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The President of the United States gave a speech today

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Veserr@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adad970bd4e7.mp4

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What the fuck is he talking about?

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    • phar@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On mute he is definitely double fisting cocks

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      • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh fo sho

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      • WolfLink@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Off mute too

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      • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        He loves a good double giraffe jerk.

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  • joekar1990@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s like a bad stand-up comedian. He does the same bits in different locations even though everyone has seen the bit now. He’s done this one for like the past year it’s felt like at these rallies.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He is a stupid man’s idea of a smart man

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ever seen Joe Rogan’s standup? Same stupid shit, and he’s done it for decades. I think he ducks a stool at some point every damn time.

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  • islandcoda42@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    An absolutely trash human being, failing upwards since birth, enabled by fellow brainless idiot ‘yes men’ who only want to sell their souls to further their miserable existence. I hope they all burn in hell for an eternity for what they have done.

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  • kibblebits@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What is he even talking about?

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Put him out to fucken pasture already. Shits fucken insane.

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  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Drugs are bad kids.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey don’t ruin their good name by associating them with this idiot.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some euthanasia drugs here and there wouldn’t be too bad though

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      • sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not until after the trial.

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  • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    what a fucking loser… how has no ody just made his ass fall down the stairs yet

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    • sunsofold@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s probably a joke for legal reasons but I have to wonder how often someone like Vance thinks the phrase, ‘One little push…’

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      • Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        oh yes, everything I say is a joke/satirical indeed.

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  • Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not very often that you can watch a video unmuted and get even less context then if you watched it muted. I’m thoroughly lost.

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  • Beangut@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Context: he’s talking about a female olympic weightlifter struggling to do an overhead press before comparing them to a transitioned competitor

    I didn’t want to watch anymore of this shitstain after that.

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    • ef9357@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for the summary. You saved me from having to watch/hear him.

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  • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Subtitles for those who don’t wear headphones right now?

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    • Naich@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It makes more sense with the sound off.

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      • Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Good point 😂

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      • Loce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Always does

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Subtitles for those who wear headphones but dont have a fucking clue what hes saying after listening to it?

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  • Wytch@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wat

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wut

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wot, even

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  • CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha seeing that as the S&P500 is going down is something else 💀

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  • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, that turd was stuck in there. Really stuck, like an immigrant in an ICE facility. I’m pushing down on the little vandal, like with the BEST push, when it suddenly popped and slid out.

    At least that’s my take on this, haven’t watched it with sound to prevent my brain cells from committing suicide.

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    • Pika@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I watched it with sound and im still just as lost.

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    • derpgon@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I need an AI voiceover of this

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  • phoenixz@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I too always enjoy watching trump pretend he is in a bukake

    Shudder

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    • nonentity@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Middle out, tip-to-tip, hot swap.

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  • caboose2006@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Am I having a stroke?

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    • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We are having a stroke.

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “You guys really like me. As a gift I’m gonna show you how I am with a tween!” I watched that with the sound off and that was my takeaway.

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  • Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Those are some very clean, new looking vests in the background… as if they have never been used by a real worker.

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  • tigermountain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’ve read recently that when the Apprentice first started and before they could start filming they had to completely redo Trump’s offices because they were so trashy and hadn’t really had anything updated since the 80s. Just like Trump. Trashy and not updated since the 80s.

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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Decoy2point0@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yet another paid audience 😮‍💨

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