This is heresy but lol
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I… I can’t upvote this. Top notch shitpost, but, like, fuck you. Damn.
Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Yeah I feel the same conundrum!
kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I saw Slayer in 2011 at Fun Fun Fun Fest. I’d never listened to them but they put on a hell of a show. Melted my face, and they were tight. Then I went back to not listening to them.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m glad I got to see them live but unfortunately they just weren’t great that night, played faster than they should have and it was kind of a mess. Also didn’t help that they were opening for Priest and, well, you ain’t going to upstage them for stage presence and virtuosity. Still a wild show and a killer pit.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I named your mom Slayer because she keeps raining blood.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
When it’s raining blood you take it to south of heaven, or how they call it, “seasons in the abyss”, or you just accept the world painted blood and it will look like killing fields afterwards
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love slayer and I named your mom “the vacuum” cause she likes anal a lot.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
How fucking dare you.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I like slayer, but one time while listening to a slayer cd in his car a friend of mine said, “have you ever noticed how all slayer solos sound like they just threw a guitar off of a flight of stairs?” and ever since that’s all I think about when the solos starts lmao
Bourff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They have very solid riffs, but guitar solos were never Kerry King’s strong point.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Never really heard them before, so I did a quick YouTube check, and decided they sound kind of like a metal version of free form jazz; lots of noise, but nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
SpongyAneurysm@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a skill issue.
If you listen to Skeletons of Society, Seasons in the Abyss or South of Heaven and can’t find anything to enjoy. I have to say, that’s on you.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
nothing you can really grab onto and enjoy.
I thoroughly enjoy most of their albums. They’re amazing. So funky, fast, and ruthlessly aggressive.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
At first I was all like :(
Then I read the comments and now I am all like :)
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
That’s what I named your mom for the same reason.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Outperformed any vacuum on the market, she was a true vacuum slayer. Surprising suction, wet or dry.
islandcoda42@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“Your mom” jokes are old, tired, and been done a million times dude……….just like you’re mom!!!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Slayer sucks because I fucked a vacuum and I will fuck Slayer.
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Spoken like a true scholar.
treesquid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I like Slayer and this is still hilarious.
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
False, Slayer is rad.
Schmuppes@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I realize that Dave Lombardo is said to be among the best drummers in the genre, but his speed polka beats piss me off more than they should.
cravl@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I mean, that’s high praise for a vacuum. I would be more concerned if it didn’t.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m ok with this
Montagge@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This really is the skeletons of society
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If they got rid of their singer theyd be aiight. Delusions of Saviour is a pretty great track.
dan1101@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve never been a big fan of the vocals either. Still like the music overall.
xspurnx@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Old subject but I still think some of their lyrics shouldn’t have happened like they did.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guilty…
Monstrosity@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I spent a little time trying to figure out who the girl your mom called Vacuum Slayer was supposed to be.
howler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Top tier sir
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
mom has a damn nice vacuum.
Lanske@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mom, hell awaits!
kif@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I hear that Metallica is the safest band to take through an airport because they haven’t set off a metal detector since 1989.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I would swear that the definition of “metal” has changed. There was a point in time Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were considered metal. Nowadays it seems that “metal” music is required to sound like your head is submerged in the oil sump of a diesel engine.
And you know what? I like metal heads, they tend to be cool folk who…appreciate their senses differently than I do somehow.
ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I agree. I remember when I discovered Ghost. They quickly became one of my favorites. I let my dad listen to it and he loved it too. He said it sounded like “old-school metal”. When I asked what he meant he said “this is what metal used to sound like. When death metal became popular around the 90’s everything got harder. And death metal became metal and old metal became hard rock.”
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Neither of those bands were ever considered metal. Hard rock. Yes. metal, no
Bourff@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Metal” is a very wide genre. There’s not a lot in common between e.g. Nightwish and Full of Hell. I personally wouldn’t put Bon Jovi and Deff Leppard in there, they’re more what is called “hard FM”, but like every genre the borders are fluid.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m pretty sure bon Jovi & def Leppard were classified as hard rock. Even though they had some sweet ballads, it was mostly their metal-looking aesthetic that at a glance people might assume metal.
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Power metall like Sabaton for you perhaps.
I was a hip hoper (Mainly european stuff like Gunshot) and stumbles into Stratovarius in Roskilde 2001. Felt I was the only one with short hair and a hoodie. Listened to power metal ever since.
Heard Sabaton live in Oslo this December. Great live show.
generallynonsensical@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck Lars.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hey come on now he’s one of the top 10 drummers in Metallica.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Came here to say essentially this lol Lars is a pretty mid drummer. It’s kinda hilarious that he gets to be in a band with Kirk Hammett.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Yesssss
FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Nice