They Wylin'
Submitted 11 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
unknown@piefed.social 11 months ago
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
I legitimately don’t know and I’m afraid to search it, please send help
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
I’m going to be upset if this is what gets him impeached
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 11 months ago
[deleted]MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 months ago
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fuckin what
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Blowing what
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
If being a pedophile doesn’t bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I’m gonna be pissed
yakko@feddit.uk 11 months ago
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
Signtist@bookwyr.me 11 months ago
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
What happened?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 11 months ago
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
DaedalousIlios@pawb.social 11 months ago
The worst part is: everything that has happened over the course of his presidency has been so absurdly beyond parody that I almost didn’t notice that this was lemmyshitpost.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s lemmyshitpost, but it’s also true, to further flummox you.
1984@lemmy.today 11 months ago
I think we went into absurdo timeline when they launched cern… The matrix is currently playing out a lot of ridiculous scenarios…
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
i blame the weasels
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s irresponsible to post this without a source
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you lost? It’s a shitpost sub, lol. Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people. I think he will be fine with millions of people shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton’s cock. But here is the context. For the record, no I do not think it is real. I’m just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I’m just doing it with much, much lower stakes.
Asafum@feddit.nl 11 months ago
What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”
They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”
They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”
They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”
Quadhammer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
RattlerSix@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn’t Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He’s with Bannon so his brother is joking “ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?”
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying “ask Bannon about that thing you told me about.”
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
search ‘bubba’
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
its definitely true i saw it on the internet
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Everything you see on the Internet is true
— Abraham Lincoln
mushroomman_toad@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
yes
I think we can give up on reality, everyone had
Secret_Music@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
regedit@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it’s purely selfish for him.
DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 11 months ago
His base will be like: Real men suck cock!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We’ve been saying it all along! Make America Gay Again!
bytesonbike@discuss.online 11 months ago
Kinda like when that Proud Boy leader stuck a dildo up his ass during a live call
FatVegan@leminal.space 11 months ago
Eww you guys fuck pussies?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Gaaaaay
jj4211@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I doubt this one. It would require that Trump ever would care about the pleasure of anyone other than himself.
optissima@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
A dollar was dangled in front of him!
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.
sunbytes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Some people find power in performing a “submissive” act.
Other just find it nice to SCHLORP GHHLOORP GUUUGK SCHLORP.
Different uh… strokes for different folks.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Although, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
Dasus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
and that dance is pure muscle memory…
<div class=“tenor-gif-embed” data-postid=“19059229” data-share-method=“host” data-aspect-ratio=“0.740625” data-width=“100%”><a href=“tenor.com/view/trump-dance-ymca-gif-19059229”>Trump Dance Ymca GIF</a>from <a href=“tenor.com/search/trump+dance-gifs”>Trump Dance GIFs</a></div> <script type=“text/javascript” async src=“tenor.com/embed.js”></script>
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
dunno ive seen his double bj dance
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you clearly never sucked dick before.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 months ago
Guys… What if this was the reason he didn’t want the Epstein files released? He doesn’t care about everyone knowing he’s a pedo; he just doesn’t want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
IWW4@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Please, someone post a corroborating link that Proves that this is true!!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and blow somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s gey
_stranger_@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Please of unknowable ancient powers of chaos and chance, let this email be the reason he takes the Hitler Express right out of town.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
I wonder if this is the real reason he hates Hilary?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode…
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Wow. That was not on my bingo card 😂🤣.
bugbearownsyou@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
Obnomus@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
I’m even american but this is funny lmao 🤣🤣🤣
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
My main question is why Clinton would even accept receiving such an act from such a …character… Surely he had better options available???
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
COCK DOCK SCHLONG PURPLE EHADED YOGURT SLINGER PRICK FUCKSTICK PENIS L.
MTZ@lemmy.world 11 months ago
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
we live in such a fucking strange timeline
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh damn. You win the internet for today.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh God y