The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
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Submitted 2 months ago by Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal, but you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
Are beer cans not legal?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up a guys ass. He shits in a bag now
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If he didn’t go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum.
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
orenj@leminal.space 2 months ago
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Assuming this was self-inflicted
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Upgraded to box wine?
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
1 guy 1 bottle
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 months ago
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 months ago
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
RumAndCreole@lemmy.world 2 months ago
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand… This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What if you’re at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
- It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
- If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
- This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
This bottle does not exist.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah thank you for digging that out.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? … Right?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did d prohibit then from being set down on flat surfaces.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 months ago
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
chocrates@piefed.world 2 months ago
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
mkhopper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well its not a pickle jar
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
So your beer can heat up even faster!
Heyting@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Not for ass production.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Nope. It will become art when it’s first used for its intended purpose
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s ribbing on the bottom
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TipRing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
PAIGE, NO !
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“If it’s got no base, don’t put it in THAT place.”
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Glass?! Why isn’t it made of vibranium?
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
More lobbying by Big Anal…smh
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
And then the bottle breaks
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This is just gonna start a new Balkan war . . . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident
iuseasahibtw@ani.social 2 months ago
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 months ago
At first I thought it was a new air-dropped bomb to use against Iran. I mean it seems like something the Trump-Epstein fan club would dream up.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Actually, I first thought of a mortar round.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
“Yeah, in future design reviews we ended up adding a flare at the top. For… reasons.”
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Without a base, without a trace y’all.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 months ago
Best diet ever. I was planning on eating today but no more.