier and standard deviation exists.
Had I seen something like this in any analysis I would either assume some fault in the measurement (either reading or technical) or error in punching the data. Then ignored the result if it couldn’t be reproduced, but leave it in the raw data/graph/figure and explain the exlution.
thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.
I can’t help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there’s no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren’t a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.
The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.
phx@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’m not sure Alice would even qualify as a Disney Princess, unless there’s some lineage I’m unaware of. She’s already one of the few without some sort of romantic subplot.
Mulan… Aristocracy with a royal award maybe, but not really royalty either.
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I’mma just google the plot lol
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dating for american presidents be like:
j4k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Is Alice 10 in Disney? In Lewis Carroll’s original work she is 8.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They aged her up so it would be less creepy
j4k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What is creepy about it? The entire story is really about Alice discovering rules and how she likes them so much. That is very much the world of an 8 year old. Not to mention all of the fanciful characters and tropes that were dreamed up.
There are many academic critiques and studies of the work. It is also central to Open AI’s QKV layers model alignment training. The story is the primary catalyst for creative randomness in terms of internal model thinking in both LLMs and embedding models used in image diffusion. For instance, all of the mechanisms that Alice used to become bigger and smaller are present in diffusion AI models with the caveat that no real person place or thing is present in the prompt. One does not need to bring up the detailed context of the story if one prompts the element with good specificity. A far easier method to play with is to prompt the queen of hearts or Alice as a character in an image using just a foundational base model. It should be quite clear how these images are a bit different in many ways. Those differences are not random and they are persistent across all models. Literary nonsense is the actual randomness that shows up in background objects and clothing in images. Prompting against the abstraction of genre is far more effective than attempting to describe your own details in the prompt with specificity.
In literature in general, Carroll’s work is the holotype for a genre. Analysing the work speaks to the human experience on many levels. The work has long been appreciated by all ages. So I am a bit baffled about what you find creepy about age in any context such as this. Like what kind of assumptions do you possibly feel grounded in here?
bizarroland@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m gonna need a source for that 'cause, like, they weren’t really concerned about creepiness back in the 60s from what I can tell.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Wow, I better stop jerking it to Jasmine. 🤷
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
the chart is referring to Disney characters not “real” people
burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
she’s mature for her age
Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Probably legal where she’s from. 🤢
MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, Ahgrabah is crazy
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I’m not usually one to care about how a meme is cropped but… goddamn lol
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included
bassomitron@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wtf movie is the 8800 from? That and the top right are the only characters I don’t recognize.
saigot@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That one with the skinny dude with glasses.
dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island
Echolynx@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Treasure Planet and Atlantis are two of the best. They go well together too.
Elechicken@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Top right is Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty
Oka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 months ago
Okay, but Kidagakash skews the average so sharply that she's proof of the need for weigthing.
Also, are Alice & Jane actually considered princesses? Jane is Lady Greystone and I could accept her for that, but Alice is just a kid. And if direct adaptations count, why not Wendy? Why not Tiger Lily (who counts if Pocahontas does)? Or Dejah Thoris, the titular "Princess of Mars"?
dvlsg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Needs more Kuzco.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 months ago
Esmeralda being 18 is throwing me for a loop. Idk why. All the other ones I can get past looks because they’re all meant to be young (and many have ages stated) but I literally never once viewed Esmeralda as a teenager in the movie. Early 20s maybe. Maybe they mentioned it and I forgot.
Crazy movie though. Frolo is so fucked.
v_krishna@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
IRL Pocahontas was like 11 or 12.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. But estimates put her at around 17 when she was taken hostage and forcibly married to a tobacco farmer.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mulan was too cool.
potoo22@programming.dev 10 months ago
Mulan has the highest kill count… I think
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 10 months ago
The avalanche definitely ups her count some.
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I like the 8800 year old :>
Got that multiple millennia of wisdom while still being 22 physiologically somehow simultaneously
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?
That’s one of the many things that threwe with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.
CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Well yeah, rings of power is corporate fanfiction, it’s not the galadriel JRRT wrote
TheKingBombOmbKiller@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I didn’t realize Mulan was a child soldier until now.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Damn it, Princess Georg
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How old is Stitch?
Oka@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Stitch is assigned male
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Some people want to fuck the princes answer the question
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Still a princess.
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 10 months ago
… Esmeralda isn’t a princess tho
mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
nope, it’s 17.5. and also 16.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Jane is considered a disney princess ?
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
How is Pocahontas only 18 and that bottom left one already 19?
omniman@piefed.zip 10 months ago
i want to crack 5th one
BingBong@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Who is left third row from bottom and right second row from bottom?
devolution@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rya is missing.
SunshineJogger@feddit.org 10 months ago
Alice in wonderland isn’t a princess tho.
heisenbergcrystalmeth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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socsa@piefed.social 10 months ago
A perfect example of why median exists
WillFord27@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she’s a perfect example of though?
Ethanol@pawb.social 10 months ago
Percentile gang, let’s go! 😎 \
The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Nah, it’s the perfect example of why the median is a pathetic excuse of a statistical tool that is only used by those that wish to opress minorities
neatchee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What the fuck are you talking about?