Yep favourite was when I was told queer people have declared war on God. Makes us sound metal as fuck.
Conservative values
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theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
In the name of my forefathers who were babtized against their will through force.
You have my sword, it’s time for payback.
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Stole the fucking RAINBOW!
Sounds like norse god shenanigans, if that’s not cool, what is?
timmy_dean_sausage@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The power bottoms really do a lot of the heavy lifting. I believe in you power bottoms! ❤️
Okokimup@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why does this look like The Oatmeal?
zurchpet@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
It is from his comic about the word ‘literally’.
katze@lemmy.4d2.org 2 weeks ago
Thank you for providing that link.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Because it is the Oatmeal and they just slapped text on the top to suggest otherwise
mattyroses@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Was gonna say, I had the gay roller shirt in the aughts
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
The gays are coming for your /etc folder!
ApertureUA@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Nooooo plz tell them to at least leave /var/www
Chais@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
What are you on about? That’s an entirely different directory.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Clearly their in /lib
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
nah theyre in my ~/Homework folder
bilb@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I want your /srv/stash folder
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love the ones who argue sanctity of marriage or usually on their 2nd marriage or ooze with infidelity.
2 right-wingers I used to work with…
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Person A cheated on his first wife with his now 2nd wife while she was married to his friend, and they had kids out of wedlock together
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Person B notoriously cheated on his first wife for years.
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Person B’s current wife got divorced once for infidelity, had a kid out of wedlock with a different guy, banged her already-married boss at work, conveniently got promoted to his position when he left, screwed around with at least 1 of her subordinates who she then started sleeping with person B.
But yeah, 2 dudes blowing each other is what ruined marriage…
Megacomboburrito@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Right-wingers: “Fidelity for my wife but not for me”
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And they love the idea of watching two women fucking
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So do a lot of women.
xav@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Who doesn’t ?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
or they are in sham marriages themselves.
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cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
omg they actually put etc
Folstar@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I like that if you start at “Sanctity of marriage”, something the radical right clearly does not actually value, and work counterclockwise the terms get increasingly vague and meaningless until they completely phone it in with “Etc”. What values.
“If robosexual marriage becomes legal, imagine the horrible things that will happen to our children, then imagine we said those things, since we couldn’t think of any. As a mother, those things worry me.” -Futurama
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So I like playing the cinnamon rolls game. Every time you see “marriage” instead read “a common law government contract that bestows rights and responsibilities and formalizes systems of inheritance and power of attorney in cases of incapacity, originally managed by churches because religions were the original governments” and the word sanctity loses all meaning by the end of a discussion with a homophobia
nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Christian “values”, traditional “values”, “etc”
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s short for ectopic pregnancies that are entirely unviable, and will kill the mother,but can’t be aborted because that’s still murder and “gods will”
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
specifically straight white, christian values, adding alitle conservatism in it.
Vinstaal0@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
And some strands are worse than others, like the US strand of the religion
20cello@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Etc Lol
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The worst of all, “etc!”
Rusty@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Is The Oatmeal (the creator of this comic) a right winger? Everything I know about him is saying otherwise.
Kewlio250@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
No, he publicly stated this was a alteration of his work www.facebook.com/share/1Dww8fX5ZM/
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Oatmeal comic was still created as a reaction to an incredibly homophobic comment from an extreme right winger before he died.
So even though it’s an alteration, it’s still exactly how the comic was originally designed.
TRBoom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Having never met the dude but as an expert on webcomics i can authoritatively say no they are not.
What good is all that studying if you can’t stick up for the allies too
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I would offer that conservatives have done more to destroy traditional values and the sanctity of marriage than the LGBT crowd.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Nah, three marriages == 3× the sanctity. It’s just math.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
In order to even engage them with that fact you’d have to live in the same reality unfortunately
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Let me translate: oppression, abuse, inequality, racism, misogyny, pedophilia.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
architect@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Etc
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’ll take my Etc from my cold dead hands!
Can I have a go on the gayroller next?
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s my turn, but you can sit on my lap.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is that an open invitation or do we have to take turns
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Oh no! Someone think of the Christian values that even Christians don’t actually adhere to and just weaponize when it is convenient for them!
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
So like most values people claim to have?
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a swing and a miss there, slugger
Furbag@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Oh no, not et cetera! That encompasses all the other things!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not my cetera patch I planted so many als. We were going to et so good.
AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lol christians don’t even follow christian values
Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Being honest, only thing I care about is the sanctity of marriage. Tho, for them is the gays not being able to marry for me it’s not getting cheated on.
58008@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Etc. Pride march when??
sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The etc is really a “you know what i mean” here.
As in “this cartoon is preaching to the choir”. It doesn’t make people think or do anything butnnod knowingly.
What a waste of even a little creativity.
TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Where’s that meme of the badly drawn guy biting his lip?
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
And yet, if you paint the steamroller a gaudy fake gold color and have it being driven by every conservative you’ve heard about in the last year, it gets way more true!
I’m an old straight white guy with a pretty normie-looking family, and I know damn well that almost every LGBT+ person out there shares more of my values and gives more of a shit about my marriage than the conservative grifters out there.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It really whips the llama’s ass.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Flower@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s the Christian people when the pastor reads from the bible they’ll complain he’s too woke and leftist.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
i got moderated on a discord channel i am in bc a jesus freak didnt like this meme lol
rekabis@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
And what these right wingers always conveniently forget is that their religion only tells THEM what to do, it has no impact on anyone else.
All of these “values” can remain 100% unaffected within themselves, they just want the bigotry of forcibly imposing these “values” on others.
And that’s their problem - they’re screaming bloody murder because their ability to be tyrannical authoritarians is being taken away.
ddplf@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
The LEFT will NEVER take AWAY my DARN etc
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Just don’t tell them that there are almost no Christians in Israel.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Oh no, not Etc!
X@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you for not overlooking etc! Our plight is and so forth and whatnot, but we won’t be silenced, and what have you!
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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relativestranger@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
oh, fk. now i know i’m gonna call it that sometime when talking to a client.
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
This made me giggle. Thanks.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not my host specific configuration files!!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Are those host specific configuration files in your root partition or are you just happy to see me?
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Etc got gayrolled
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dude I am so opening a drag club just so I can pay people out of the gayroll department and they have Dick Fiasco to blame. They’d love that.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But some of my miscellaneous things are etc!