The first time I saw this meme I thought it was about how you shouldn’t have glass bottles on the beach. I used to be innocent.
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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In Japan bringing glass beer to the beach is legal, but you don’t see shards of glass on the beach because people take home their waste to properly recycle.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
North Americans are fascinated by a society that is not assholes.
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Are beer cans not legal?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up a guys ass. He shits in a bag now
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If he didn’t go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum.
X@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
orenj@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Assuming this was self-inflicted
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Upgraded to box wine?
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
1 guy 1 bottle
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Please don’t take glass to the beach.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
What if I just heated up the sand to 1650°C while I was there?
Brkdncr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah that’s fine. I’m mostly concerned about invasive glass.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Taking glass to the beach is fine. Leaving it there is a problem.
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Perhaps they live in one of those countries where driving on the beach is normal but cleaning up after yourself is not.
RumAndCreole@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
M137@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
But you can stick normal bottles in the sand… This is a solution looking for a problem, and I think the person who made it just wants to have one in their ass.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Why would anyone want to stick a beer into hot sand?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What if you’re at the beach and could really do with a warm beer?
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
- It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
- If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
- This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
This bottle does not exist.
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
This design is purely a conceptual artwork and is not a commercially available product. There are no plans whatsoever to manufacture or sell it. It was simply intended to inspire a moment of reflection on the sea. It is not intended for any other use beyond visual contemplation. That is all there is to it.
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ah thank you for digging that out.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.
As others have said, this looks like a missile.
Armory corps sell missiles in crates.
Now they have a way to be even more efficient by shipping beer as a goodie besides tools of destruction.
Some would call that a win-win
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A design like this is asking for problems. They should at least have given it a flared top.
notabot@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
To stop it sinking too far into the sand, right? … Right?
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You can already do this with any bottle. All this did d prohibit then from being set down on flat surfaces.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Vacuum may be an issue, caution is advised.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
The inside of your ass will crack that glass like its a paper cup.
chocrates@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
It should be fine until you put your weight on it. We have that documentary about it
mkhopper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Now I want someone to use AI to narrate that video in Morgan Freeman’s voice.
BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well its not a pickle jar
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You must have buns of steel. Unclench every once in a while, sheesh.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
but then all my jelly beans will fall out
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
So your beer can heat up even faster!
Heyting@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
ITT: people don’t understand that it’s and art piece and not for mass production
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Not for ass production.
elucubra@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Nope. It will become art when it’s first used for its intended purpose
kreskin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll take two dildo beers please. Slightly heated.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s ribbing on the bottom
Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Makes Molotov cocktails more aerodynamic also.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I was putting my beer bottles in the sand just fine before the Glass Anal Invader came along.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Opening a web shop to sell bases threaded for beer bottles.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
TipRing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Y’all motherfuckers need dildos.
With flared bases. Or big ol’ balls.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
PAIGE, NO !
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“If it’s got no base, don’t put it in THAT place.”
anugeshtu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Glass?! Why isn’t it made of vibranium?
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
More lobbying by Big Anal…smh
huquad@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
And then the bottle breaks
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is just gonna start a new Balkan war . . . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đorđe_Martinović_incident
iuseasahibtw@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
At first I thought it was a new air-dropped bomb to use against Iran. I mean it seems like something the Trump-Epstein fan club would dream up.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Actually, I first thought of a mortar round.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This doesn really change much tho, you could use the upper portion already
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
“Yeah, in future design reviews we ended up adding a flare at the top. For… reasons.”
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Without a base, without a trace y’all.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And also it’s glass, so you can relive 1 man 1 jar.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Best diet ever. I was planning on eating today but no more.