Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
Conservative values
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theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 months ago
In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.
You have my sword, it’s time for payback.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Stole the fucking RAINBOW!
Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?
timmy_dean_sausage@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why does this look like The Oatmeal?
zurchpet@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It is from his comic about the word ‘literally’.
katze@lemmy.4d2.org 2 months ago
Thank you for providing that link.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Was gonna say, I had the gay roller shirt in the aughts
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
The gays are coming for your /etc folder!
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What are you on about? That’s an entirely different directory.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Clearly their in /lib
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder
bilb@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I want your /srv/stash folder
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage or usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with…
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates who she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So do a lot of women.
xav@programming.dev 2 months ago
Who doesn’t ?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
or they are in sham marriages themselves.
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
omg they actually put etc
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Christian “values”, traditional “values”, “etc”
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can’t be aborted because that’s still murder and “gods will”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
specifically straight white, christian values, adding alitle conservatism in it.
Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 2 months ago
And some strands are worse than others, like the US strand of the religion
20cello@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Etc Lol
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The worst of all, “etc!”
Folstar@lemmus.org 2 months ago
I like that if you start at “Sanctity of marriage”, something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with “Etc”. What values.
“If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.” -Futurama
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see “marriage” instead read “a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments” and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.
Kewlio250@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The Oatmeal comic was still created as a reaction to an incredibly homophobic comment from an extreme right winger before he died.
So even though it’s an alteration, it’s still exactly how the comic was originally designed.
TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.
What good is all that studying if you can’t stick up for the allies too
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It’s just math.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
In order to even engage them with that fact you’d have to live in the same reality unfortunately
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 months ago
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’ll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!
Can I have a go on the gayroller next?
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s my turn, but you can sit on my lap.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is that an open invitation or do we have to take turns
architect@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
Etc
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don’t actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So like most values people claim to have?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
Furbag@pawb.social 2 months ago
Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not my cetera patch I planted so many als. We were going to et so good.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Lol christians don’t even follow christian values
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it’s not getting cheated on.
58008@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Etc. Pride march when??
sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The etc is really a “you know what i mean” here.
As in “this cartoon is preaching to the choir”. It doesn’t make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.
What a waste of even a little creativity.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Where’s that meme of the badly drawn guy biting his lip?
Zink@programming.dev 2 months ago
And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you’ve heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!
I’m an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It really whips the llama’s ass.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That’s the Christian people when the pastor reads from the bible they’ll complain he’s too woke and leftist.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol
rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
And what these right wingers always conveniently forget is that their religion only tells THEM what to do, it has no impact on anyone else.
All of these “values” can remain 100% unaffected within themselves, they just want the bigotry of forcibly imposing these “values” on others.
And that’s their problem - they’re screaming bloody murder because their ability to be tyrannical authoritarians is being taken away.
ddplf@szmer.info 2 months ago
The LEFT will NEVER take AWAY my DARN etc
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Just don’t tell them that there are almost no Christians in Israel.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Oh no, not Etc!
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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relativestranger@feddit.nl 2 months ago
oh, fk. now i know i’m gonna call it that sometime when talking to a client.
Senseless@feddit.org 2 months ago
This made me giggle. Thanks.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not my host specific configuration files!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Are those host specific configuration files in your root partition or are you just happy to see me?
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Etc got gayrolled
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude I am so opening a drag club just so I can pay people out of the gayroll department and they have Dick Fiasco to blame. They’d love that.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But some of my miscellaneous things are etc!