Earflap
@Earflap@reddthat.com
It burns when I poop
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 19 hours ago:
Woah hey what did we ever do to you?!
- Comment on Anon sees a happy couple 19 hours ago:
Everyone thinks rules 1 and 2 are:
- Be attractive
- Dont be unattractive
But really they are:
- Be a nice person
- Dont be an asshole
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 day ago:
Haha yeah. Websters dictionary is the sole arbiter of political upheaval and is the singular source of authority on all events, past and present.
Its not like there is an organization that catalogs and studies such events or anything. That would be ridiculous! Oh wait
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 1 day ago:
The people that define these things disagree with you: clinecenter.illinois.edu/…/statement_dec.15.2022
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
Honestly democrats have been spouting off about how dangerous republicans are but when push comes to shove they serve up the same bills but somehow even worse and them drink tea with the fascists.
The dems better get real fuckin lefty real quick if they ever want to win an election again. But they wontt, they’ll just emulate dump even more like they did with Reagan.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
They literally attempted a coup when they lost the election, so no, everything was not “fine”.
- Comment on So, is the USA screwed? 2 days ago:
The constitution was created for the sole purpose of containing a tyrant and mitigating any damage they could do.
Its never been tested on a real tyrant before though, so I guess we’ll see how well it accomplishes that. It uh, isnt looking too great though.
- Comment on Gone 3 days ago:
- Comment on Remember 1 week ago:
sinK
- Comment on Advice on enjoying your life 1 week ago:
Not in America
- Comment on Reddit Refugees 1 week ago:
B E A N
- Comment on Anon cheats through college 2 weeks ago:
Can not confirm. LLMs generate garbage for me, i never use it.
- Comment on Uncanny sandwich 2 weeks ago:
Steve Burger
- Comment on Anon watches Puss in Boots 2 weeks ago:
Hahaha! "I just happened to see your search history
- Comment on Skyrim teaches a Lemmy user about fascist propaganda 5 weeks ago:
The OG SW:KOTOR RPG. One of my friends raves about it but I couldn’t get used to the controls.
I did like The Witcher 2, for reference.
- Comment on Skyrim teaches a Lemmy user about fascist propaganda 5 weeks ago:
Did Skyrim age well? I sort of want to play it but don’t really enjoy clunky older games. I think I would have liked it if I played it when it came out, but I did not.
Its really hard to tell how much of the hype is just childhood nostalgia.
- Comment on You'll never see it coming 1 month ago:
This is what I think happens. You don’t experience death, you just reemerge on the other side, no matter how long it takes.
The chances of your brain going were infinitely small (and who knows how many universes) before you were born, but it still only took 14 billion years for it to happen.
- Comment on How can you bypass a Reddit site ban? 1 month ago:
You were a horrible little troll and got your comeuppance. Enjoy your ban.
- Comment on "Free" Speech Absolutist™ 1 month ago:
Sorry, you’re going to have to be more specific. Musk? Is that a smell or something? Is there context I’m missing here?
- Comment on Notch says he will work on a spiritual successor to Minecraft 1 month ago:
No idea but it was promised for Java
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 month ago:
Butcher pubes
- Comment on Notch says he will work on a spiritual successor to Minecraft 1 month ago:
Api when
- Comment on I wanna ROCK 1 month ago:
NO! You can see things because light hits it, not becuz it reflects it STOOPIT ^\s
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 1 month ago:
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You think that’s funny! I’ll fucking kill you! You have no idea how nice I am! Why won’t you be with me ILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP I’M SO NICE YOU HAVE NO IDEA
Yeah maybe don’t do this.
- Comment on Anon goes to therapy 1 month ago:
I went to five therapy sessions and it was like a speed run of college theory on CBT. Dude never stopped talking and we never talked about me or my problems.
- Comment on Duh 1 month ago:
Swinging fits neatly into what I’ve described. You get new sexual partners, spread your genes around to more people/babies. With more babies with new people, the stagnation doesn’t set in and so the desire to leave doesn’t manifest in the same way. Now you’ve got me curious about the divorce rate for swingers.
my name is going first on the research paper.
Fair
- Comment on New social experiment 1 month ago:
local
- Comment on Anon visits America 1 month ago:
Haha that’s cute! That’s where deep frying starts here. We even deep fry butter.
- Comment on Duh 1 month ago:
My dude this is a shitposting community I didn’t put any thought at all into my comment. I’m just musing on some general ideas I think about. This isn’t like, a well researched position or anything. But I’d guess the timer starts when you become exclusive and resets in major life events. If you just date then you get ten years before you want something else. If you get married before that, then that is the big exciting change and resets the clock. Then kids come along and resets it again but then you’re all out of resets.
Bickering like an old married couple isn’t just a meme.
