Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calling it now. Next Borderlands game is going to have some referential jokes about this train wreck that are meant to be funny self-deprecation but will actually be transparent attempts as covering up how much Randy Pritchford is malding about this.

  I’m honestly surprised we aren’t seeing more public meltdown from him. Can only imagine what’s happening behind closed doors.

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  • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Was he heavily involved in the film’s production? I’m not very familiar with how this movie was made, but a lot of the stuff I’ve heard about it gives me the sense that his style didn’t influence it very much (weird casting, lame jokes, etc.)

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• HexesofVexes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  $38,912,465

  That’s how much the 1993 Mario Brothers movie grossed worldwide. Really pause and think about that.

  Let that sink in.

  The mario brothers movie made $7,000,000 more than this, in 90s money. One of the greatest disappointments in movie history, which has a cult following for its level of fail, outperformed Borderlands.

  That is the orbital nuke of fails.

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  • Tin@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As a part of the 1993 SMB movie’s cult following, I wouldn’t say it’s the level of fail that has contributed as much as a combination of nostalgia, and just how damn unapologetically strange it is. Someone honestly went and pitched a grimy, dieselpunk take on Super Mario Brothers, with Daisy as the princess rather than Peach, and humanoid/reptilian koopas, Toad as a punk busker, a velociraptor Yoshi, and Dennis Hopper looking absolutely insane as Bowser. And somehow, that movie got made and didn’t end up being the subject of “the insane reinvention of Super Mario Bros. that could have been” documentaries, and fan-film homages.

    I’m aware that Hoskins and Leguizamo both have said that had a terrible time making the movie because of how disorganized it was, but I don’t care, the finished product is amazing.

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    • ochi_chernye@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If you’re interested, The Flop House (long running bad movie podcast with three hosts and sometimes a guest; 2/3 hosts are former Daily Show writers [they are three cishet white guys, but not stupid or bigoted]) did an episode with Parker Bennett, one of the screenwriters of the '93 SMB movie. He’s got some pretty great anecdotes about making it!

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The way I see it, SMB93 is just mental enough that it slipped into cult movie territory. It’s obviously not a cash grab rammed full of fan service, so there’s an authenticity to it that makes it endure.

    Is it a great movie? Fucking right it is.

    Is it a Super Mario Bros. movie? Weeelllll…

    But I come it from the perspective of someone who was 12 when it came out, so didn’t really give a shit about it being faithful to whatever story the games had. It was just a stupid, fun movie for me.

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Street Fighter in 1994 is $99m, and adjusted to inflation it would be $210m, while Super Mario Bros 1993 is $38.9m, today would be $84.7m. Rub it on Randy’s face, hope it leave a mark.

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Street Fighter is a masterpiece

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    • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• Erasmus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mortal Kombat gave us that sweet sweet soundtrack.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You just reminded me that I used to have that on CD. It was packed full of jams!

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• rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hollywood budgets are insane these days.

  I watched Godzilla -1. That movie was fucking boss, and apparently its budget was only $15 million. That’s less than they spent removing the CGI buttholes from Cats.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forgive my ignorance, but did they make CGI buttholes, then remove them before it premiered?

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      #releasethebuttholecut

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    • Vathsade@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      vanityfair.com/…/cats-butthole-cut-vfx-editor

      “We went to call our supervisor, and we’re like, ‘There’s a f–king a–hole in there! There’s buttholes!’”

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    • rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There was a rumor to that effect, yes. But I think it was mostly a meme 😂

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    • Blaze@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Curious as well 👀

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• Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uwe Boll has entered the chat.

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uwe Boll is schlock you know your getting schlock, shclock is fun

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    • Laser@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I actually liked his take on Postal.

      Was it great cinema? No… but since Postal doesn’t take itself too serious, it kind of worked out.

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• NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Warcraft movie wasn’t even bad, they just didn’t go hard enough. It was impossible to cram that whole story into one movie. They shoulda done a Hobbit with it.

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  • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If they literally just made a trilogy of the wc3 campaigns they would’ve easily made decent cinema. While the arthas storyline is a little derivative (as most things blizzard makes) it is still the best epic saga they made to date, aside from perhaps the original StarCraft and broodwar shakespearean intrigue fiesta.

