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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that forehead topples over in traffic, it will kill a family of four.
J92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a good thing he can’t go outside then.
CluckN@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When playing video games is too hard so you have to steam react content.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
when you’re mentally unfit to play videogames what else are you supposed to do?
he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
he’s just trying to build a community of other mentally unwell people so they can jerk each other off and suck the shit out of Trumps ass.
I’m remarkably jealous of my blind girlfriend right now.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My favorite reaction video is from Josh Strife Hayes doing a 90 minute reaction to his own 20 minute video m.youtube.com/watch?v=D5hJ9jhVlXY&t=3s&pp=2AEDkAI…
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now he can do a 500 minute reaction to that, and then a 2500 minute reaction to the reaction…
Perpetual content machine
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m so fucking sick of youtube recommending his garbage, I sped most of my time on breadtube so i don’t know how or why youtube decided I want to be reminded this waste of oxygen exists.
HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I have an idea why a major US corporation would absolutely love to shove a pro-Zionism and pro-fascism streamer down everyone’s throats.
Teppa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve noticed he does a shit ton of videos on everything. I’ve looked up recent events like the NDP race card thing that happened recently in Canada and he was one of the only sources.
antonim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No particular conspiracy theory needed - because it generates clicks and views, even if you dislike the content. This thread itself being an example.
reev@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can “don’t like this video” and then tell them you “don’t like this channel” on any video that gets recommended.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah that means nothing to youtube, I’ve done that every time that ass hat appears and without fail in a few weeks/months there will be another one.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If Google understood consent the problem wouldn’t be there in the first place.
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh is this an actual person and not just generic internet guy?
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a real person?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dont forget about the dead rat!
Beero@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can he not spare any YouTube money to hire a housekeeper to come once a week like wtf?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
For chromium based browsers, this extension allows you to block channels. It is also available for firefox. It just doesn’t block YouTube shorts. I blocked that guy a long time ago.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Use YouTube Unhook if through a browser. Blocks all recommendations. Also good to stop doomscrolling shorts. Definitely recommended if most of your intentional youtube use is one channel (breadtube is a channel, right?)
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Idk what I did, but I no longer get him somehow.
123@programming.dev 1 month ago
“Don’t reccommend channel” from the options next to the video.
renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
who?
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asmongold, the literal personification of a trash can. Don’t look him up, life’s better spent without knowing of his existence.
Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
People need to stop sharing his crap then, downvote these posts, all i hear about is how the guy is awful and stupid and for some reason people are like “let me share this awful stupid person others will like it” I dont get it, if he sucks then dont repost crap dont make memes of him, let the rest of us who never heard of him enjoy actual good posts instead of posts about some dogshit streamer
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But his streams are genuinely fun. He has huge audience for a reason…
ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A guy who incels like to watch because he is one. Hikikomori/LDR type who stays in his room filled with trash and roaches and streams. Incels and other rightwingers listen to his political opinions because… yeah idk.
Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I actually liked his content before his mom died and he turned crazy.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some idiot streamer
lepinkainen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A dude who once tried plain water and almost puked because it didn’t cover the vile taste of his rotting teeth.
Oh and he’s an actual millionaire who lives in a trash heap
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oscar the grouch but not humble or caring and instead of living in a classy dumpster, lives in a place so dirty a pig wouldnt step foot in.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asmongoloid
Jaimesmith@lemmy.world 1 month ago
War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The really funny bit is that Trump sent $200M in aid to Ukraine back in 2018 and that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Anyone saying Trump wasn’t enthusiastically sending NATO arms and armor to the Ukrainian battlefront is either deeply misinformed our outright lying. The big difference between Biden and Trump, wrt Ukraine, was that Trump loved to get big beautiful photo-ops with Putin where they were both smiling and shaking hands. Meanwhile, Biden preferred photo-ops where he was frowning and shaking his head.
mrbutterscotch@feddit.org 1 month ago
But look at the numbers in your second link. Biden gave Ukraine considerably more per year. With 60 Billion aid in 2024. In December 2024 a loan of 20 Billion was given. Since then no major aid bills have been passed.
