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Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
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Submitted 2 months ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
A big fat cock that the girl was born with is still lesbian.
iommu@piefed.world 2 months ago
Speaking as a trans woman, a big fat cock on a trans woman is a rare sight. Estrogen done us dirty like that 😭
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Perhaps there is? I don’t claim to know sarah that well
davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Never domed anyone?
JDPoZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now… which is fine… because I am entertained by your posts.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Is Violet8 the evolution of Mickey7 ?
some_random_nick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Most likely since Mickey7 pivoted. Someone had to fill the niche
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Nah, she just has an NSFW humor type of sense of entertainment.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I humor everything, matter of survival of course. I don’t want to be a bad thing.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 months ago
Maybe she’s mad at you for girldick erasure
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can’t win them all
fartographer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Charlie Sheen has entered the chat
Zoabrown@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao
ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RIP your inbox
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 2 months ago
I’m getting old reddit vibes, back before it turned to shit
Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
having known a lot of sex workers and lesbians we need, societally, to engage with that some people enjoy giving blowjobs and that this doesn’t invalidate their sexual preference to be with women
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
How YOU doin?
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can’t please everyone
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not with that attitude you can’t
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What about perfectly average cocks?
plyth@feddit.org 2 months ago
A very rich cock would be perfect.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Rich in flavor?
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Plot twist: She meant male cickens
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
…i was up on stage doing coke off the keyboard mid song with the now topless singer…
@axexrx@lemmy.world be like:
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
she’s a screamer.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
That’s cause mom is a lesbian.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
In then immortal words of Super Hans:
Would you like a parrot?
Ah that’s right, you’d probably like a Cockatooblimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
That’s not even correct…
Oi Mrs C, answer me this - Have you ever had a parrot?
Err… No
It’s just you look like you’d enjoy a cockatoo
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Yeah. But I was in charge of the quotes, Tom. I drew a line, you crossed that line.
I’m going to have to have a think about you. I don’t think you can be trusted in a combat situation.
JelleWho@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Did you had a pause between “way” and “I”? I presume not since there is no comma “no way, I like”
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
when you wrote this comment did you think the original op was going to see it
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Walls have ears. It’ll propogate through the grapevine, and her cheeks will be red they will. And covered in jizz.
Scranulum@feddit.nu 2 months ago
I do not give lemmy permission to use my photos or my personal data
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
i also had a pause at no. like a big one. valley girl style
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I bet she’s got legs like a bowl of cereal
darvocet@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Soggy?
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
No, full of moose hair and elephant semen. What the hell kind of cereal are you eating?
WingsofLove03@retrolemmy.com 2 months ago
I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet
Allero@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Essentially if you’re bi and find a partner of another gender, you don’t even have to do the explaining
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damned if you do damned if you don’t
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Damned if you do…
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But, what did your dad think?
(I’ll see myself out)
istdaslol@feddit.org 2 months ago
With that pfp I would also doubt their answer
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
On a scale of 1-yes, how alone are you?
WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Yes. Feel free to to go to the bathroom at the back of the place (surely you aren’t going to be using that to scope out the place).
alaphic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, because - as everyone clearly knows - one’s propensity to enjoy sucking cock can be determined directly from their profile picture on any given social media site.
Brilliant.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sarah Beattie was a fun part of Weird Twitter back in the day. I gather she has kind of disappeared from social media since.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Totally happened
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Prude. Who doesn’t love big fat cocks in their mouth?
Don’t say children, we know that.
funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Careful you don’t cut yourself on that edge
selokichtli@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It doesn’t have to be that you love them in your mouth, just saying.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I hear this a lot from young women, “there’s just no pleasing my mother”. I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just need to apply some cunning linguistics.
myszka@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
What’s interesting, “-lingus” in cunnilingus and “lingua” are actually connected. “Lingua” used to be “dingua” but then mixed with the verb “lingo” (I lick) because, well, tongues do lick.
Also both dingua and lingo are cognates to English toungue and lick.
Anyway sorry for being boring!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 months ago
If you get down there and really work that clam anyone can please their mother.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t sleep on nipple play.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was an awkward youth and accidentally said something like this to my friends mother. I kept trying to correct myself and the phrasing just kept getting worse.
by the end of it she was deep crimson and my friend was begging me to stop.
she always treated me…differently after that.
okmko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hi Mrs. Smith, I’m pleased to your meet
Err, I meant, your pleased to my meet
Err, meeting your pleasure
Err, acquainting our meet
Look, Mrs. Smith, I just came over to deliver the sausage pizza my whole family wants to give to you.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
this is like that time I told my brother in law “Don’t worry, I’m not doing anything to your sister your dad wouldn’t approve of”.
This is when we were trying for a baby