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  • kratoz29@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I haven’t watched the Warcraft games (to a degree that I memorize the story) do you think the Warcraft movie will be entertaining for me?

    (I have tried to finish WIII several times, but for one reason or another I always end up quitting, not liking the game is not one of them 😅).

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    • NuraShiny@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hoestly, if you don’t know the game stories, it will be a confusing mess. They take very little time on the movie to explain what is happening and why.

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• Foni@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the kind of thing that ruins careers and maybe even production companies. Of course, Eli Roth will never be given a big budget to direct again and in the cast of the film, more than one will drop significantly in their next works.

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  • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    in the cast of the film, more than one will drop significantly in their next works.

    Kevin Hart. There’s a feeling already thst we are getting too much Jack Black on our screens but Kevin Hart was a lead and his part just fell flat. JLC is a legend at this point and Cate Blanchett is getting there, they can both coast through a stinker or two with all the accumulated good will. But Hart…

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  • Aviandelight@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I had no idea that Roth directed this movie. Like who thought that getting a cheesy splatter film director was a great decision? Honestly they got what they deserved with this mess.

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    • ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      who thought that getting a cheesy splatter film director was a great decision?

      Honestly on paper that sounds pretty good, Borderlands should really work as a bit of a campy gorefest. Just… not Eli Roth.

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  • Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eli Roth will never be given a big budget

    Please don’t threaten me with a good time.

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• Ketram@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Slightly off-topic: might be alone in this, but I actually really enjoyed Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time. It’s nice, self-contained, has some fun action, some cool scenes, and it turned me on to Jake Gyllenhaal and I’ve liked his work ever since. It’s Generic and schlocky but it’s better than the usual videogame movie garbo.

  It fits nicely into that B-movie slot IMO.

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  • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a not awful swashbuckler and few of those are made these days.

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  • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And weird trivia: the Alanis Morrisette theme song “I Remain” is not available on streaming legally. All of the other OST songs are there but that one js always missing.

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• Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I didn’t even realize there was an Assassin’s Creed movie.

  Must have blinked and missed it.

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  • Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I saw it in theaters with a friend who was really into the assassins creed games. It was pretty disappointing. Michael Fassbender is the lead though, I think he did a good job

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    • Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      After I made the comment I looked it up and realized I have actually seen it and that is how forgettable it is.

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• Tinks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crazy that they spent that much on marketing and I still had no idea that movie was coming until I read articles about how badly it bombed. Did they blow the marketing budget on hookers and blow and call it good?? What the hell happened here?!

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• Tugboater203@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thoroughly enjoyed the Last of Us series. I do hope it ends where it is now, but it was some very good TV writing and acting.

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  • scbasteve7@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because the show writers are the same that wrote the game, last of us has a very strong advantage. They can’t deviate from the plot and key elements because they are too invested in it. But they can change what they feel like is weaker, or wouldn’t work as well in a show format. And its really noticable if you played both the game and the show. They’ve discussed how they already planned it to be a two season series, but they also mentioned if they have enough inspiration and they can figure out a way to make a third season that stays within the spirit of the story line, and they honestly enjoy it then they will.

    With the first season being as good as it was, I have complete and utter faith in them.

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    • Tugboater203@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I haven’t played the games, so I was able to watch the series for what it was. It’s also the reason I refuse to watch the Halo series. Thanks for your input, I was unaware the game writers were so involved.

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• BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  GOOD! Now let games be games and learn to write an original story.

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  • cmbabul@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If all the game to movie adaptations weren’t studio led soulless cash grabs and some young filmmaker who loved a game’s story/world and passionately wanted to share it in their preferred medium I’d actually be interested to see it and it may actually be good

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      stares at Henry cavill

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fallout is good tho, and Sonic as well.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Uncharted was good too. Street Fighter is campy, but fun.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes. Although I would have enjoyed it more if it wasn’t called Uncharted.

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    • Doom@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You probably wouldn’t have heard or watched it. So many movies get made with lukewarm everything and nobody watches. Being uncharted got people to pay attention unfortunately

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  • lepinkainen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tom Holland was good, but Marky Mark was a big “meh”.

