Yea I will gladly ignore any answers labeled as “AI Answers.”
The future is here
Submitted 11 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/65669ad5-b83f-4251-af51-fe830c4aea8e.webp
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FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 11 months ago
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
OK we’ll remove the label next update for your convenience
Toes@ani.social 11 months ago
That’s a lot of pee to drink, I’ll need donations
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Only to get started. The more pee you drink, the more you have to pee, so you’ll get up to volume relatively quickly so long as you buckle down and chug that pee.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Start a youtube channel. You’ll be raking in money via Patreon in no time. Try to team up with the raw-meat steroid shithead to increase viewership.
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
They weren’t talking about monetary donations lol
jaybone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not sure about YouTube, but there’s an onlyfans where they do this.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I learned that The Rock pees on bottles. google.com/…/dwayne-johnson-peed-voss-water-bottl…
Ask The Rock for a bottle of Rock juice.
lordgoose@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
I swear, I can’t tell the difference between AI answers and the shit people make up with inspect element for the memes anymore.
bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The problem with AI isn’t that it’s not smart enough. The problem is it’s trained on data generated by humanity, which is mostly composed of idiots.
ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
Imagine the smartest person alive. Then remember 100% of the people generating AI training data are dumber than that person.
Einstein@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Bear Grylls M.D.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
embed_me@programming.dev 11 months ago
This motto actually fits for AI models too lol
EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
2 quarts is not equal to 2 liters.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Whew! For a second there I thought I had to drink two liters a piss every day!
42yeah@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Common mistake. You know that if you drink too much urine, there will be nothing left to piss, right?
fishbone@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And that’s definitely the most unhinged thing the AI said in OP’s image.
mynameisigglepiggle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
To be fair every time I give Gemini a go it’s hot garbage.
But then 4o seems to be worse than gpt4. Just feels like it’s regurgitating garbage
Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Gemini does a decent job with Justin Trudeau.
bquintb@midwest.social 11 months ago
Sticking with Brawndo. It has what plants crave.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
WIN AT DRINKING
IHawkMike@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do you even know what an electrolyte is?!
orphiebaby@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
God dammit, I watched that movie for the first time like a month ago (my housemates wanted to watch it with me) and since then I’m (apparently) suddenly seeing references for the first time
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What a piss post
ninpnin@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
broke: shitposting bespoke: pissposting
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Woke: cumposting
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
omniverse brain: postpissing
bec@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
We should start poisoning the LLMs by spreading misinformation in online spaces. That would be funny i think
db2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s happening organically anyway.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Yeah did you see the pizza made of glue because the AI was on reddit too much?
520@kbin.social 11 months ago
Keep it on non-dangerous topics and I'm with ya lol
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
So is the urine I drink supposed to be clear or the urine I expell?
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yes
dumbass@leminal.space 11 months ago
Ok cool, just wanted to check I was doing it right.
Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Sure, I drink my own piss. It’s sterile, and I like the taste.
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
JUUUUST FYI, piss is NOT sterile that’s a myth
Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Oh I’m sure it isn’t, I’m just quoting Dodgeball haha
ashok36@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s pretty much sterile if you have a catheter. That’s why the joke in Dodge ball about Patches drinking his own piss works so well. He’s a cripple, so he has a catheter, so “it’s sterile and I like the taste!”.
a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
yeah, that myth is constantly popping up. it’s just that whatever bacteria live in your bladder just dont grow outside of it, and thats what makes it look “sterile” if you just check with standard media.
Thats also an issue with everything growing in the stomach, like heliobacter pylori - you have to provide the living conditions of the inside of the stomach to grow and keep a sample for research.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Having had kidney stones, I think I got to a point before they finally gave me some fentanyl that I would have been willing to try it if it would have made the pain stop.
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ve had kidney stones (I think) for two or three years now. It fucks off for a bit, comes back, gets infected, fucks my immune system up, then gets better.
I guess that fucker is too big to get down to where the extreme pain comes in.
I’m an idiot. I should have dealt with it already, but I seen my poor grandpa and uncle suffer once it started moving. I believe I’d rather die.
somethingp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The pain is a lesser problem than getting chronic kidney infections. If you know the stones are the cause, you need to see a urologist to figure out a solution. Recurring inflammation from the stones and infections can cause more and more problems as you agree, and may potentially affect your renal function down the line.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I think they can use ultrasound to break them up so you can pass them if they’re too large to pass. Mine was small enough that I passed it after a few days thankfully.
