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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Godric@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    BMW used to be king arsehole of UK roads, back in the 1990s. This mantle was usurped by Audi in the new millennium but not everywhere it seems.

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  • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Turn it off! Every blinker has a limited number of blinks, and do you know how much a dealer will charge to refill it?

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    • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

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  • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip ⁨49⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Check your blinker fluid 🧐

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    its a alternative check engine light.

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    • imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Can’t be. Just got car back from repair shop.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To me this joke should be about Teslas, not BMW…

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    • Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Newer Teslas have the turn signals as buttons on the steering wheel

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      (As well as an official $500 “retrofit” traditional stalk and steering wheel)

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    • ApertureUA@lemmy.today ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I’ve read someone complain that on the models where it’s on capacitive buttons, the wheel is supposed to vibrate to confirm but it’s not always possible to feel it in motion. So yes, you are correct.

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  • baller_w@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best “car guy” trope I’ve ever heard is that BMW signals work fine and the drivers use them. They just emit a spectrum of light that the poors can’t see.

    As a BMW driver myself, I’m on the opposite end of that spectrum. I signal my intent to an obnoxious degree. If I get into an accident, the other motorist can’t claim they didn’t know where I was going.

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    • square@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      You have to oversignal in modern BMWs or the wheel vibrates and tries to correct the other direction. Forced merges, lane splitting, any deviation from straight down the middle even when it’s obvious that you have to do that thing, the car bitches at you if you don’t signal.

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      • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        They know their drivers.

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    • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well if it’s their word against yours, since you’re driving a beemer they’ll automatically believe them when you claim you were signalling.

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BMW: Why do my turn signals hurt?

    Morpheus: You’ve never used them.

    Too lazy to make the actual meme tonight. Someone else do it for me.

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    • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lol this is good, I also request a copy

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I want a copy too, but I’d feel bad forcing OP to make three of them

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is Tesla’s now. Fuckin Nazi’s hate turn signals.

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  • ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just ignore it man. Mines been doing that for months.

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  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just turn right, it’ll go away.

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh shit, your house blew over onto its side. You should probably get that fixed.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They drive a BMW they wouldn’t live in a house that small.

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      • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s 20+ year old old BMW. It probably is the owner’s house

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      • jimmux@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s just an investment property. They can ignore it.

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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My car has “BMW style” turn signals. When you flip them they don’t move to a different position. They always just flick back. And they try to just always reset themselves on both turns and lane changes. I’ve mostly gotten used to them but occasionally you get into this infuriating loop where if you change your mind about a turn or lane change and you go to flick it in the opposite direction to reset it, it thinks you want to turn in that direction. And then you do it again in the original direction trying to fix that.

    Anyway it’s hella annoying. After three model years with this feature they reverted it back to the normal way. There’s an aftermarket wiring harness you can buy to retrofit your car with the older stalks.

    My point is I have a little sympathy for BMW drivers since they have these stupid turn signals and it’s probably so entrenched in their loyal customers they can’t change it.

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    • NSAbot@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      On my old 2006, you can nudge the signal arm part way (like where you would hold it to signal if you want it to go off after you release it) also by going to that position in the direction you’re already signaling. You don’t have to go past the bump and you can do it in either direction.

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  • krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s pointing at the speed you should be going. Stop impeding traffic.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I own a 2025 BMW and the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights. I am not your typical BMW driver, so of course now I make it a habit to use my signals, not just to turn or exit, but also to switch lanes.

    My boomer energy cousin just deactivated the feature in his car.

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I didn’t signal to change lanes until BMW made a car even more obnoxious than I am

      Weird flex, but OK

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights

      That sounds like fun when you’re trying to avoid a collision.

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      • square@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        It’s not that strong, vibration and a little force in the other direction that is easily overcome, especially when you’re turning hard to move quickly.

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “not your typical bmw driver” >has to fight the lane keep assist because they refuse to use turn signal.

      Dear fucking man… Self report harder.

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  • Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is that the blinker fluid warning light?

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  • radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Must be stolen. No BMW owner would ever use those.

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  • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I miss old BMWs. They’re just like the Coach purse of cars now

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  • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That one is only relevant to other drivers that aren’t you so don’t worry about it.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The peasants don’t need to know where I am going.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Boomer humor

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      BMW drivers objectively suck. It’s timeless, and crosses generations.

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      • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Beamer heamer

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    • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gen z comment.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tide directional sensor. It’s just showing where the moon is, you can ignore it.

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Does it stay on, or is it blinking?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You have to pay a monthly subscription for blinkers…

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  • DupaCycki@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Green means good. Do you stop at green lights or red lights?

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the swipe left signal, obviously…

    lemmy.world/post/46629079

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