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Anon deals with crows
They have the money but probably arent allowed in the stores to buy it themselves.
It’s either
1.) Facilitating the financial self-sufficiency of local avian wildlife or
2.) The bird equivalent of buying alcohol for your kid cousins who are standing outside the liquor store.
Both of which are rad
The photo is of a raven, not a crow. That said, exchanges of this sort with corvids has always been a bucket list item of mine.
What is the difference between a raven and a crow? One major difference is that ravens have 3 pinion feathers on each wing, whereas crows only have two.
So its really just a difference of a pinion
Don’t let your dreams be dreams, future bro to birds
I kinda wish all the stray/feral cats I’ve befriended would start coughing up some cash once in awhile instead of dead mice and hairballs for me.
You lack gratitude.
And money!
Bread should not be fed to birds.
What about Ezekiel bread? (Made from legumes, not grains)
Yesh. Ezekiel bread is okay. Good catch.
Buy them some unsalted peanuts or walnuts. They will worship you as the god you are.
Not greentext. Think I found a new career!
OP is a modern Fagin
you can’t just call people by that slur
Florida man arrested after training crows to steal the declaration of independence for him.
a lot of people have trained crows to steal money for them… it’s very illegal….
probably not getting cash from restaurant tables.:.
people have also trained ferrets to steal jewelry and used them as burglars….
For some reason i read ‘cows’ instead of ‘crows’
It’s not “training crows to steal money”, it’s introducing crows to capitalism
Theyrethesamepicture.jpg
for the crows it’s a gift-based society, not capitalism
I want to train a common animal to pick locks. Any recommendations?
yes, get a transparent lock and picks from any large online retailer….
they’re cheap, easy, fun, and drastically increases your chances of survival in a zombie apocalypse
Ferret; they have little “hands” (I think)
brb, checking local laws on “training animals to do crime”
this is why ferrets are illegal in California
This is the worst comic book villain origin story ever
I wish the crows around my parts would do that. The ones around here just generally act like a menace to society.
Fagin of the birdies.
Op discovers they are a druid
problamy
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
if you happen to find yourself in a similar situation where you’re the sugar daddy for a murder of crows, get them some nice peanuts and sunflower seeds instead! bread isn’t good for birds!
maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Brand new sentence
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 58 minutes ago
Seed me daddy! I don’t want bread.
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 minutes ago
Ehh. You’re more of a fence than a sugar daddy. You move stolen loot for a cut.
thaklor@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Murder-daddy