    And the end action set piece was too over the top bonkers for my taste

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Marky Mark is always kind of meh in everything except for The Italian Job. I haven’t heard anyone call him Marky Mark in years! Haha. You must be my age.

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• Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wait, there is a Wing Commander movie?!? How did I not know that…

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  • Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because it’s not very good and we all made a pact never to speak of it again. A pact now broken!

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    • Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I will watch it and curse you twice

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    • Itrytoblenderrender@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As far as I remember the quality of the video sequences of the game were way better in comparison to the movie. They even had Mark hamil in it.

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    • Serdalis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a kid I loved that movie! Didn’t even know there was a game, it reminded me of freespace.

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  • GCanuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Freddie Prince Jr & Mathew Lillard.

    It’s not great, but it’s fun. Might be a tad dated if you watch it for the first time today, but I enjoyed it a lot when I saw it.

    Of course, I was very stoned when I watched it.

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• thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Missing:

  Resident Evil (2002) $103m ($180m adjusted)

  …of the rest of the movies on your list, I have only not seen Hitman and Five Nights at Freddy’s; but I would be pretty safe in betting that they would both be more enjoyable than Borderlands.

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  • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Watched fnaf just to see how bad it was. It actually was a decent movie that didn’t require any previous knowledge of the games. Nothing fantastic, but not as bad as it could have been.

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  • slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hitman is an ok action film. Had fuck all to do with the point of the games sneaky and stealthy core. Goes full on Holywood action with gunfights in the street.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also Final Fantasy made $85m in 2001 (about $52m short of its costs). That’s $151m today. And I liked the movie, so I include this as a video game movie that made more, not a bad one, though I believe that is how it was received back in the day.

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  • yessikg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a fan of the Resident Evil movies but I’ve never played the games

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Would Valve allow an aperture science/black mesa film?

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  • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That could be so good

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And I guarantee if Valve allowed it, they’d be involved enough to make sure it didn’t suck

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  • habitualcynic@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve wanted this so badly for years

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The thing that baffles me about Wing Commander is that Mark Hamil was right there and already had an established character in the game’s canon. But even with a different story and cast, I don’t understand how anyone could have screwed up a bog-standard space opera that badly.

  Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat deserve their respective paydays. They’re both stupid and fun. That’s what the source material is after all. But Mortal Kombat might do well with a little love: just throw a few million at Corridor Digital and update the CGI effects and re-release it.

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  • Emmie@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean it’s Chris Robert’s he is like behind 12 year space demo alpha that perpetually can’t take off

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• chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Am I the only one who enjoyed the Hitman movie? I haven’t seen it in a long time, and I never played the games.

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  • addie@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The one with Timothy Olyphant and Olga Kurylenko in it? It was fine, had a few good action sequences in it. Managed to both not be much of an adaptation of the game, but also trying to be enough of an adaptation that it frequently makes very little sense. Probably have been better if they’d cut loose a little more, had some more fun with it. Gets a completely OK / 10 from me.

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    • chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right, I forgot there was a second one. I meant the one with Timothy Olyphant.

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  • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was nice, I actually watched it more than once

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• Aermis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh warcraft was bad? I actually enjoyed that one, was hoping for a sequel.

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• Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never realized any of those were movies.

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• samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If Wing Commander’s $11.5 million is in 1999 dollars, that’s $21.7 million today. Still less than Borderlands, although it probably also cost less to make.

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• SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Still waiting for a Duke Nukem movie

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• Macallan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There was a Borderlands movie?

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hell, even Doom beat that with $58M.

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I never even saw any marketing for it.

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• cows_are_underrated@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The FNAF movie is actually not that bad. It surely isn’t masterpiece, but its good movie and also understandable for someone who barely knows anything about fnaf.

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• Skates@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you spend MILLIONS of dollars for marketing, you’re a cunt

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• Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Mortal Kombat isn’t a good movie. Nostalgia just tells you it is

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ok, how tf did I miss this many gaming-related movies?

  And, should I be glad I did or not?

  Bcs imho Borderlands is a solid rpg movie with a basic story imagined by a nice, productive dm (not the best as far as dms or rpg movies go, but like a reliable standard).

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