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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sjmarf@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You should aim to drink at least 2 quarts (2 liters) of urine every 24 hours, and your urine should be light in color.

    I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass 😭

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    • Jenkinsass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It doesn’t say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people’s to keep it fresh.

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      • tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Does it have to be human?

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I remember learning in boot camp that if you run out of water and have to resort to drinking urine, you can always drink someone else’s without concerns once. But your own urine will always be a poison because it contains the waste your kidneys create. Since everyone is different, other people’s isn’t recognized as full of identified waste and so you can probably get away with drinking it. Still a last resort.

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    • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Definitely cancer

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      • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Buy my healing stone for 10.000$

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  • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as “AI Answers.”

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OK we’ll remove the label next update for your convenience

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s a lot of pee to drink, I’ll need donations

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.

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    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They weren’t talking about monetary donations lol

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Not sure about YouTube, but there’s an onlyfans where they do this.

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    • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I learned that The Rock pees on bottles. google.com/…/dwayne-johnson-peed-voss-water-bottl…

      Ask The Rock for a bottle of Rock juice.

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  • lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I swear, I can’t tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.

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    • bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The problem with AI isn’t that it’s not smart enough. The problem is it’s trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.

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      • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Imagine the smartest person alive. Then remember 100% of the people generating AI training data are dumber than that person.

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  • Einstein@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bear Grylls M.D.

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    • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Improvise. Adapt. Overcome

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      • embed_me@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This motto actually fits for AI models too lol

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  • EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!

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      • 42yeah@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?

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    • fishbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.

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    • mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      To be fair every time I give Gemini a go it’s hot garbage.

      But then 4o seems to be worse than gpt4. Just feels like it’s regurgitating garbage

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      • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Gemini does a decent job with Justin Trudeau.

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  • bquintb@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.

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    • Nomecks@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      WIN AT DRINKING

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    • IHawkMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!

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    • orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I’m (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What a piss post

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    • ninpnin@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      broke: shitposting bespoke: pissposting

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      • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Woke: cumposting

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      • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        omniverse brain: postpissing

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  • bec@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s happening organically anyway.

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      • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?

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    • 520@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I'm with ya lol

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  • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So is the urine I drink supposed to be clear or the urine I expell?

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    • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yes

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      • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ok cool, just wanted to check I was doing it right.

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sure, I drink my own piss. It’s sterile, and I like the taste.

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    • MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that’s a myth

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      • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Oh I’m sure it isn’t, I’m just quoting Dodgeball haha

        youtu.be/w6YnnCH2uwY

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      • ashok36@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s pretty much sterile if you have a catheter. That’s why the joke in Dodge ball about Patches drinking his own piss works so well. He’s a cripple, so he has a catheter, so “it’s sterile and I like the taste!”.

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      • a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        yeah, that myth is constantly popping up. it’s just that whatever bacteria live in your bladder just dont grow outside of it, and thats what makes it look “sterile” if you just check with standard media.

        Thats also an issue with everything growing in the stomach, like heliobacter pylori - you have to provide the living conditions of the inside of the stomach to grow and keep a sample for research.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.

      I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.

      I’m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe I’d rather die.

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      • somethingp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you agree, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they’re too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?

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    • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The answer is not to drink piss

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  • x0x7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it’s not on the edge of being useful someone didn’t engineer hard enough.

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    • kogasa@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not necessarily wrong, but not the big explaining factor here I think. The technological challenges behind aligning ML models with factual reality aren’t solved, so it’s not an engineering decision. It’s more that AI is remarkably easy to market as being more capable than it is

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      • luciferofastora@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        To expand: I feel like it should be emphasised more that current “AI” models are, at best, hallucinating.

        Their output may look real enough and for some purposes they may be perfectly suitable, but ultimately, they have no concept of the semantic objects related to the words they learn and the semantic relationships between those objects. Without that, they can’t possibly guarantee that the implied semantic connection of the combination of words they produce aligns with the actual relationships.

        You can use a LLM to help translate bullet points into text of a given tone (like abstracts for theses that sound scientific), but you’ll still have to check the factuality and consistency of those texts. When using them to write texts about something you already know, that’s doable and can save you some work. But using it like in the OP to aggregate and present “new” facts without supervision is dangerous, because you can’t actually verify what you don’t already know.

        But “Copilot can scrape your data to give you some pointers and spare some of the tedium of finding it yourself, but you shouldn’t take it for gospel truth” doesn’t quite sell as nicely as “Microsoft Copilot leverages the power of AI to boost productivity, unlock creativity, and helps you understand information better”.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Rip Torn, as Parches O’Houlihan, defensively ranting about his choice to voluntarily drink his own urine.

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    • Allero@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Didn’t specify it should be your own

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  • todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Chug 👏 Soda 👏 And 👏 Piss

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    • GluWu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl

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      • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Girl, piss ambitiously!

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones…

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    • intensely_human@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I drink it for the articles

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  • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No! I wanted orange!

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But it gave you lemon-lime?

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      • Klear@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s the maintenance man. He knows I like orange.

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  • Shardikprime@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean it makes sense:

    urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones…

    Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.

    *We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family. *

    Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation.

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    • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok but what about the drinking urine part?

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      • BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Urine is ok but SODA??

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  • Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AI-mandated watersports

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  • Shurimal@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just for kicks search the same thing with Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.

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    • shani66@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have no idea how Google manages to be so terrible. At least half the employees have to be actively sabotaging the company with the way it runs.

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  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s just trying to help you develop a kidney stone in the first place. Can’t pass one of you don’t have it.

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  • MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Op is probably going through hell right now…

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  • JimmyChanga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Always said sprite was the elixir of life

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  • BallotOrTheBullet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We should just spam lines from the original bonzai buddy and turn all llms into bonzai buddies.

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  • grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What does the dotted underline mean? Like a definition on click?

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    • radicalautonomy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Likely a link to their corporate sponsor, Sprite.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Do I need to refrigerate the urine first? 🤔

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You have to drink it fresh.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah, thank you. Am I supposed to eat the kidney stones too?

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jokes on you, I love drinking piss

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  • Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I’m a robot beep bop beep

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  • the_doktor@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How have we not banned the use of AI yet? Just fucking ban it.

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