I don’t regret any of this one bit, you look them up and it’s always someone shilling products extremely hard while doing extremely low effort content like reaction videos or streaming Minecraft.
Inching closer to the grave every day
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_____@lemm.ee 2 months ago
earphone843@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The fact that ‘influencer’ is a legitimate job title is proof that humanity is doomed.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They aren’t some symbol of the end times or anything, they’re just a symptom of the sort of attention based economy we’ve built up here in America. They exist precisely because you can get paid to shill products while playing Minecraft.
If we reign in the marketing and advertising industries then influencers will fall alongside them.
Or, if we regulate “proper” ads and fail to do the same to influencers, whether on purpose or not, then they will become a primary source of advertising. Depending how this is handled could be a good or bad thing.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I work for an influencer now, I went to a reputable film school and have a masters degree. I used to do documentaries on BLM for god’s sake.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I would be ashamed to ever admit that I follow somebody whose explicit job is to influence me. Like, do people refer to themselves as “influencees”?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
there were always similar jobs going all the way back to the rennaisance
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This.
The TV stations around me are desperate to attract the young viewers, so they always have influencers as guests on their shows and what not, and I simply _do not get it. _Today’s guest: Billy Bobberson.
What’s he famous for? Oh he post some selfies on Instagram everyday and every other post is a sponsored brand promo. Why the fuck do people even follow influencers like this???macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because most people are stupid. It is easier for stupid people to follow fake celebrities aka influencers, than to read a book or think for themselves.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To me, reaction videos are truly astonishing. Like, the number of videos reacting to some thing typically outnumber the thing itself by the hundreds. People prefer watching somebody else watching something so they know how they should feel about it. It’s the modern version of the laugh track.
Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’ll turn shit off if someone keeps pausing the actual clip to provide absolutely nothing worthwhile while wasting my time. So annoying.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
danekrae@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“You win again, gravity!”
FatsoJackson@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
and we wondered why everything was a GameBoy or a Nintendo for our parents
yopyop@feddit.nl 2 months ago
No no! THIS is different ! 😀 it’s because it’s funny to mess with kids.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My routine when I walk into the room where my daughter is playing a game:
- Identify the game she is playing.
- Ask her how <activity in game she isn’t currently playing> is going. Like if she’s caught all the Pokémon when she’s playing Minecraft.
I’m not even trying to be subtle about it, but am still not sure she realizes I’m doing it deliberately. Either way, she corrects me with exasperation each time.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
In the distant future, when we look back on scattered social media caps, we will regret that the date of posting is not shown.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fun thing is that none of this stuff is going to survive long-term at all. Databases are backed up onto forms of media that have a very short lifespan. Only material that is endlessly copied forward (like DNA) will still be around, and nobody is going to pay for that kind of archiving. FWIW this fact make me happy.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
As civilization has progressed, we’ve done more and more writing and record keeping and done so an less and less durable media. From stone to clay to papyrus/parchment to paper to film to digital media.
I feel like there needs to be some kind of write once media that’s extremely durable and reasonably dense for digital data specifically for long term archival purposes. What’s the digital equivalent to carving something on a stone tablet, that a thousand years from now despite age and weathering could be dug up in a field somewhere and still hypothetically be at least mostly readable?
kattfisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What forms of media are you taking about that have short life spans?
I think that as storage density goes up and price goes down, what used to be cumbersome and expensive amounts of data become easily manageable. So the only reasons we loose data will be business or political. Which will also decrease as there’s now money in buying failing platforms.
But yeah, I’m also happy none of the social media I created when I was young still exists, and the platforms are buried by the sands of time. Having everything you do on the internet stay around forever feels like a nightmare.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I randomly download scattered memes that I will want to repost endlessly in the future. I assume other people do the same.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Even some articles or blogposts are without publish date. This should be illegal.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m 29 so maybe I’m too young for this statement but if you ask me it’s because younger celebrities tend to be the result of nepotism and don’t have any actual talents.
match@pawb.social 2 months ago
which has always been true
Kirk@startrek.website 2 months ago
The nepotism part has always been true, but the category of celebrities “being famous talent” did not exist until Paris Hilton. Socialites and “famous” talent-less people like Florence Foster Jenkins did not have “fans” the way influences do today.
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT.”
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Is Baby Gronk the new Drip King, or is he just getting rizzed up by Livvy?
