Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
prudish mom
Submitted 8 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Zoabrown@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
kungen@feddit.nu 1 hour ago
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
I humor everything, matter of survival of course. I don’t want to be a bad thing.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 hours ago
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 39 minutes ago
having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
RIP your inbox
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 hour ago
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
Soulphite@reddthat.com 7 hours ago
Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 48 minutes ago
Perhaps there is? I don’t claim to know sarah that well
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com 1 hour ago
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 hours ago
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
You can’t win them all
fartographer@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Charlie Sheen has entered the chat
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 hours ago
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Plot twist: She meant male cickens
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
axexrx@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Theres a local band where that goes by the name Coq au Vin.
Only some times, they put up signs that say ‘coco van’.
And rarely, they do a invite only, more raunchy, and generally drug friendly show (like i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer last time) under the name ‘cock oven’
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
…i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…
@axexrx@lemmy.world be like:
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
she’s a screamer.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Can’t please everyone
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
What about perfectly average cocks?
plyth@feddit.org 2 hours ago
A very rich cock would be perfect.
tetris11@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
In then immortal words of Super Hans:
Would you like a parrot?
Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatooblimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
That’s not even correct…
Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?
Err… No
It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo
tetris11@feddit.uk 4 hours ago
Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.
I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Totally happened
JelleWho@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 41 minutes ago
i also had a pause at no. like a big one. valley girl style
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it
tetris11@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
Scranulum@feddit.nu 6 hours ago
I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
Prude. Who doesn’t love big fat cocks in their mouth?
Don’t say children, we know that.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
darvocet@infosec.pub 6 hours ago
Soggy?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
No, full of moose hair and elephant semen. What the hell kind of cereal are you eating?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Damned if you do…
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
But, what did your dad think?
(I’ll see myself out)
istdaslol@feddit.org 8 hours ago
With that pfp I would also doubt their answer
alaphic@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
On a scale of 1-yes, how alone are you?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 6 hours ago
Yes. Feel free to to go to the bathroom at the back of the place (surely you aren’t going to be using that to scope out the place).
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 7 hours ago
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 hours ago
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
okmko@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet
Err, meeting your pleasure
Err, acquainting our meet
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizza my whole family wants to give to you.