Showed this to my wife and she said He’ll Fucking Yeah.
Really incredible. I want a set.
Submitted 9 hours ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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razzazzika@lemmy.zip 53 minutes ago
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
The “staff” one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not…yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still…Hell yeah.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
The staff one makes sense to me. When I worked at pizza hut instead of a pizza cutter, we had a big curved knife with a handle that protruded both sides. It was really nice to visually line up a perfectly through-the-center cut. The staff knife on the pic is actually very similar, just with a spinning blade.
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you’re super steady.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I don’t mind if you drag your knuckles through the cheese.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
“Guys will see a ninja turtle themed pizza cutter set and say “hell yeah!”.”
And I’ll add “yeah, no shit”
Areldyb@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Hell yeah
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Is this because the TMNTs liked pizza or, just because?
Godort@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Yes
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Also I love pizza. Also I love the Ninja Turtles. It’s like some kind of poetry? I need to check Etsy.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Thought as much
Dojan@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Is the metal circle meant to represent pizza?
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 hours ago
They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
It’s a pizza cutter/slicer!!
red_sock@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
skarn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
Cowabunga!
P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Cowabunga Dude!
sexy_peach@feddit.org 4 hours ago
not at all I don’t get it
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 hours ago
Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
Poor Donatello gets the useless one
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Initially, I thought it’d be the best, but when I really think of how it’d be to use, I think you might be right. But it’s definitely not as useless as Mikey’s. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Hell no. Useless for real pizzas.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Okay, but you’re going to feel pretty stupid when you have no way to defend yourself against the Foot Clan.
Cheems@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Mall ninja shit
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 9 hours ago
I would unironically buy and use the sai one. That looks like a fairly functional design.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Yes but it looks like its welded and can’t spin so it will be a pain. Only one that looks like it spins easily is the staff.
Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to see the only real answer for the best/most effective one. All the other ones are just spot welded on and the disc won’t spin. Only downside is if you’re trying to cut something like a deep dish but at that depth all of them will have issues.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I’d really need the full set, but I think Donatello’s would be revolutionary. Even pressure on both sides. It’d be comfortable and efficient.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
At that size, you’re better off using a mezzaluna.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 7 hours ago
I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable using that unless it had a small finger guard added on either side of the blade. Even with the wrapped rope for grip, it’d only take one slip to cut your fingers pretty good.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 hours ago
Seems like the prongs might get in the way, I’d opt for the tanto one but use it point-down I think.
Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Looks impossible to wash.
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 5 hours ago
Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Hell yeah!
ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
He’ll yeha!
UniversalBasicJustice@quokk.au 8 hours ago
Hell yeah
notabot@piefed.social 9 hours ago
Hackworth@piefed.ca 9 hours ago
Just re-watched ’07 turtles movie. It holds up pretty well.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
I really loved the most recent animated one. The imperfections in the models and the general style were really great IMO, and the story felt solid.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’ve still never seen the Michael Bay ones, but the original 90s TMNT is timeless.
prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 hours ago
The second is … a little jump the shark but tbh the camp of it all still works.
Bebop and Rocksteady forever
Strider@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
‘pizza time’! (sample from… The arcade I think?)
Don’s is the worst though.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 minutes ago
For other people dumb and confused like me: they’re pizza cutters.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 minutes ago
I was very confused, brain couldn’t parse what the disks were. Now that I understand, I get it. Fuck yeah.