I wonder how long the “pretends” remains a thing
Thank god "shit" is censored
Submitted 4 months ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Boomkop3@reddthat.com 4 months ago
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Depends on the pretense, presumably.
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Approximately half a line
peregrin5@lemm.ee 4 months ago
The solution to incels was femboy waifus all along.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Thank god they censored apeshit
ICastFist@programming.dev 4 months ago
Language, motherfucker! 😡
rbn@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
🚨 This way, officer… That’s the one who used the swearwords. 😱
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 months ago
Fake: Anyone you meet on Discord is either a murderer or a fed.
Gay: Self-evident.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Can confirm, met several people from discord, am now dead.
PlainSimpleGarak@lemmings.world 4 months ago
And you can only communicate from the afterlife via Lemmy? Fate, tis a cruel bitch.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I hope you get better soon. Thoughts and prayers.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I mean… Nothing in this story implies femboy isn’t a fed, and just really committed to the bit.
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Gotta get that dna sample somehow.
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Playing the long game, in anticipation of the summer’s national gay ban.
KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
bro is lost in the sauce
lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 months ago
Yes, that’s what’s gay about this, nothing else.
/s
LuckyPierre@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Aww, that’s sweet. A real modern day love story.
Agent641@lemmy.world 4 months ago
A modern Romeo and Romeo
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 4 months ago
Romeow
shasta@lemm.ee 4 months ago
More like Romeo and Romiet
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 months ago
enterprise resource planning??
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Now you know how machinists feel about CNC.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Or psych students feel about CBT…
Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Lmao that’s exactly what I said and how I said it
Mr_Canard@jlai.lu 4 months ago
Role playing
a_postmodern_hat@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ah, enterprise role playing
GiveOver@feddit.uk 4 months ago
What a sap
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Erotic Role Play
ConstantPain@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Asking for a friend
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
There’s a surprisingly high number of us femboys on lemmy, but I can’t speak to how housebroken any of us are. Personally, I’d be too busy bedrotting for any cleaning.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Twinkdeath gonna hit them like a truck
Comment105@lemm.ee 4 months ago
To expand on that, there are no successful fem-men for good reason. So around the age of 30 “twink death” will set in, and anon will go longer like his former femboy, at least not for that part of him.
Unlike most gay men, he’s probably not actually comfortable being with a man. They’re not prepared to grow old together because he relies on his boyfriend’s ability to maintain his suspension of disbelief. That will almost certainly no longer be possible after twink death no matter how hard he tries.
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 months ago
Nah, anon is probably legit bi. Note how the dress came off and he got more horny. Bi but homophobic.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 months ago
there are no successful fem-men for good reason.
Shut the actual fuck up.
Alpha71@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Have you SEEN some of the drag queens out there!? Quickest one I can think of is Monet X Change. Dudes 34 and built like a man but still damn fine looking when all dressed up.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
WHY IS EVERYONE POSTING EGG EMOJIS???!!!??!!
Droechai@lemm.ee 4 months ago
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
20 years of virginity are rookie numbers, I’m getting those wizard powers at 30
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Be careful to keept it then. My people are watching. If you lose your Virginity there go the powers.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 4 months ago
I was 24 when a harlot stole my precious seed and robbed me of the promise of the mystic arts.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
you don’t have to worry, my virginity is safe
TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
The council watches with great interest.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Same soon. It’s just fate. I was AeroAce until recently to add to the funny, and panicked because I will cross a threshold, then changed my mind lol!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
It’s actually easy to get laid, turns out you just have to not be afraid of people (which I am)
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Odds are with some level of effort someone is willing to fuck you unless you throw off huge danger flags. Working on your personality, appearance, and social skills just make it so your odds go from largely the sort of people who’d fuck anyone to the sort of people who are more selective
fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
Too real
Acters@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Yeah I’m super scared too, emotions freak me out
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
I’ve spent like 5 minutes searching and still cannot get a definitive answer. wth is the qualifier that makes a sundress “anime?”
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
The incel gooner that spends weeks or months ERPing in discord consumes only anime as media and does not ever see an actual woman in an actual sundress, in media or the real world.
Thus, to them, all sundresses are anime sundresses
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 months ago
…y’know this explanation makes a lot of sense.
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
My work is getting a new ERP and I just got out of a long meeting about it. I’m a little disoriented.
PineRune@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 4 months ago
Me when I’m attracted to feminine, no matter the source.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
username checks out
instance checks outLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
You’re the first lemmynsfw I spotted in the wild. Wear the horny with pride.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Anon, you gotta lock that up. Get him preganat immediately
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That’s a bit gay
GNUmer@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Real: Dude thought he was going to be a permavirgin at age 20
Gay: He’s pinning a Discord femboy
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 months ago
rocksolid.jpg
mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
Aggravated I can’t find that feminization pipeline image that’s like ‘gay, super gay, mega gay, ultra gay… straight.’
PanArab@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Being attracted to femboys isn’t homosexual. The attraction is to the femininity in them. Both are happy, all is good.
I apologize if any of the words are offensive or inappropriate. Someone once wrote that “femboy” is offensive, I don’t know of an alternative word.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Sounds a bit, idk… Gay
lemmywinksthegerbilking@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
What is ‘ffw’
Shortstack@reddthat.com 4 months ago
But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔
qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
I was 22 when I had my first time. Never considered myself a permavirgin.
Happy the poster found happiness for two reasons:
a) he got laid
b) he’s no longer a virgin
c) he found happiness
d) he found someone to love and that loves him back
e) there are two more people happy in the world
but, holy turtle on a skateboard, am I really happy for having one less doofus complaining of being alone.
Bring on the hate!
SitD@lemy.lol 4 months ago
😍 we love you too dude
TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 4 months ago
OMG, are y’all dating now?
uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 4 months ago
I was 29 years old when I met my first girlfriend and had my first sex and I regret nothing. I didn’t really realize it at the time, but I wasn’t at all ready at 20 years old.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I’m 29 concern
lurch@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
I was way younger and it was super cringe. It was also fun and hot, but looking back I shouldn’t have tried to get laid so early and desperately. We were so stupid back then.
For example, one girl actually persuaded me into having unprotected sex, which I didn’t want, but I wanted to get laid so desperatly that I agreed. She was using a calendar to track her period and fertile days and that was risky AF and didn’t account for STDs as well. This is something you can maybe do as a long time couple if, but not with a person you just met three days ago.
qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
Definetely not.
I was a blood doner when I met my partner. I was constantly asked/reminded that having casual sex partners would ban me for six months from donating; I have a fairly uncommon blood type for my country, so I was very keen on not being put on “quarantine”.
When we said it was the right moment for us to be together, I went to make a donation before and warned I would not be donating for the nexy six months for obvious reasons.
I was thanked for the warning and about two weeks later received a full bloodwork panel, including STDs, attesting I was clean and as safe as possible.
When I did return for my next donation, when asked if had been with new sex partners for the last six months, when I replied I was still doing the same, since my last visit, everyone laughed.
Never pressure anyone into unprotected sex. Ever.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Same. People are so damn dramatic.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I get the feeling that this is what is happening, and at least that will solve overpopullation.