I swear to God this is like the 10th post I’ve seen of this guy’s face and not ONE is serious about tracking the killer. I fucking love it.
Tipping culture is out of control, even the cops expect tips now!
Submitted 1 year ago by Greg@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Bosht@lemmy.world 1 year ago
drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 year ago
Remember, if you know anything about this guy, NO YOU FUCKING DON’T.
CooperRedArmyDog@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
but I know he in innocent, are you saying I do not know he is innocent?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Idk I hear he’s already in Perth
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
This MF wrote “Delay” and “Deny” on his bullets just because.
I’m sure even the people who do actually have info about him are happy to stay quiet.
bunchberry@lemmy.world 1 year ago
How do we even know that’s the killer? The person who shot was wearing a mask. For all we know it wasn’t even a man, some women are flat chested it’s possible. They should probably just call off the investigation since there’s no clues for anything.
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I think any cop who disagrees with this should get transvestigated.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Isn’t he wearing different clothes in the pics where his face is visible? And the cops are saying he changed clothes? Which could be true, but also could not be true…
distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 year ago
jonne@infosec.pub 1 year ago
This Guy Fawkes.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 year ago
Fawkes was a religious fanatic who sought to blow up the English Parliament to replace it with a theocracy, so as an actual historical figure, he’s not much of a progressive role model.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Damn, this guy is truly the Ridiculously Photogenic Assassin.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I can fix him.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 1 year ago
Fix him? Can’t fix perfection.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s already perfect
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Did anyone count fingers?
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Gosh that gentleman has a nice smile. And he allegedly brought a smile to millions of Americans nationwide, too!
Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Looks kinda like Jake Gyllenhaal
VonReposti@feddit.dk 1 year ago
I was more thinking Dave Franco. The smile is definitely on point.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Reminds me of db cooper
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 1 year ago
And here I was feeling bad for confiscating beer from 14 year olds at summer camp at 17 and then drinking it (drinking age 16).
Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
Give anonymous tips to the police hotline about police you see breaking the law.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tell the police where you think you saw a white guy in a hoodie
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s in my living room! Oh wait, that’s me.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Was there a Mr. Yellow in Reservoir Dogs?
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Mr. Blonde.
Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Is spamming this number illegal?
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I wouldn’t recommend making a pest of yourself to the police, in any jurisdiction.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Sounds like a lot of work for one person. Maybe distributed spam…
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Probably not if you’re a scammer in India.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
The ideal number of interactions with a cartel member is zero.
yeather@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
*67 coming in clutch
kipo@lemm.ee 1 year ago
All of New York: “I didn’t see shit.”
humble_pete_digger@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Call your reps, demand investigation be closed and a single payer while u re at it
polysics@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Hey man don’t help the cops with more coverage of this guy’s face
(It’s a joke I know it’s already absolutely everywhere)
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
This is a perfect use of AI. Flood the internet with variations of the original image.
LiveLM@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Yell that you have exclusive CCTV footage of him and post those fever-like AI video continuations instead.
Snapz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Call that number and every tipline and report the person responsible for this death and many others - That person’s name was Brian Thompson.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I really don’t think prank calling the police will end well.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I live several thousand miles away from NYPD jurisdiction. What are they going to do, call me back to scold me?
rodolfo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yes, keep posting this guy face, that’ll help him bigly
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
Is that real? Why would dude take his mask off?
sus@programming.dev 1 year ago
It’s “real” in that the police shared the picture: x.com/NYPDnews/status/1864706407985221974
though the clothing seems different from an earlier picture, especially with this one having big front pockets in the jacket. so there’s claims that it is not the same suspect.
Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I’m no lawyer, but the legal system calls this “reasonable doubt” and if you are on a jury, you are duty bound to do your best to judge the case on the facts, not vibes.
And the fact is, a grainy photo of two people who may have somewhat similar clothing is not proof, nor mens rea required for a possible murder conviction - who are we to claim to understand the mind of this individual?