Gork@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So I guess the answer is to drink something coming off a pristine mountain. Some dew, perhaps?
Maalus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The answer is not to drink piss
x0x7@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s the rule of modern engineering. You will always be served the worst possible product that can claim to have some utility. If it’s not on the edge of being useful someone didn’t engineer hard enough.
kogasa@programming.dev 11 months ago
That’s not necessarily wrong, but not the big explaining factor here I think. The technological challenges behind aligning ML models with factual reality aren’t solved, so it’s not an engineering decision. It’s more that AI is remarkably easy to market as being more capable than it is
luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
To expand: I feel like it should be emphasised more that current “AI” models are, at best, hallucinating.
Their output may look real enough and for some purposes they may be perfectly suitable, but ultimately, they have no concept of the semantic objects related to the words they learn and the semantic relationships between those objects. Without that, they can’t possibly guarantee that the implied semantic connection of the combination of words they produce aligns with the actual relationships.
You can use a LLM to help translate bullet points into text of a given tone (like abstracts for theses that sound scientific), but you’ll still have to check the factuality and consistency of those texts. When using them to write texts about something you already know, that’s doable and can save you some work. But using it like in the OP to aggregate and present “new” facts without supervision is dangerous, because you can’t actually verify what you don’t already know.
But “Copilot can scrape your data to give you some pointers and spare some of the tedium of finding it yourself, but you shouldn’t take it for gospel truth” doesn’t quite sell as nicely as “Microsoft Copilot leverages the power of AI to boost productivity, unlock creativity, and helps you understand information better”.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Allero@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Didn’t specify it should be your own
todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Chug 👏 Soda 👏 And 👏 Piss
GluWu@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Go 👏 Piss 👏 Girl
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Girl, piss ambitiously!
mechoman444@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I was actually drinking my own urine as I read this post. But not for kidney stones…
intensely_human@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I drink it for the articles
Klear@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
No! I wanted orange!
Aganim@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But it gave you lemon-lime?
Klear@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s the maintenance man. He knows I like orange.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I mean it makes sense:
urologyspecialistsnc.com/soda-cause-kidney-stones…
Keep in mind, not all types of soda are equally capable of contributing to kidney stones.
*We recommend consuming any soda in moderation, and if you must, stick to the light citrus types that have less sugar and chemicals. Please note, it’s best to avoid soda altogether if kidney stones run in your family. *
Alternatives to soda include fresh fruit juices. Orange juice has been studied and shown to decrease the risk of stone formation. Fresh-squeezed lemonade is also great for preventing the formation of kidney stones. These beverages are high in citrate which binds to calcium in the urinary tract, preventing stone formation.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ok but what about the drinking urine part?
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Urine is ok but SODA??
Korne127@lemmy.world 11 months ago
AI-mandated watersports
Shurimal@kbin.social 11 months ago
Just for kicks search the same thing with Brave search and it's AI seems to give a much saner answer. Google search is an absolute joke these days.
Attachment: media.kbin.social ↗shani66@ani.social 11 months ago
I have no idea how Google manages to be so terrible. At least half the employees have to be actively sabotaging the company with the way it runs.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It’s just trying to help you develop a kidney stone in the first place. Can’t pass one of you don’t have it.
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Op is probably going through hell right now…
JimmyChanga@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Always said sprite was the elixir of life
BallotOrTheBullet@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We should just spam lines from the original bonzai buddy and turn all llms into bonzai buddies.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
What does the dotted underline mean? Like a definition on click?
radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Likely a link to their corporate sponsor, Sprite.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Do I need to refrigerate the urine first? 🤔
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You have to drink it fresh.
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah, thank you. Am I supposed to eat the kidney stones too?
BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Jokes on you, I love drinking piss
Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Comes in comes out, who knows, not me I’m a robot beep bop beep
the_doktor@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
How have we not banned the use of AI yet? Just fucking ban it.
ccunning@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I keep drinking my urine, but it just keeps getting darker and darker with each pass 😭
Jenkinsass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It doesn’t say your urine, just 2 liters of urine. You gotta mix in other people’s to keep it fresh.
tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Does it have to be human?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I remember learning in boot camp that if you run out of water and have to resort to drinking urine, you can always drink someone else’s without concerns once. But your own urine will always be a poison because it contains the waste your kidneys create. Since everyone is different, other people’s isn’t recognized as full of identified waste and so you can probably get away with drinking it. Still a last resort.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Definitely cancer
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Buy my healing stone for 10.000$