Looks like someone poked you with an AT keyboard connector hot enough to burn you
WTF BIT ME?
Submitted 8 hours ago by Candid_Andy@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
morphballganon@mtgzone.com 7 minutes ago
No, those pins are positioned as if a “full circle” would be 8 pins. The bumps in OP’s pic are more like if a “full circle” were 6 points.
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Real talk, check your shit for bed bugs. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IF NOT DEALT WITH.
folekaule@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Looks like your Windows 11 update is almost complete. Or it could be fleas, bed bugs, or lice. I’m not a bugologist.
JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
bed bugs tend to bite like that where it’s all grouped up together and I think sometimes in a line.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Just chiming in to agree that you’re gonna need to burn your house down
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This brought back Bedbug based paranoia I thought I had laid to rest nearly a decade ago so thanks for that.
I hope you have a speedy and painless solution to our problem, but I’m really glad I’m not you OP. My god, if I never see these bastards again it will be too soon.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
fun fact if you have bats in your area, they also carry bat bugs, which are relative to bed bugs and they can also infest your house too. there is a theory that bed bugs evolved from bat bugs, also they look alike.
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 28 minutes ago
This is the opposite of a fun fact. I’m going to sneak into your house and steal your fingers for typing it
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Wait what. It’s illegal here to move bats once they’ve picked a home. How do you prevent bat bug infestation
sirtwinklebottom@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Bed bugs for sure. Took 2 years to get rid of the bastards as they ate us alive.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Bed bugs. The internet will tell you they bite in a straight line, but that’s horse shit. Look up bed bug bites and you’ll see clusters like this, too.
minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Idk, but one more and the circle closes, the ritual is complete.
Bubs@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
“YA-HAHA! You found me!”
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
🎶 reward noises 🎶
Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
So many bites next to each other could be a bed bug. My understanding is that they’ll leave little black dots around the bites as well. Did you see any before? Otherwise, any of mosquitoes, or fleas.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
they bite in 3s as well.
shutz@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Bed bugs are usually in a straight line (they follow your veins). Could this be something other than an insect bite?
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I had what i suspected were bed bug bites and a few times they would bite in a cluster somewhat similar to this. I moved out of that apartment and haven’t noticed any bites since but never actually confirmed i had bed bugs.
over_clox@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The 5 Fanged Purple Pimple Monster, apparently.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
What about one mosquito with six guns?
EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 hours ago
There was a fire bite!!!
expatriado@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
whatever it was, it was going for the hexagon, which are the bestagones
ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Don’t worry, they aren’t bites. Just spider eggs.
TheKracken@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Mosquito
pewpew@feddit.it 8 hours ago
The PlayStation 2 menu spinning orbs
wowski303@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
a bug from fediverse trying to create the ‘Fedibite’
Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Are you sure this is bug bites and not a rash or infection, like ringworm for example?
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
spider. they bit multiple times.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
you would see puncture marks.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Idk why this is getting down voted. Spiders usually bite in a line, not that weird it’s a c shape. Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
when ur on the internet, nobody knows u r a spider
remon@ani.social 7 hours ago
Downvoted because it’s extremely unlikely. Spiders rarely bite in the first place and 5 times is bordering on absurd.
Spiders usually bite in a line
Utter nonsense. Where did you even get this?
Impossible to tell without more info. But I’d bet spider.
It is indeed impossible to tell, but betting on a spider is one of the worst bets you can make in this case.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 hours ago
Impossible to tell without more info
One of the only completely honest people! Even doctors and entomologists rarely are confident enough to diagnose the specific cause just from images of a bite…
MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
My vote is bed bug. I’ve had a few encounters while traveling. It’s happened to me in a C shape before, once. Although not as tight of a C shape as yours.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Smallest UFO landing ever.
somewa@suppo.fi 5 hours ago
Probably 5pin GX16. Might be fatal.
Davel23@fedia.io 8 hours ago
Vestigal nipples.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Pray you don’t get bit again before it finishes loading
kibiz0r@midwest.social 5 hours ago
Probably a flea, based on this: brightside.me/…/10-bug-bites-anyone-should-be-abl…
candyman337@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I can’t really tell scale there but several bites in a row like that might indicate bed bugs, check the corner of your mattress, and any clothes near where you sleep
harcesz@szmer.info 6 hours ago
They go in straight-ish lines, at least the European/Euro-Asian ones I’ve dealt with.
bjorney@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
If you’ve had chicken pox before and have had mysterious pain/tingling on an arm/leg on the same side of the body as those for the past few days it could be shingles
I just had it at 33 last week and it looked very similar to that when it first popped up
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
this looks more like contact dermatitis. varicella has very distinctive pox marks, and shingles, i had it clusters alot as a rash.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I touched poision ivy once and it looked like this. If it doesn’t go away like a normal mosquito bite, might need to get it checked out so you can get the prescription cream.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
contact dermatitis also does that randomly.
badbytes@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
You allergic to cats? Look like one walked on you.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Sorry, that was me. Your flesh just looked delicious, and I thought “Well, I COULD go for some tasty drinking of the blood of the innocent…”
You just wouldn’t be as tasty if you had murdered someone and were guilty.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 minutes ago
Sorry. It was me.