Belly_Beanis
@Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net
- Comment on My spoon is too big. 1 day ago:
You missed the comically big leap where all measuring instruments have been replaced by comically large spoons.
- Comment on RIP America 1 week ago:
Reactionaries genuinely believe this. They think IQ isn’t a total meme, that it’s the greatest indicator of a person’s intellect. And of course, that some groups have higher IQ than others because of genetic superiority (IQ tests totally aren’t rigged/biased). They use this to explain why Europeans “built civilization” while everyone else are all stupid savages (instead of Europeans having resources others did not that allowed them to kill everyone).
- Comment on Reptiles meanwhile took to being fully aquatic almost half a dozen times. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on alternatives to lemm.ee? 5 weeks ago:
We aren’t a bunch of scary online tankie,
- Comment on Activision Quietly Force Adverts into Call of Duty Black Ops 6 and Warzone Loadouts and Players Absolutely Hate It: 'At This Point It Really Feels Like Opening Up a Mobile Game' 5 weeks ago:
Seriously who is still playing CoD in 2025? Same goes for EA Games. “Wow this game is shit I guess I’ll buy the next one and hope that won’t be shit!” must be what they’re thinking.
- Comment on Adobe turns subscription screw again, telling users to pay up or downgrade 1 month ago:
I’ve had to teach myself Clip Studio Paint, which is better than Photoshop, but I’ve also taught myself things wrong (not as a joke).
- Comment on Conan O'Brien credits his young fans for helping him get through losing 'The Tonight Show' 1 month ago:
I’ve been enjoying Debra Vance as a host more tbh
- Comment on 4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere 2 months ago:
As far as I know, Chris Poole (AKA “m00t”) made 4chan to talk about anime in general and after all hentai was banned on Something Awful.
- Comment on She-Ra Lives! 8 months ago:
You’re describing monarchies lmaooo
- Comment on Incels 8 months ago:
Counterpoint: Agu is volseal and will let you smooch him if you ask nicely.
- Comment on jealousy 9 months ago:
Something else that affects our teeth (though I’m not sure if it affects growth) is sugar consumption. Our ancestors had very little access to sugar or even spices. They ate things like meat and veggies plain. Back in prehistoric times, this meant they wouldn’t have to brush their teeth, since the bacteria in their mouths wouldn’t have produced plaque.
That’s why a lot of human remains of 80-year-olds from 20,000 BC have perfect teeth or only a few missing after those teeth got knocked out by getting hit in the face. If you’re ever stranded on a deserted island, you should avoid eating all those coconuts and bananas with every meal.
- Comment on stacked 9 months ago:
There’s some guy on YouTube who was showing how to lift boulders and logs by himself using only simple levers and inclines. It’s been a while since I watched it, but if I remember right he moves a rock the size of a car 100 yards and lifts it a few feet into the air.
He does this with tree branches and scrap wood lol
- Comment on Gimme dat aoundtrack 9 months ago:
Apocalyptic Booty Call: Jurassic Edition
- Comment on Launches 9 months ago:
I think I’d rather be launched into the sun over Jupiter. The sun you die pretty quickly as you get closer to it. I can’t imagine there’s much that could stop heat once you get past Mercury. Jupiter though? Jupiter is fucking spooky. Its core is hot like any molten core, but there’s no crust. You’d fall through the sky and just keep falling for hundreds of miles. You’d eventually die from the heat like you would with the sun, but you wouldn’t be able to see anything. At some point all you can see is goop. It’s like being underwater in the Mariana Trench, but the water is nitrogen, metallic hydrogen, and liquid silicone.
- Comment on Borderlands' theatrical run grinds to a halt with just $31 million worldwide, which is barely enough to cover the marketing costs 9 months ago:
Eli Roth will never be given a big budget
Please don’t threaten me with a good time.
- Comment on #notaworm 9 months ago:
Yeah. Caterpillars are moth/butterfly larvae, which are insects. I think ant and termite larva are similar (but stumpier).
- Comment on Units of measurement 9 months ago:
He doesn’t appear until season 2 and it’s hilarious. He’s in every episode after that.
If I remember right, the way it’s depicted in the show is basically how it went in real life. DeVito showed up to the set and was like “let me be part of the gang!” and they were all “okay why not?”
