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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If that forehead topples over in traffic, it will kill a family of four.
J92@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s a good thing he can’t go outside then.
CluckN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When playing video games is too hard so you have to steam react content.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
when you’re mentally unfit to play videogames what else are you supposed to do?
he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.
I’m remarkably jealous of my blind girlfriend right now.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My favorite reaction video is from Josh Strife Hayes doing a 90 minute reaction to his own 20 minute video m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5hJ9jhVlXY&t=3s&pp=2AEDkAI…
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now he can do a 500 minute reaction to that, and then a 2500 minute reaction to the reaction…
Perpetual content machine
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m so fucking sick of youtube recommending his garbage, I sped most of my time on breadtube so i don’t know how or why youtube decided I want to be reminded this waste of oxygen exists.
HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I have an idea why a major US corporation would absolutely love to shove a pro-Zionism and pro-fascism streamer down everyone’s throats.
Teppa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve noticed he does a shit ton of videos on everything. I’ve looked up recent events like the NDP race card thing that happened recently in Canada and he was one of the only sources.
antonim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No particular conspiracy theory needed - because it generates clicks and views, even if you dislike the content. This thread itself being an example.
reev@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can “don’t like this video” and then tell them you “don’t like this channel” on any video that gets recommended.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah that means nothing to youtube, I’ve done that every time that ass hat appears and without fail in a few weeks/months there will be another one.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If Google understood consent the problem wouldn’t be there in the first place.
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh is this an actual person and not just generic internet guy?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a real person?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dont forget about the dead rat!
Beero@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can he not spare any YouTube money to hire a housekeeper to come once a week like wtf?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
For chromium based browsers, this extension allows you to block channels. It is also available for firefox. It just doesn’t block YouTube shorts. I blocked that guy a long time ago.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Use YouTube Unhook if through a browser. Blocks all recommendations. Also good to stop doomscrolling shorts. Definitely recommended if most of your intentional youtube use is one channel (breadtube is a channel, right?)
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Idk what I did, but I no longer get him somehow.
123@programming.dev 2 months ago
“Don’t reccommend channel” from the options next to the video.
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
who?
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Asmongold, the literal personification of a trash can. Don’t look him up, life’s better spent without knowing of his existence.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
People need to stop sharing his crap then, downvote these posts, all i hear about is how the guy is awful and stupid and for some reason people are like “let me share this awful stupid person others will like it” I dont get it, if he sucks then dont repost crap dont make memes of him, let the rest of us who never heard of him enjoy actual good posts instead of posts about some dogshit streamer
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But his streams are genuinely fun. He has huge audience for a reason…
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
A guy who incels like to watch because he is one. Hikikomori/LDR type who stays in his room filled with trash and roaches and streams. Incels and other rightwingers listen to his political opinions because… yeah idk.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I actually liked his content before his mom died and he turned crazy.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some idiot streamer
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A dude who once tried plain water and almost puked because it didn’t cover the vile taste of his rotting teeth.
Oh and he’s an actual millionaire who lives in a trash heap
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oscar the grouch but not humble or caring and instead of living in a classy dumpster, lives in a place so dirty a pig wouldnt step foot in.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Asmongoloid
Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 2 months ago
War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The really funny bit is that Trump sent $200M in aid to Ukraine back in 2018 and that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Anyone saying Trump wasn’t enthusiastically sending NATO arms and armor to the Ukrainian battlefront is either deeply misinformed our outright lying. The big difference between Biden and Trump, wrt Ukraine, was that Trump loved to get big beautiful photo-ops with Putin where they were both smiling and shaking hands. Meanwhile, Biden preferred photo-ops where he was frowning and shaking his head.
mrbutterscotch@feddit.org 2 months ago
But look at the numbers in your second link. Biden gave Ukraine considerably more per year. With 60 Billion aid in 2024. In December 2024 a loan of 20 Billion was given. Since then no major aid bills have been passed.
Your link says the opposite of what you’re arguing.
And those 200 Million in 2018 are peanuts.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Assmoldgold
saturn57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Asmondgold saw the average anti-conservative straw man post and went “goals.”
pyre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
didn’t need to draw him in a flattering way tbh
dasrael@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Stream of consciousness streamer + politics == hot shit… Asmongler was always fucked, but edgy attic dwelling yet mostly harmless and amusing to what he is now is quite a departure. It’s like he took up the place on twitch to counter our favourite prada clad champagne socialist Hasan. The modern need for sychophancy is psychotic.
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
He should just stick to talking about WoW lol
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
We have always been at war with Oceania
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reminder that during the entirety of Biden’s 4 year term we saw job growth. Now we’ve seen 5 straight months of job loss under child rapist Donald Trump.
Thanks Biden.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yet another reason why I use Unhook to block my YouTube recommended altogether (on top of curbing down on scrolling).
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
From the great mind that didn’t vote but somehow has a lot to say about politics.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
lmao. asmon looking like he’s got a shitstain around his mouth.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My Asmongoon impression:
“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”
Repeat for 6 hours.
Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.
tostos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
youtu.be/rIh_LUIt-qc?t=58 and he calls Iranians retarded animals
dukatos@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The mic is on the wrong side…
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone give this guy a refund
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Nuh uh,
MODS
MODS BAN THIS PERSON THEY OPPOSE MY
VERY CORRECT HEADSET.
AFTER THERE BANNED I CAN ROLL IN MY OWN FILTH! (satire)
Furbag@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Athene is and always will be a better WoW player than Asmongold.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Ingroup good. Outgroup bad
Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 months ago
Just self defense good.
Imperialist attack bad.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Asmond is a mouthpiece for the wealthy in disguise. He has the same reasoning skills as an evangelical.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Why his headphones erect?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
War make them feisty
Reygle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s almost like a dumbass mentally slow adult who plays video games for a living and lives in filth might not have educated opinions
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Idk when society started depending on twitch game streamers for political insight but it’s really been fucking with my head. Sorry bro, WoW raid experience doesn’t exactly translate to expert on international relations.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wait, you’re telling me I don’t get educated about International geo-political affairs by standing in the fire of a raid boss?
Then where did I get all my actual geo-political knowledge from? Reading? Education? Fuck off with that.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
There are actually a few twitch streamers that have political experience who stream about politics. They’ve run for office, or worked in D.C., so they have some interesting insights.
But that’s not Asmongold by a longshot.
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
Always has been listening to celebrities. So before you were born
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not to mention his wow raiding consisted of a lot of screaming at people for fucking up and IMO any success was despite him not because of him.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It’s a lot easier to amplify shitty opinions through stealthily promoting shut-ins that spread the right poison than to try and turn a journalist or a legitimate artist into a mouth piece. Peter Theil probably loves boosting characters like this with subs from bots.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They learned that cooperation is perfect…to coordinate and conquer those who are deemed weaker.
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
I wonder what the guy with the blood and cum wall thinks of the matter. -people apparently
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
Can’t hold that against him a good blood and cum wall really ties the room together.
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I… Uh don’t want to know, but at this point, pretty much have too, I’d also hope that googling “blood and cum wall” whatever you’re talking about would be the first result, but anyone want to save me a Google?
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You know he doesn’t live in filth since a long time alredy? He’s just meming that for shits and giggles…
socsa@piefed.social 2 months ago
Asmon isn’t going to fuck you bro