Hello 911, it's me again

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  But you can stick normal bottles in the sand… This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up a guys ass. He shits in a bag now

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  • orenj@leminal.space ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).

    But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.

    I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Because of the incident? Or for fun?

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    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life

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• apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Without a base, without a trace y’all.

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• nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  More lobbying by Big Anal…smh

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• DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “If it’s got no base, don’t put it in THAT place.”

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.

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  • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal, but you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Hahaha it’s haha it’s cause haha oh gosh it’s cause if you stick it in your “buns” haha it could shoot out and poke spmebody’s eye out 😂

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.

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  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.

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    • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Now this is power bottoming

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it

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  • BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Well its not a pickle jar

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? … Right?

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So your beer can heat up even faster!

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And then the bottle breaks

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• Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Amphora, but small. As opposed to a butt, which is half a tun (so much better them metric because it is funny).

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• 6244901@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  People will be people! :)

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• flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  ahh the “arbuckle” bottle

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