Koarnine@pawb.social 2 months ago
I love that yours is entirely real but it feels just as fake as the entirely fake one you are replying too 🤣
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 2 months ago
CATCH IT TONIGHT ON GREEB AND DONT FORGET TO FLIM FLAM THE POPCHUDZZ GIBGUBBLERRR
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Personally, I loved the idea of new media. Cable was shit.
After experiencing new media… there’s some good stuff in there guys, I promise. Just gotta wade through mountains of shitm
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If its good enough, the news of it will get to me eventually and I will see for myself.
This is how I live now.
This is what it means to be old.
I’m 34.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My friend with young cousins was telling me that kids are using “sigma” instead of “cool” now?
“That’s so sigma, bruh.”
The fuck?
tacobellhop@midwest.social 2 months ago
Start speaking in Greek to them. Asspro means white.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m something of an asspro myself
killingspark@feddit.org 2 months ago
'The fuck" is now “what the sigma” at least that’s what I gathered from lurking on shitposting communities
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 months ago
50% of what Gen X thinks is zoomer slang is actually jokes at zoomer slang’s expense
Lucky13@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I used to work at a hikers’ hostel on the Appalachian Trail. A group of hikers needed a ride into town but were short on cash. One of them suggested they offer the hostel owner some weed in exchange for a ride. Another one said, “He doesn’t smoke weed. He’s old, like in his 40s.” He actually was in his 50s and bought his weed from me lol
Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“We are the first to do this.” -every young cohort going back through time
Shapillon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“The young ones are lacking conservative quality that we had” - Every old cohort going back through time
Ah the duality of humans :p
sping@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
Also “the fucking old people caused this mess and are standing in the way of fixing it. We need them to die off so we can turn it around”
There has never been a young generation not saying this. The boomers certainly did. Many of them have been correct too, but few have turned anything around when it’s their turn.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Just remember folks, those 2007 people are able to vote now.
camr_on@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I just aged 40 years
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fuck im 25 and feel 40, this is why I will not shy away from my day of destined death. I can feel that it’ll be before I’m 40 and I frankly want nothing to do with being 40.
RazzleDazzle@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Don’t worry, they won’t. (at least most of them)
257m@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As somebody who was born in 2007, I have no clue who modern celebrities are either. People consider me out of touch but I have no idea what half of what people around me are saying. The acronyms don’t help and I am too scared to search them up.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Woah, 2007ers are 18 now…
257m@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Well 17 still. I still got like 8 months.
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I watch NBA basketball and back in the day (1990s) there was exactly one player that was referred to by his initials: Michael Jordan. Nowadays fans use initials (with their jersey number occasionally tacked on as if that’s the cleverest thing to do in the world) for almost every player and it’s almost impossible to know who they’re talking about. For some players this is legitimate (e.g. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is a mouthful so SGA is a good replacement) but for most it is not.
Lucky13@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In baseball now, they like to make nicknames by taking the first initial and the first syllable of the last name. Like J-Hey. It’s annoying and unoriginal. Baseball used to have the best nicknames too.
ceenote@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They’re lucky not to know, doop fell hard off after it was acquired by Buntley.
hansolo@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m still so mad at the Skoot Corp CEO for that ridiculous re-skeet where they memed the javalina charrp boys on doop.
Am I having the stroke? Or is everyone else?
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 months ago
When I hear “20 yrs ago” I still think 90s. 😭
Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I remember in 2010 when someone posted a meme on ragecomics that showed how sad they are that some people still use ‘years ago’ to refer to the early 90s…
wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I still think 90s when I hear 8-9 years ago.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Why even care about those “celebrities”? Stuff they do is usually mediocre at best anyways.
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Listening to what their interests are is a good way to connect with much younger (or much older!) people. I’ll happily listen to a kid explain Fortnite to me, or my to grandpa talk about his favourite TV show. I’ll ask them some questions about it and get a conversation going.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I mean, are they materially worse than Paris Hilton and Kimberly Kardashian? Or the Jersey Shore crowd? I’m not here to judge.
But I didn’t really follow them when I was age-appropriate to care about that shit, anyway. Was too busy reading blogs about the newest feature list of an up-and-coming MMORPG or tearing through the latest edition of my favorite TTRPG, because I was focused on what truly mattered.
At some point, its not an age thing, its just a taste thing. I could probably name more web comix artists than C-list celebrities, and that’s fine.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
It’s not about caring, it’s just about even knowing what business they’re in.
