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CEO brains go brrrrr

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Reality_Suit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is what we did before unions, Elon. I mean, he’s not smart, just rich.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Before unions were a thing, if a workforce wanted a raise, it was traditional to say “hey boss, give us a raise, or we’ll burn your fucking factory down”

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      • Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And now that they’ve made unions all but illegal, we’ll eventually return to that trusted tradition.

        Either we settle things collectively and politely, or we settle things not so politely.

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      • Damionsipher@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Molotov cocktails remain a cheap and effective workforce bargaining tool. 2nd amendment silenced handguns just got added to that tool belt.

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    • Walican132@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      True Americans know this.

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    • Chocrates@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Eh I think it does us a disservice to call the rich idiots. Sure some are, but strips agency from them for the real damage they do.

      Elon is at least smart enough to turn his emerald slave money into billions.

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      • Infynis@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s not a sign of intelligence, it’s just that he had so much money, he could afford to fail a bunch of times, so he could get lucky every once in a while

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      • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        They’re dumb, not handicapped. An idiot is still culpable for the damage they do. We’re all just lucky they aren’t smart enough to effect their malice.

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  • shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Silverhand approves this message

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      • HerrVorragend@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wait, isn’t it Silverdick? Oh, wrong game. Nevermind

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about if the CEO just spent a quarter billion dollars to support fascist insurgency?

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    • Damionsipher@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based and heroic?

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    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      These bilionaires feel safe because americans don’t have guillotines. Go get some from your french friends and put them up in the squares in yout city/town

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      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Apparently Americans just need guns.

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  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s right. It’s heroic. 👑

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is this the same elon musk that’s been rapidly expanding his security detail? he seems awfully scared to me

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No CEO with a clean conscious needs to worry given the circumstances of the murder but I bet I could count them all in one hand.

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      • Shizrak@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’re right, and it’s spelled conscience.

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  • DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Water the tree of liberty with the blood of the tyrant

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    hmm… Notice that Musk didn’t say it’s wrong to kill a person. Only CEOs.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He only thinks it’s based when poor people die.

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  • MadBob@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I started writing a song about a year ago that started, “have you ever noticed how no one has assassinated Elon Musk?” I need to get off my arse (and write the song, I mean).

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    • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      RemindMe! 3 months

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    • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m right there with you homie. I’m working on getting meds rn

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  • Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not in YOUR social circle.

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  • DancingBear@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This psycho killer has already done more for health care than Biden.

    They will no longer limit anestesia during surgeries.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKti7QixnJI&pp=ygUNUHN5Y2hv…

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  • DankDingleberry@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    maybe not. but it is based to kill a person that used to be a merely CEO but now, due to a lack of empathy and grounding to the real world, has become a cincere threat to humanity

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please don’t associate Elon with “humans”.

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      • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Pretending like humans aren’t capable of the atrocities that Elon commits sets a dangerous precedent.

        Any human with too much money/power has the possibility to turn into a POS like Elon. He isn’t some special breed.

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      • DankDingleberry@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        fair enough

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  • Magister@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There’s like 1 billion firearms in the usa, how may CEOs?

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nobody said You need to stop at US CEOs.

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      • NielsBohron@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        getting firearms across international lines is a little trickier than shooting dumbfuck CEO’s, though.

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    • copd@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ~400million is the estimate. 1 billion is an etaggeration

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s this real? Like… Even for Elon this is pretty pathetic and disconnected.

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    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i’ve just been through his xitter, and i couldn’t find it

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it was so wine else who said this.

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  • eran_morad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Live in fear, cunt.

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  • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ceo’s aren’t people, they are the dragon that hoards wealth

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dragonphobia, smh

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  • RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Killing people is never right, but some of these rich bastards have dome so much to make themselves a target that I don’t feel bad for them anymore.

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    • madcaesar@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Killing people is never right

      What is this nonsense? Hitler? Stalin? Mao? Putin? Khan? There is a never ending list of people that should have been killed sooner.

      Those are just the obvious example. There are many more people that cause suffering and death of millions and they deserve to be removed from society.

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      • Wxnzxn@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Personally, I handle it like this: Killing people is never right, but it isn’t always the best decision to do “the right” thing. The right thing, morally, would have been, to collectively not create a system that has CEOs and billionaires. Just like, the ideal revolution would only depose and take the power from the ruling classes and would have no need for terror. But it’s usually impossible to follow a completely ideal situation.

        I think the distinction is important, mainly because the enjoyment of revenge for revenge’s sake and violence for violence’s sake is pretty real and can become very dangerous to the success of revolutionary action. So it is good to remind yourself of the ideal situation (no killing), as to curb any excesses if at all possible. It does not mean you cannot go against those ideals - in the end, ideals are trumped by material reality and its necessities.

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      • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you think killing for example Hitler would’ve changed anything? He just was some random guy who joined an already existing movement (and even without that movement ww2 was inevitable after the peace treaties of Versailles and Saint-Germain). They’d just have picked someone else to lead it

        Do you think killing Putin would change anything? He put complete loyalists everywhere, if he’s gone his political line will continue.

        These are systematical issues, you can’t fix them as long as a large majority of those who have power to change anything (in a democracy thankfully that’s everyone who’s eligible for voting) simply accept it.

        Side note: In the USA’s recent election ~32% voted for the Republicans and ~32% for the Democrats while over a third just didn’t care at all. That’s not how you get something to change in a democracy!

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      • RoyaltyInTraining@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, my comment was worded poorly. What I meant to say was that I hate the general idea of just killing everyone who stands in the way of societal progress. I don’t want that to become the default option.

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sometimes killing is the only way some people can receive their justified consequences.

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    • SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Killing people is never right…

      Uvalde P.D. checking in.

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  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wished the tweet was real, that would be one for the history books.

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Did he actually post that comment? Can I get a link to his tweet?

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    • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a rule of thumb, any tweet you see pushed to a shitposting community is gonna be fake

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I wasnt able to find it so either fake or deleted.

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  • R3D4CT3D@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i hope he’s next

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  • HowManyNimons@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Take it from Elon. He knows “based”.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Based is having twelve kids and spending Thanksgiving tonguing Trump’s taint at Mar A Lago

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Tongue punching the old neck box.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Greetings and salutations fellow children, I have come to impart a message from myself, your peer.

    (Except that has too many syllables for the real Elon)

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  • Blackmist@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Doesn’t even care about his own daughter, but one of the Greedy Gang gets murked and suddenly it’s morals time.

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    • spujb@lemmy.cafe ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      adding “it’s morals time” to my personal vocal soundboard ty

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Can I get a copy of that, I feel like I should set it as a text tone for a friend of mine, it’d make them laugh if they ever heard it

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  • mvirts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t forget, the CEO is always the fall guy for the owners

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    • zqps@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      CEOs are almost always part owners. A large part of their massive “compensation” for all the amazing value they add to the company is usually given in the form of stocks.

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    • BenLeMan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So fall he shall. Something something humble beginnings, auspicious prospects.

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  • Earflap@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too bad it isn’t a real tweet.

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  • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Societies are NEVER known for violently overthrowing elite classes or anything

    …

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image of a guy in an SS uniform being happy that a lifeform which was trying to defend it’s home from invasion is afraid.

    I don’t think that image is saying what you think it’s saying.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let them hate so long as they fear.

    Attributed to Caligula, but guess what ya rich bastards? It goes both ways, and we outnumber you. By a lot.

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  • DevCuber@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    is the tweet real, I couldn’t find it

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    • Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably not. All he does is retweet garbage with a “yes” or some emojis.

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