Jaimesmith

@Jaimesmith@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Trippy" Reality⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: you’re already hallucinating, your brain just calls it reality 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having to work during the apocalypse sucks⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Status: in progress while everything is literally on fire 💀 corporate survival instincts are undefeated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And no paper towels to use on the handle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, the final boss after washing your hands 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asmeinkampf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  War is bad, unless my favorite team is the one doing it. 🤡

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this on behalf of soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally answered the question humanity needed most 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Art of the Deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paying not to build something feels like the most expensive way to do nothing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Tits⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly doing a lot of heavy lifting here 💀