I swear to God this is like the 10th post I’ve seen of this guy’s face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.
Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now!
Submitted 5 months ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Bosht@lemmy.world 5 months ago
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 5 months ago
Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T.
CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Idk I hear he’s already in Perth
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
This MF wrote “Delay” and “Deny” on his bullets just because.
I’m sure even the people who do actually have info about him are happy to stay quiet.
bunchberry@lemmy.world 5 months ago
How do we even know that’s the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn’t even a man, some women are flat chested it’s possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there’s no clues for anything.
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…
distantsounds@lemmy.world 5 months ago
jonne@infosec.pub 5 months ago
This Guy Fawkes.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 months ago
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I can fix him.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 months ago
Fix him? Can’t fix perfection.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s already perfect
Madison420@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Did anyone count fingers?
taiyang@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 months ago
I was more thinking Dave Franco. The smile is definitely on point.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Reminds me of db cooper
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s in my living room! Oh wait, that’s me.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Was there a Mr. Yellow in Reservoir Dogs?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Mr. Blonde.
Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Is spamming this number illegal?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I wouldn’t recommend making a pest of yourself to the police, in any jurisdiction.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam…
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
The ideal number of interactions with a cartel member is zero.
yeather@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
*67 coming in clutch
kipo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
All of New York: “I didn’t see shit.”
humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Call your reps, demand investigation be closed and a single payer while u re at it
polysics@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Hey man don’t help the cops with more coverage of this guy’s face
(It’s a joke I know it’s already absolutely everywhere)
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Yell that you have exclusive CCTV footage of him and post those fever-like AI video continuations instead.
Snapz@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I really don’t think prank calling the police will end well.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?
rodolfo@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes, keep posting this guy face, that’ll help him bigly
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Is that real? Why would dude take his mask off?
sus@programming.dev 5 months ago
It’s “real” in that the police shared the picture: x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974
though the clothing seems different from an earlier picture, especially with this one having big front pockets in the jacket. so there’s claims that it is not the same suspect.
Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I’m no lawyer, but the legal system calls this “reasonable doubt” and if you are on a jury, you are duty bound to do your best to judge the case on the facts, not vibes.
And the fact is, a grainy photo of two people who may have somewhat similar clothing is not proof, nor mens rea required for a possible murder conviction - who are we to claim to understand the mind of this individual?
The state has a high bar to clear that this anonymous shopper, is the same person they claim, the photo was taken on the same day, that this photo isn’t a forgery/deepfake, that only one set of that particular clothing was ever sold- otherwise it’s hearsay and conjecture.
jaybone@lemmy.world 5 months ago
They’re saying he changed clothes. Which I suppose is possible. Maybe he can also change his height and sex and skin color. Maybe he’s a shapeshifter.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If this isn’t the right guy and this guy sees his photo he should probably lawyer up and turn himself in ASAP.
shalafi@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I believe that pic was taken by a security cam from the hostel he was checked into.
EarJava@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The grin reaper
Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
The true face of heroism
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Here is a tip. Most people would be more likely to call the cops on someone shoplifting food to feed their children.
Earflap@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I want to blow him damn
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I would take SO MANY for the team
nialv7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
it’s not a crime to give false tips, right?
JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
It is. Unless of course, you didn’t know it wasn’t true and you call again in 3 days to let them know your realised you were wrong.
yeather@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Actually it very explicitly is not. Per there website:
“Is Crime Stoppers part of the police? We are NOT the police.
All local Crime Stoppers programs act as the “intermediary” between the Tipster and the investigative/police agency. They are not-for-profits and mostly registered charities that are operated by volunteers from the community. The programs rely on donations from sponsors, community partners and the public through individual fundraisers, to support their efforts.”
It is not a crime to lie in most circumstances, that includes to the police in some cases. In most jurisdictions you cannot lie about your name and address and while under oath. Everytime else is free game.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dude looks pretty young to have a healthcare beef. But what do I know about anyone’s life.
ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Maybe a family member? He’s old enough to see a grandparent have the quality of their last days stolen.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah, could be anyone. A partner, parent or grandparent, sibling, friend… Lots of ways healthcare could negatively affect anyone’s life.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s old enough for it to be a parent or a child.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 months ago
My healthcare beefs started younger. By the time I graduated college I’d done more rounds than I’d bothered counting over pre approving the same meds I’d been on for years and if you remember those scary government death panels that they told us were why we can’t have single payer healthcare, well a corporate one killed my mom.
Like I’ve expressed that pain a fair bit in the past day and it’s not even that I think it was inexcusable for that decision to be made, but I’d spent years hearing about this nightmare scenario as a reason to keep a broken system only to find out that we already had it except without the ability to vote to change policies.
In America, on one of the worst days of your life, regardless of your age, a health insurer may very well be there to add some salt to the wound of your tragedy or to make you worry that your uncertainty of if you’ll live might make your family lose their house.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Greed on all points. The republicans freaked out about the “death panels”, but obviously they didn’t really care if people died or not. They just wanted them to be profitable death panels and to make people rich.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lost my dad and my home. I’m so fucking ready to kill these assholes. Our politicians won’t hold them accountable. Our justice system won’t hold them accountable. They live lives of absolute luxury while we suffer. It’s overdue.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ve wanted to kill these motherfuckers since I was 23 and they killed my father. I’m 35 right now and just waiting for the right opportunity to do so.
They probably killed someone close to him.
I have an alibi, I was at work. But I was cheering the second I heard the news. I owe the killer a beer.
can@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Maybe edit the end of that first paragraph?
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Relevant thread here lemmy.world/post/22805956?scrollToComments=true
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Oh, yeah, we usually warm up the house with a hoody fire. You start with some cardboard and then you just add the hoody when it’s burning nice and hot. Hard drives, laptops, etc, finger tips. Oh that black stick flute? Its a Mayan death whistle! You blow here and you pull this little lever right here is you’re in a hurry and really need to go…you know what I mean?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Jake Gyllenhaal age 20?
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I tipped in the app.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I am Spartacus!
intresteph@discuss.online 5 months ago
Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.
intresteph@discuss.online 5 months ago
He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.