Magister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m an old coot, I know some names like something paul, mr beast or pewdiepie, from when I was on reddit years ago, I know those guys are “youtuber” because I saw the thumbnail, but I have no clue what they do or what they speak of or why they would be famous?!? I don’t watch youtube, first because comments are toxics, it takes too much time, who spent hours listening/watching some rants by some guy in his basement?!? I’m like an out of touch skinner :)
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I often need to remind myself that Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings are not recent movies.
It’s the same as being a kid in the 80s, which I was, and thinking The Seven Year Itch was a recent movie. Now, I had seen that movie on TV, because my parents liked it, and I thought it was funny, but never did I think of it as “recent”.
Still, you can’t tell me that Harry Potter movies didn’t happen in the last ten years.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Holy hell, the last movie was released in 2011.
I remember how much anticipation and agony people were complaining about waiting for it, that it couldn’t come soon enough.
I recently picked up a new game: RoboCop: rogue city… It hits all of the nostalgia about the original movie so far. Marching through an office building blowing off people’s hands and ripping machine guns off turrets and mowing down rooms full of enemies in all the gory, bloody detail… It gives me all the warm and fuzzy feelings.
The sound track is on point too.
Hard to believe it’s source material is from 1987. The game almost looks as good as the movie did. It’s not as polished as big name titles. People will talk and their mouth won’t move, some of the idle animations for NPCs is very repetitive and robotic… But the visuals… MMM. If you liked the original, and want to partake in some thug killing mayhem as Murphey himself, I’d recommend it.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I refuse to ever call Harry Potter a classic.
metalsd@eviltoast.org 2 months ago
Well and here we are! I don’t even know if peeble and doop are real places online or she just made it up to make a point 😆
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I feel seen.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a whole lot of people who are basically famous with being famous…
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
People born in 2007 shouldn’t be old enough to be online yet…
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
I used to be really into new music. Now I have 10 bands I listen to and just hope they keep releasing new albums.
I used to be really into standup. Now people mention it and all I can think to say is “Kyle Kinane is still doing comedy, right?”
I used to be really into movies. The newest I’ve seen recently is the Bob’s Burgers movie.
But, hey at least I’m ignoring a lot of my hobbies these days!
killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’ve seen boomer humor. Get ready for milly mirth
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m a school bus driver and my elementary school kids go on about somebody named “Queso” (sp?) on Youtube and I find myself constantly fighting the urge to see what he’s all about. It can’t possibly be good.
saigot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I wish it was like that, reality is there’s like 3 platforms that make you IRL famous. Youtube, Twitch and TIk Tok.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You keep joking about Doop and it’s going to come true.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I wasn’t a huge fan the first couple times I saw this meme but it’s growing on me now.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I was talking about my primary-school age kids teachers, and one of them says their next teacher will be Mr Smith.
“He’s old,” they said, “he must be at least fifty”.
I said “nah man. Mr Smith is probably only a few years older than me, early forties I reckon”.
They had me with “no he’s like really old. He reads a newspaper”
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, the other day I was consulting with another therapist, and I was telling her how in EMDR therapy I often say “don’t give me the whole article, just the headline” when I want to explain to the client to avoid talking too much during EMDR. she works with teens, and she went “yeah, that will not fly with my clients.”
We came up with “don’t give me the long-form video, just give me the TikTok” as we both felt we were inching closer to the grave, lol.
Yucky_Dimension@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Give me the clip, not the VOD.” How do you do, fellow kids?
Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Damn…
I’m Gen Z and I feel like I’d still understand the article analogy, but when I think about my gen-alpha cousins maybe they would need the TikTok analogy…
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Give me the Reader’s Digest condensed version.”
“How does what a reader eats have anything to do with this? and why would we need a condensed version of that diet description?”
oh god, I’m old.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’m not a Gen Z but how about, give me the TLDR?
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 months ago
“Give me the Season 1 recap.”
Lucky13@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Skip the labor pains, just give me the baby.
Amanduh@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I just say “I don’t need your whole life story” but that is kinda rude and wouldn’t work well with clients lol
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Primary school age children are horrible at guessing age. One time when I was 16 a group of 6 year olds estimated I was 40. And I don’t look old, a few weeks ago, I got carded buying beer, which is 16+. I’m 27.
bus_factor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
About a decade ago my employer had an intern present their findings from analyzing some survey data. One of the findings was this:
“People who answer surveys are really old. Like really old. Like thirty.”
rishado@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you under the impression that newspapers are still in fashion? Feel like they’re kind of right on that one.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think this is a fair dig haha