islandcoda42

@islandcoda42@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Secret recipe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Before the revolution⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Watch out for leeches, there’s bloodsuckers all over that property

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States gave a speech today⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An absolutely trash human being, failing upwards since birth, enabled by fellow brainless idiot ‘yes men’ who only want to sell their souls to further their miserable existence. I hope they all burn in hell for an eternity for what they have done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay, sponsored emojis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The shape allows the the tabs to push in slightly and snap into the 7”. I’ve heard them called ‘spiders’ :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF is this???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Check your blinker fluid 🧐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guessed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally exactly how it works, too.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Truck is Stupid Big⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Costs $22 worth of gas just to start it up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Turnabout is fair play

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m listening……

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a mafia Don interview I saw and they asked him the #1 rule of being a mafioso. He said “never wear shorts, no one will take you seriously”😂I think about that every time I wear shorts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asked LA Fitness to cancel my membership, they offered to freeze it for $10/month instead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A subscription fee to not do anything, what a bunch of criminals. What a fucked up country we live in now :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is heresy but lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times dude……….just like you’re mom!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still working on my die/ der/ das ‘s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI generated t-shirts...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s the Warty Ausinp+ on my heart, terrible thing to have :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe, maybe not⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They gonna cat⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nowhere is safe from kitty!!