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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    FYI they are very fucking small nowhere near as big as in this image. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fig_wasp

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    • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nature is so fucking WEEEEIRD

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      • denaggels@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Actually it’s not. This is 100% human fault. Fig trees and fig wasps from the same (natural) area do not have this problem. When (I believe California?) imported a ton of trees and wasps to cultivate giant fig farms, they just didn’t care that the wasps they got would die during pollination. It was a known issue, that just got ignored. Completely preventable.

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    • Prontomomo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you look at the detail in the ghosty wasp, it’s clear that it’s just an edited image of a wasp pasted onto a fig

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      • Jestzer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I wonder where they got that image from…

        The first result for a fig wasp in a search engine? Nah, that’d be too obvious!

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    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I went and looked that up on my own and I could’ve just clicked into the comments?!

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        When i came to the post there were no comments to quell my worries so i had to check and share what i found :D

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      nowhere as big as in this image

      Yeah when they’re alive, but everyone knows you grow larger when you become a ghost

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    • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes however it’s a ghost wasp. It can take whatever phantom size it damn well pleases

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    • wizzim@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is interesting. Regarding a sentence:

      Allow them to mature

      Does it mean the figs cannot mature without the wasp ? Does it mean that each ripe fig has been visited by a wasp ?

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      • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes exactly. They are both dependent on each other in that way.

        And to add on to that, figs are super important food trees in the tropics, because they are the only trees that produce fruits all year around. (Because they have to, otherwise the fig wasp population couldn’t sustain itself.) So many animal species are also dependent on the steady food source of fig trees (btw most look very different from the common fig tree, Ficus carica).

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, fruit with seeds is formed from a flower after pollination. It’s just that on the figs, the flower is apparently inside the unripe fruit.

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    • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not much of a life. Larvae can already be argued to be the main stage of life in many insects, as they get to chill around and munch on plants for ages, while adults have to fly somewhere, shag, lay eggs and croak. With these wasps, the adult male has it even more straightforward, and the female seems to not even get to enjoy the larval stage.

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    • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard told me they were big though

      kinggizzard.bandcamp.com/track/big-fig-wasp

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      • SilverFlame@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What a cool band, I was the orchestra manager on their first stop of their Phantom Island Tour. Their drummer is a force of nature

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  • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Most commercially and home grown produced figs are self-pollinating, only a few wild fig species require wasps to pollinate them. So most people will only ever see wasp-free figs.

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    • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh thank god.

      I know commercial farming is usually terrible, but this bit just seems like a win

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      • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mostly it’s commercial animal farming that is heinously immoral. The big problems with commercial crop farming is the change to landscape (and therefore ecosystem) and reduction of native species and diversity due to farming of one specific species. These can be mitigated (if humans cared), obviously the animal farming problems too, but the animal cruelty is way more evil, and harder to fix institutionally.

        I’m pretty sure about these things, but I am not an expert on these specific matters. Never trust some rando as a source. Always do your own research. And even then be careful…… we live in some weird ass times

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How can people not believe in basic evolution when we have created self-pollinating figs

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Though i once saw a bug crawl out of a ripe fig.

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      • wibble@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Better than finding half a bug in the fig after your first mouthful

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      • Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It was a hell of a surprise when I cut open a peach and the pit was smaller and softer than usual and it split in two in my hands and a little slightly drowsy looking winged ant crawled out of one of the halves and started walking around on the counter. Little guy must have had such a long journey. I don’t know how the hell they got INSIDE the pit.

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    • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think that’s true. Apparently even Aristotle has spoken about fig wasps (without really understanding what they are or do of course). And it seems like all fig trees are dependent on this kind of pollination.

      en.wikipedia.org/…/Reproductive_coevolution_in_Fi…

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      • ranzispa@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I used to have some fig trees, I’d always have to be careful around them as they’d be full of wasps.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why fig newtons taste like delicious hate

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I use them when I need to channel the ghosts of 1000 angry wasps.

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    • moody@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, that’s just the sugar. Someone decided figs weren’t sweet enough and that they should add sugar to them.

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    • HypnoticSheep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      hey I think you might be allergic to fig newtons

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ah btw, ground coffe literally has bugs in it.

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    • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everything we eat has allowable amounts of bugs, it’s everwhere.

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      • LorIps@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        High Protein Coffee

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When do the bugs enter the coffee, and does me grinding my own coffee change anything?

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      • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Its specifically cockroaches they are talking about and ground coffee. If you grind your own beans and don’t see any cockroaches or bugs, then your coffee is roach free.

        Humans get allergies to cockroaches really easy. Living in cockroach infested areas will eventually create allergies, people who handle cocraches get allergies, it’s not a question of if it’s a question of when.

        So if you have developed cockroach allergies you risk going into anaphylactic shock if you go anywhere where ground coffee is in the air like a gas station or coffee shop. If you aren’t griding your own beans, there is some roach in your bean soup.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I forgot some details, but there were articles about it years ago, can just google it. And as far as i remember, bean coffee (self-ground or automat) has way less bugs.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yum!

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can vegans eat figs?

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most vegans do. The general idea is to avoid exploiting animals, but the wasps are living out their natural life cycle.

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    • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Vegans eat other foods that use fertilizer. Fertilizers could contain meat or meat byproducts… So…

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      • username_1@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fertilizers could contain meat

        Can you provide an example? Sounds strange. Too expensive.

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      • BillyClark@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think I heard recently that one of the mushrooms that is popular as a vegan meat substitute lives off of some sort of living creature like insects or something.