The state has a high bar to clear that this anonymous shopper, is the same person they claim, the photo was taken on the same day, that this photo isn’t a forgery/deepfake, that only one set of that particular clothing was ever sold- otherwise it’s hearsay and conjecture.
jaybone@lemmy.world 1 year ago
They’re saying he changed clothes. Which I suppose is possible. Maybe he can also change his height and sex and skin color. Maybe he’s a shapeshifter.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
If this isn’t the right guy and this guy sees his photo he should probably lawyer up and turn himself in ASAP.
shalafi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I believe that pic was taken by a security cam from the hostel he was checked into.
EarJava@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The grin reaper
Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The true face of heroism
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Here is a tip. Most people would be more likely to call the cops on someone shoplifting food to feed their children.
Earflap@reddthat.com 1 year ago
I want to blow him damn
RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
aphlamingphoenix@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I would take SO MANY for the team
nialv7@lemmy.world 1 year ago
it’s not a crime to give false tips, right?
JohnyRocket@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
It is. Unless of course, you didn’t know it wasn’t true and you call again in 3 days to let them know your realised you were wrong.
yeather@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Actually it very explicitly is not. Per there website:
“Is Crime Stoppers part of the police? We are NOT the police.
All local Crime Stoppers programs act as the “intermediary” between the Tipster and the investigative/police agency. They are not-for-profits and mostly registered charities that are operated by volunteers from the community. The programs rely on donations from sponsors, community partners and the public through individual fundraisers, to support their efforts.”
It is not a crime to lie in most circumstances, that includes to the police in some cases. In most jurisdictions you cannot lie about your name and address and while under oath. Everytime else is free game.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Dude looks pretty young to have a healthcare beef. But what do I know about anyone’s life.
ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Maybe a family member? He’s old enough to see a grandparent have the quality of their last days stolen.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, could be anyone. A partner, parent or grandparent, sibling, friend… Lots of ways healthcare could negatively affect anyone’s life.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 1 year ago
He’s old enough for it to be a parent or a child.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 year ago
My healthcare beefs started younger. By the time I graduated college I’d done more rounds than I’d bothered counting over pre approving the same meds I’d been on for years and if you remember those scary government death panels that they told us were why we can’t have single payer healthcare, well a corporate one killed my mom.
Like I’ve expressed that pain a fair bit in the past day and it’s not even that I think it was inexcusable for that decision to be made, but I’d spent years hearing about this nightmare scenario as a reason to keep a broken system only to find out that we already had it except without the ability to vote to change policies.
In America, on one of the worst days of your life, regardless of your age, a health insurer may very well be there to add some salt to the wound of your tragedy or to make you worry that your uncertainty of if you’ll live might make your family lose their house.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Greed on all points. The republicans freaked out about the “death panels”, but obviously they didn’t really care if people died or not. They just wanted them to be profitable death panels and to make people rich.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Lost my dad and my home. I’m so fucking ready to kill these assholes. Our politicians won’t hold them accountable. Our justice system won’t hold them accountable. They live lives of absolute luxury while we suffer. It’s overdue.
inv3r510n@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve wanted to kill these motherfuckers since I was 23 and they killed my father. I’m 35 right now and just waiting for the right opportunity to do so.
They probably killed someone close to him.
I have an alibi, I was at work. But I was cheering the second I heard the news. I owe the killer a beer.
can@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Maybe edit the end of that first paragraph?
nifty@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Relevant thread here lemmy.world/post/22805956?scrollToComments=true
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, yeah, we usually warm up the house with a hoody fire. You start with some cardboard and then you just add the hoody when it’s burning nice and hot. Hard drives, laptops, etc, finger tips. Oh that black stick flute? Its a Mayan death whistle! You blow here and you pull this little lever right here is you’re in a hurry and really need to go…you know what I mean?
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Jake Gyllenhaal age 20?
SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I tipped in the app.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I am Spartacus!
intresteph@discuss.online 1 year ago
Good guy being nice to coffee shop workers. Smiling and saying thank you. Removing problems from the world. A true American Hero.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Just look at that Hollywood smile. Is it a classic superhero movie with a modern twist? I bet he took some cats from the trees when dropping his bike in the park.
intresteph@discuss.online 1 year ago
He totally helped some old lady with her groceries on the way to liberate humanity.