“Do you know how hard you have to abuse a mammal to make them not have children?” – Connor Leahy
Boomer comics
Submitted 2 months ago by InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Pandas:
greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If you leave them alone in the forest, they’re great at making babies. Put them in captivity and they don’t.
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is always an exception somewhere.
pigup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sex
As
A
Service
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Literally the oldest profession.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shut up! You’ll scare off the venture capital
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
goddammit I will never unsee that. thanks for burning it in my mind, I’m now going to chuckle when some says SAAS.
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For just $19.99/mo the sex can be yours. Upgrade to our $29.99 package and you won’t have commercials.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“This orgasm was brought to you by Capital One and the prison industrial complex. What’s in YOUR prison wallet?”
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Honestly that’s a pretty good deal.
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No way, that’d be too convenient. They’ll probably make that illegal as soon as they find out someone thought of it.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
All great app ideas are taking something and doing it illegally.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nO 1 wAnTs 2 wOrK nE mOaR!!1!11!!
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Jokes on you it’s legal in my country 😌
Junkasaurus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nice 😎
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a boomer-adjacent 60-year-old, with an adult son living at home, it’s the economy, stupid.
But, more than that, the world has gone to shit. And, no, that’s not the boomer generation’s fault. It’s the fault of the billionaires and the ignorant people of all generations who have voted for Republicans over the past 50 years.
Miaou@jlai.lu 2 months ago
Millennials were not voting 50 years ago.
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Over the last 50 years includes 0 years, 1 years, even 2 and 3 up to 4 or 5 years ago. Probably even more who knows.
athatet@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Sure but they were alive and voted sometime over the past 50 years. And some of them deffo voted for shit politicians. I’m really not sure what your comment is trying to say.
go_go_gadget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Who’d you vote for in the 2020 primaries?
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I maxed out my donation to Bernie and voted for him. In the 40 years I’ve been voting, I’ve never voted for a conservative, or Republican, neither federal, state nor local. I’ve always voted as far left as I can.
Speculater@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damn, you got me. I totally blanked on that primary. Bernie 2.0! Not OP, sorry.
majster@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Adult sons living at home is common in European countries where status quo is to the left of your Bernie. So it must be something else. I blame NIMBYs.
Potatar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Italy is left of Bernie? I’m apparently ignorant, can you please tell me where is that intersection of “left of Bernie” and “adult children lives at home”?
Maybe I don’t understand left of Bernie: Is he far right so left of him is still right?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
One article pointed out it takes $200 for a date, while another points out Zoomers are just not having that much sex, or are into romantic relationships.
Maybe if you work a people too hard and give them no hope for a future, they might not want to have kids.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No, no. We just have to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and stop being lazy.
blarghly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it takes $200 for a date
tf? When I go on a first date with a girl, I take her to a funky bar. We typically have 1 or 2 drinks max. Typically, I buy first round and she buys the second - but even if I pay for the whole date, it’s only $40 max. Including tip.
Then for subsequent dates, we’re either meeting at one of our places to get straight down to business, or doing something free or nearly free, like going hiking or playing pickleball or cooking dinner together.
Zoomers are just not having that much sex
I can tell you that zoomers are plenty interested in sex. They just need to get over their social anxiety to get naked with someone else.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, the article in question was absolute bullshit. The actual study was about dates, including dates that married or long-term couples go on, and even then you had to squint to get the $200 total out of it.
GhostedIC@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is a funny headline if you want to complain but sneaking behind some bushes in the park is still free.
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
$200??? What am I Richie rich? Fuck me if I’m paying the most I’m spending is $50 then we going to the park
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Average for whatever study that is doesn’t mean “need”.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Microplastics are stored in the balls.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah shit, I’ve been making my own this entire time!
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
And that’s where the cum is!
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
So the next generation’s children will be GI Joes and Barbies. No thank you, I’d rather not have any Mattel products for kids.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Don’t worry. Thanks to the combination of industrial waste in our water supply and VR cybersex they’ll be pumping out Ninja Turtles and Transformers.
AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Downloading cum is so easy, come on be realistic
testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bro knows where the cum is stored and where the sex happens
mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
kungen@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Please add -std=c90 gcc flag to build() to make it compile
I personally prefer my
sexwithout STD flags.
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
Who is “be realistic” and why am I cumming on them?
Katana314@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stipulation: You can’t pirate it.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Personally I just don’t like children, and am suspicious of people who have them on purpose
4am@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I always thought this was a weird take. Like yeah I get being a parent is hard and with the world today it’s just not financially fair to a kid for most people to try.
But dude, kids are hilarious and fun m, if you know the right ones.
What this is, is the cascading effect of fewer not-shitty people (or decent people in shitty situations) having kids. Then, everyone sees this maladjusted children and even fewer people want to give it a go.
I mean it’s not anyone’s choice but theirs if they want to have em or even like em. But ironically it’s almost like accelerationism when we all collectively swear off trying.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ngl the “hilarious and fun” part mainly comes from them being literal superhumans.
Some toddler climbing literal column of a house
Funny? Hell yeah! But I would NOT trust myself to raise this thing lmao.
SaraTonin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love my niblings. My world is an immeasurably better place with them in it. They bring me a lot of joy
I do not want kids of my own and am very glad that i never had any
vga@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Literally every ancestor of yours disagreed
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nah, I’d say there’s a fair few who were confused about how that happened.
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
We should always strive to do better than our parents.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Holy selection bias, Batman! 😄
architect@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Lol that’s a mighty big assumption I’m guessing born of privilege! Let me assure you, plenty of people are having kids and hate them.
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Wait, you guys are finding partners?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Was having hope on having a go with me from the mirror universe
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sex ed was too effective. They don’t know how to have sex without condoms!
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Grok, where do I put my pennis?
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“These kids today need to be as miserable and depressed as we are!”
tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can barely afford rent at 40; how the fuck am I going to afford to raise a kid?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
puts hand on shoulder son, we’ve got to talk about your avocado toast
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Don’t forget all the Starbucks coffee!
binarytobis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The media really gave me unrealistic expectations about how much money my dislike of avocado was going to save me.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”
Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.
Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
And the rich are even buying up trailer parks to squeeze money out of the people there, so even becoming trailer park trash with kids is unaffordable.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Who said anything about raising it? You just need to have the kid, and then the orphan crushing machine will take over from there
architect@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
I just straight up wouldn’t want to be born so why would I do that to someone?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
child labor