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Thank god "shit" is censored

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LifeLemons@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    be 20yp permavirgin

    I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

    Happy the poster found happiness for two reasons:

    a) he got laid

    b) he’s no longer a virgin

    c) he found happiness

    d) he found someone to love and that loves him back

    e) there are two more people happy in the world

    but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.

    Bring on the hate!

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    • SitD@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      😍 we love you too dude

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      • TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        OMG, are y’all dating now?

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    • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn’t really realize it at the time, but I wasn’t at all ready at 20 years old.

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m 29 concern

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn’t have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.

      For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn’t want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn’t account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple if, but not with a person you just met three days ago.

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      • qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Definetely not.

        I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on “quarantine”.

        When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.

        I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.

        When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.

        Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.

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    • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.

      Same. People are so damn dramatic.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing

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    • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Image

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      • EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Depends on the pretense, presumably.

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    • ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Approximately half a line

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  • peregrin5@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank god they censored apeshit

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Language, motherfucker! 😡

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    • rbn@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      🚨 This way, officer… That’s the one who used the swearwords. 😱

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.

    Gay: Self-evident.

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    • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.

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      • PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.

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      • jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.

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    • prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I mean… Nothing in this story implies femboy isn’t a fed, and just really committed to the bit.

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      • GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gotta get that dna sample somehow.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer’s national gay ban.

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        bro is lost in the sauce

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    • lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes, that’s what’s gay about this, nothing else. /s

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Asking for a friend

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    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a surprisingly high number of us femboys on lemmy, but I can’t speak to how housebroken any of us are. Personally, I’d be too busy bedrotting for any cleaning.

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      • Droechai@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What’s bedrotting? Q

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  • LuckyPierre@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aww, that’s sweet. A real modern day love story.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A modern Romeo and Romeo

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      • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Romeow

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      • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        More like Romeo and Romiet

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  • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    enterprise resource planning??

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.

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      • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Or psych students feel about CBT…

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    • Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lmao that’s exactly what I said and how I said it

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    • Mr_Canard@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Role playing

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      • a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah, enterprise role playing

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      • GiveOver@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What a sap

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Erotic Role Play

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  • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 “twink death” will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.

      Unlike most gay men, he’s probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They’re not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend’s ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.

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      • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.

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      • Turbonics@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Is the twink wall a thing?

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      • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        there are no successful fem-men for good reason.

        Shut the actual fuck up.

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      • Alpha71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.

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    • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!

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    • Droechai@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30

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    • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.

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      • Default_Defect@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.

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      • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe

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      • TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The council watches with great interest.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Same soon. It’s just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Odds are with some level of effort someone is willing to fuck you unless you throw off huge danger flags. Working on your personality, appearance, and social skills just make it so your odds go from largely the sort of people who’d fuck anyone to the sort of people who are more selective

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    • fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Too real

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    • Acters@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah I’m super scared too, emotions freak me out

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  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress “anime?”

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    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.

      Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses

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      • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        …y’know this explanation makes a lot of sense.

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      • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I’m a little disoriented.

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    • PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You won’t find an answer.

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  • Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Me when I’m attracted to feminine, no matter the source.

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      username checks out
      instance checks out

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      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re the first lemmynsfw I spotted in the wild. Wear the horny with pride.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately

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  • napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a bit gay

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  • GNUmer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20

    Gay: He’s pinning a Discord femboy

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    rocksolid.jpg

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’

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  • PanArab@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Being attracted to femboys isn’t homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.

    I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that “femboy” is offensive, I don’t know of an alternative word.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds a bit, idk… Gay

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  • lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is ‘ffw’

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  • Shortstack@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔

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