        But realistically, it’s all the circle of life. Animal life is part of the circle. Probably all plants have consumed nutrients that came from an animal in some way.

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ethical vegans want to avoid suffering. If figs cause suffering is a philosophical question.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ffs they won’t eat honey, and that’s only because you’re stealing the fruits of the bees’ labor. I would assume the International Vegan Council outright bans figs with extreme prejudice.

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      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        they won’t eat honey, and that’s only because you’re stealing the fruits of the bees’ labor

        Not the only reason. For example, an infamous and common practice in the honey industry is to cut off the queen’s wings, ensuring the hive has no choice but to stay there and produce honey.

        I’ve never met a vegan who won’t eat figs; their relationship with fig wasps is symbiotic, and yes, excluding fruit on the basis that “eating the fruit of a pollinated plant is exploiting the pollinator” probably far oversteps the “practicable” part of veganism:

        Veganism is a philosophy and way of living which seeks to exclude—as far as is possible and practicable—all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose; and by extension, promotes the development and use of animal-free alternatives for the benefit of animals, humans and the environment. In dietary terms it denotes the practice of dispensing with all products derived wholly or partly from animals.

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      • mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is more in the “dead worms in the compost make their way into the vegetables we eat” wheelhouse than in the “lets steal these animals labor for their young, risking death and injury to the workers while doing so” wheelhouse

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    • Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not these figs.

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    • m0darn@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I had a friend that didn’t eat figs for this reason.

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      • reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah I have a coworker who avoids certain varieties (many varieties don’t include wasps in the normal lifecycle)

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      not if they have trypophobia

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    • flora_explora@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah sure I’ll eat figs. You don’t eat the fig wasps as they have been eaten by the fig already. If I knew there was a fig wasp still inside, I wouldn’t eat it though.

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    • mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah

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  • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    TIL figs aren’t vegan

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    • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m a vegan, although not super strict. But I knew some terror vegans who do not consider vigs vegan.

      The definition of “vegan” differs. Like, I don’t like products that had a nervous system. So technically I could eat oysters. But some vegans consider oranges not to be vegan because there might be an animal product in the pesticides used on oranges. Some claim they only use plant based products, but they get mad when I ask them about fungi, as their cell structure looks more like an animal cell than a plant cell.

      Being vegan means you buy products which fit your idea of being vegan.

      And sadly for some it means you need to be a fucking asshole to anyone you meet.

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      • flying_sheep@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Regarding your last paragraph: that’s unrelated. There are also lots of insufferably vocal meat eaters who feel personally attacked when someone else doesn’t religiously stuff themselves with meat every meal.

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      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But do they realize all atoms eventually cycle through the ecosystem?

        I’m sure all carbon atoms were part of animal at some point. I guess your fake vegans are just molecular vegans and not atomic vegans.

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      • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m just saying this specific fruit has a literal animal inside of it

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk isn’t that like saying all animal pollinated plants are not vegan?

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      • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well, this one’s got a literal animal inside of it… Is all I’m saying

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      • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m a level five vegan. I don’t eat anything that Casts a shadow

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    • mathemachristian@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are most fruit require insect pollination, as long there is no forced labor or murder it’s still vegan

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      • Manticore@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Depends on the vegan you’re talking to.

        Wild figs may be but as soon as you’re cultivating fig varieties that require the fig wasp, you are artificially increasing the wasp population specifically to perish, in order to sustain human horticulture. Much like honey or milk, the fact you don’t eat the animal’s flesh might still defy the spirit of ‘no animal exploitation’. Most pollinators do not explicitly perish as part of pollination; figs are one of the foods vegans may disagree on.

        The good news is that there are a small number of fig varieties that can be fertilised without the wasp (either by hand, or self-pollinating clones). In a lot of countries this is the variety that may be grown because importing wasps could be ecologically dangerous.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So vegans could eat unemployed animals that die of natural causes?

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      • Arachnidbrilliant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I agree with you, but this fruit has a literal animal inside of it

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    • jeffep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait until you find out what fossil fuels are made of

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mostly plant plancton.

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Mostly plants and plankton?

        Are zooplankton vegan?

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  • zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This post is informative, horrifying, and indeed very, very spoopy.

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  • 58008@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Would this render figs off limits for vegans and vegetarians? 🤔

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No wonder God hates figs

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  • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And the bitter pistachio nuts are bitter because you’re eating a dead worm that died inside the nut.

    Always, always, always double check the pistachio before you eat it. Learned it the hard way and have spread the word ever since. People’s reactions are always the same chock horror expression when they realize what the bitter pistachios really are.

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  • Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    BIG FIG WASP

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  • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Great. My stomach is now haunted by wasp ghosts.

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  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So that’s why god hates figs

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  • definitely_AI@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I thought for sure this was a joke.

    It isn’t.

    This happens.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The only way to get food that doesn’t contain bugs and rat shit is to grow it indoors, in virtually hermetically sealed rooms.

    Also, the more processed your food, the more material you don’t want it contains. Which is why I’m surprised that so many vegans are on the fake meat bandwagon. The fact that they eat so much processed food clearly shows the claim that they’re doing it for health is poorly thought out.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This actually explains the infamous Fig Newton Debacle of ‘92, which my extended family is still divided over.

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    False. Wasps don’t have souls.

    Hornets on the other hand… I’ll see you in hell.

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ew tryptophobia.

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Haha yes… Die trash.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dibs on wasp ghosts as my post hardcore band name!

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  • RevolverSly@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, figs are not vegan?

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