This is heresy but lol

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I hear that Metallica is the safest band to take through an airport because they haven’t set off a metal detector since 1989.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I would swear that the definition of “metal” has changed. There was a point in time Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were considered metal. Nowadays it seems that “metal” music is required to sound like your head is submerged in the oil sump of a diesel engine.

    And you know what? I like metal heads, they tend to be cool folk who…appreciate their senses differently than I do somehow.

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  • generallynonsensical@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fuck Lars.

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• ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I… I can’t upvote this. Top notch shitpost, but, like, fuck you. Damn.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I named your mom Slayer because she keeps raining blood.

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• HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How fucking dare you.

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s what I named your mom for the same reason.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Outperformed any vacuum on the market, she was a true vacuum slayer. Surprising suction, wet or dry.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  At first I was all like :(

  Then I read the comments and now I am all like :)

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  False, Slayer is rad.

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• Lanske@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Mom, hell awaits!

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they got rid of their singer theyd be aiight. Delusions of Saviour is a pretty great track.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m ok with this

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• Montagge@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  This really is the skeletons of society

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