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• jabjoe@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Makes me think of Children of Ruin by Adrian Tchaikovsky. 😀

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  • fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨27⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    We’re going on an adventure

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If it was possible to start fire under water octopi would have tribal civilizations already.

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• CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Something smart enough to recgonize the people, what they mean, learn their schedule, and understand how to decieve them, is something that should not be kept in captivity for our amusement.

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  • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    But “dumb” animals are fine? We even torture them because we think they taste cool.

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  • aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A lot of animals are capable of learning. More importantly they’re capable of feeling. They should not be exploited in the same way that octopi should not be exploited.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every animal can react to their environment, including avoiding predators. Not all of them do it perfectly, but it is a basic survival skill for mobile life forms.

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    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The stories I here about Octopi make them sound more like an intelligent creature we don’t understand rather than “lots of creatures escape their cages to go hunting and then return before anyone notices. This is natural behavior for an animal.”

      Yes, the mind of an octopus is unknowable, and it could be just acting on instinct. It could also have some measure of sentience, and there is no way to really know. As such maybe we should err on the side of caution and not keep them in little pens for us to gawk at.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Quite right, they should be given badges and guns.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eight guns.

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• explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The simpler explanation seems to be that the guard was eating the fish, and blamed the octopus when people noticed.

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  • LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Well that makes more sense. Damn guard!

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/shorts/c98qnyLLTPg

    Apologies for the ear bleeding voice over. But it is a cool video showing an octopus opening a jar.

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• badelf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Octopus for President!! (more brains)

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• Saryn@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, so an octopus is overqualified for the position of US President. Good to know.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My turd from this morning is overqualified. You set the lowest bar known to men.

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      The only actual requirement is to be 35, which…

      ew.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Few octopi live to the age of 35.

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• BogeyTheSwear@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If i was a .ulti Billionaire i would dedicate my vast wealth to building an Institute that breeds only the most intelligent octopi with each other.

  They don’t live so long, so generations go by fast. I bet we could speedrun evolution of we just put our money where our tentacles are.

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  • CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Their main issue is being antisocial jerks, they don’t co-operate so they can’t share knowledge and the females die careing for the eggs (which again they might not if they worked together) so they can’t pass anything onto their young either. The jerk part is they also eat eachother sometimes.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely ‘Evil Billionaire’ thing to do

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    • Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

      1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
      2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
      3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
      4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    we could speedrun evolution if we just put our money where our tentacles are

    Found the cephalopod.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you want to read a book about super intelligent cephalopods Children of Ruin the second book of the Children of Time book is interesting.

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Intelligence is a cost in evolution, so it doesn’t keep until neccessary.

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Multiple similar stories:

  youtube.com/shorts/iork5qOyCNs

  mishpacha.com/octopus-escapades/

  My favorite is one who would squirt water at lights to turn them off.

  www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-36051623

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• humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There are many documented Octopus escape/returns. But some of these details could be new/exaggerated.

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• chickenf622@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would believe it, those fuckers are smart and if they were social creatures I think they would be in competition with humans for the dominant species . This is an opinion of a person not super well versed on octopi so take this with a good size grain of salt.

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  • Sphks@jlai.lu ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Their lifespan is an issue. They live around 2 to 3 years before dying.

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    • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also, the act of reproducing kills the mother. Basically starved to death protecting the eggs. No generational knowledge.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    there are social octopuses, like the larger pacific striped octopus. imo octopuses had 150 million years to rule the planet and they just weren’t good enough. skill issue. us humans only had 2-4 million years. i’d say we’re doing quite well comparatively.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe their version of “rule the planet” involved mostly just hanging out in their den and thinking interesting thoughts.

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    • scratchee@feddit.uk ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They ruled the planet for 150 million years and didn’t ruin the environment once ? What are they even doing?

      We’re clearly superior, who else could speed run the mass extinction end game?

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fire is a major limitation.

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  • sudoshakes@reddthat.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Octopi if the base word was Latin. It’s Greek, so octopodes for plural. Technically.

    Because English is a bastard if a language octopuses and octopi are fine too.

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    • GandalftheBlack@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If it was Latin, the singular would be octoped(e) and the plural would be octopedes

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I nominate “octopodusai” to be the new English plural. (Where’d the “a” come from? To make it easier to confuse ‘ai’ with æ because fuck you, that’s why, of course!)

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    • MagicShel@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Octopodes?

      Ahk-top-o-deez nutz.

      English can always make things worse.

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    • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So “eight foot” and “eight feet”?

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• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Octopus didn’t memorize shit. They saw fish and went to get them. Security guard don’t give a fuck about the fish tanks, they were at the gate all night.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can confirm, have been a guard.

    ‘Rounds’ were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it’s not my department store.

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    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can rebut; was also a guard, briefly, first with rounds at a remote pulp mill, and then pit-lamping hobos at a construction site. Raccoons and bears and cougars – oh my!

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• monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not scared

  Image

  Definitely not scared… 😳

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  octopuses

  Even if the dictionaries are starting to give in, I refuse to accept ‘octopi’ as a word mainly because–I’m not making this up–there’s a really satisfying climactic scene in the Orson Scott Card horror novel ‘Lost Boys’ which hinges on it being an incorrect pluralization.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    octopi = 25.1327412287183

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    • selokichtli@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Approximately.

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  • vonxylofon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome, fellow octopodes enthusiast.

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    • Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Octopodeez nuts

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Seems so

  nhm.ac.uk/…/octopuses-keep-surprising-us-here-are…

  pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11523685/

  bbc.co.uk/…/10-incredible-facts-about-octopuses

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  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An octopus can squeeze through a hole about the size of its eyeball and transform its body shape almost without limits.

    crazy!

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    • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In the size of his eyeball isn’t correct at all, the limit is the size of his beak, the only solid part of an Octopus, but I think that he don’t like to squetch his eyeball if it isn’t needed.

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• grue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m disappointed that this didn’t appear in my feed adjacent to the “teaching an octopus to play piano” video for a nice screenshot.

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• TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/PcWnQ7fYzwI

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• Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Makes me sad tbh.

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• TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dude was probably a stealth gamer in previous life.

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aquatic Hitman 47

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