Your link says the opposite of what you’re arguing.
And those 200 Million in 2018 are peanuts.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Assmoldgold
saturn57@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Asmondgold saw the average anti-conservative straw man post and went “goals.”
pyre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
didn’t need to draw him in a flattering way tbh
dasrael@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Stream of consciousness streamer + politics == hot shit… Asmongler was always fucked, but edgy attic dwelling yet mostly harmless and amusing to what he is now is quite a departure. It’s like he took up the place on twitch to counter our favourite prada clad champagne socialist Hasan. The modern need for sychophancy is psychotic.
meldrik@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
He should just stick to talking about WoW lol
lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
We have always been at war with Oceania
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminder that during the entirety of Biden’s 4 year term we saw job growth. Now we’ve seen 5 straight months of job loss under child rapist Donald Trump.
Thanks Biden.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yet another reason why I use Unhook to block my YouTube recommended altogether (on top of curbing down on scrolling).
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
From the great mind that didn’t vote but somehow has a lot to say about politics.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
lmao. asmon looking like he’s got a shitstain around his mouth.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My Asmongoon impression:
“Yeah, I mean yeah, no. I total agree with that, yeah, no. Yeah, I mean that just what it is, is it?. Yeah. No, Yeah. I mean… Yeah. What is this? I mean yeah, no.”
Repeat for 6 hours.
Dude has literally the vocabulary of a fucking Etch A Sketch.
tostos@lemmy.world 1 month ago
youtu.be/rIh_LUIt-qc?t=58 and he calls Iranians retarded animals
dukatos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The mic is on the wrong side…
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone give this guy a refund
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Nuh uh,
MODS
MODS BAN THIS PERSON THEY OPPOSE MY
VERY CORRECT HEADSET.
AFTER THERE BANNED I CAN ROLL IN MY OWN FILTH! (satire)
Furbag@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Athene is and always will be a better WoW player than Asmongold.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Ingroup good. Outgroup bad
Deceptichum@quokk.au 1 month ago
Just self defense good.
Imperialist attack bad.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Asmond is a mouthpiece for the wealthy in disguise. He has the same reasoning skills as an evangelical.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Why his headphones erect?
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
War make them feisty
Reygle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s almost like a dumbass mentally slow adult who plays video games for a living and lives in filth might not have educated opinions
CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Idk when society started depending on twitch game streamers for political insight but it’s really been fucking with my head. Sorry bro, WoW raid experience doesn’t exactly translate to expert on international relations.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait, you’re telling me I don’t get educated about International geo-political affairs by standing in the fire of a raid boss?
Then where did I get all my actual geo-political knowledge from? Reading? Education? Fuck off with that.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There are actually a few twitch streamers that have political experience who stream about politics. They’ve run for office, or worked in D.C., so they have some interesting insights.
But that’s not Asmongold by a longshot.
Gladaed@feddit.org 1 month ago
Always has been listening to celebrities. So before you were born
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not to mention his wow raiding consisted of a lot of screaming at people for fucking up and IMO any success was despite him not because of him.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
It’s a lot easier to amplify shitty opinions through stealthily promoting shut-ins that spread the right poison than to try and turn a journalist or a legitimate artist into a mouth piece. Peter Theil probably loves boosting characters like this with subs from bots.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They learned that cooperation is perfect…to coordinate and conquer those who are deemed weaker.
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
I wonder what the guy with the blood and cum wall thinks of the matter. -people apparently
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
Can’t hold that against him a good blood and cum wall really ties the room together.
MML@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I… Uh don’t want to know, but at this point, pretty much have too, I’d also hope that googling “blood and cum wall” whatever you’re talking about would be the first result, but anyone want to save me a Google?
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know he doesn’t live in filth since a long time alredy? He’s just meming that for shits and giggles…
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
Asmon isn’t going to fuck you bro