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What life hack helped you this year?

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You’re not a true beer connisuer unless you wake up positively shaking with excitement about having your next beer.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Maybe in mediveal times when it was still mostly carbs?

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ahhhh, that’s where I went wrong, I was drinking 8 bourbons.

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If that’s not enough

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    • kamen@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      “Almost”

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    • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My kind of intoxication… (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

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  • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When I need to eat but don’t want to put in any effort: half a cup of rice, half a cup of lentils, two cups stock (I use veggie stock, but you can use chicken, beef, etc.) Season with whatever you have in your spice drawer that looks good. Bring the water to a boil then lower the heat to low and let it simmer covered for 20-ish minutes. It’s bland but filling, lentils provide protein, it’s ready in less time than it would take to get delivery, and you don’t have to watch it. Rice and lentils will keep in your cabinet forever. You can get stock paste or boullion that keeps a long time too.

    You can still have two beers, but now you’re not drinking on an empty stomach.

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    • Hybris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I put rice and lentils in a rice cooker, then eat with peanuts and aioli. Add microwaved frozen soy beans / corn if I’m feeling fancy. 5 minutes preparation, 20 minutes of wait.

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    • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Your “no effort” meal, sounds like a lot of effort to me.

      My low effort meal is “open packet, put ready meal in oven or microwave”

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      • BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is low effort and cheap and relatively healthy compared to those microwave dinners though, a big bag of rice and lentils doesn’t cost much and is shelf stable for a year easily

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      • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        This is literally the same amount of effort.

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      • kurwa@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Put the rice and lentils in a packet. You could also make this in a microwave. A rice cooker would work too.

        This is easier than mac and cheese from a box.

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    • volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can I suggest putting some frozen kale or spinach in it as well? For extra veggies and taste. We basically cook that every week and I love it. Granted, I put a tad more effort into it (stir fry onion and garlic and tomato paste before I add rice, lentils, greens and broth) but it’s basically the same.

      Also try adding soy sauce, smoked paprika, and liquid smoke. Just a drop but it does wonders. Yeast flakes are also great.

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    • KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      As a depressed person myself this my a big part of my diet.

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  • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am 35. I will absolutely regret this.

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    • stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Yeah early 30s here… I’d probably wake up having to pee around 3am and then toss and turn until I need to wake up because of the glutamate rebound lol.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should’ve stayed 22 😕

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Fuck, why didn’t I try that

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      • CleoCommunist@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Damn, shouldnt have downloaded the latest update

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    • Master@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Im in my 40s. Two beers is not enough for regret… But regret is normally the reason for two beers.

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    • portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At 50 you regret reading the words “2 beers”

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The only acceptable substitution is 30-40 olives

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hold my beer, going back for more olive.

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    youtu.be/KUPSTQSGb50

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    400-600 calories. Decent nutrition and plenty of hydration. Dinner if champions.

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  • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I drink two beers in the morning, I drink two beers at night, I drink two beers in the afternoon, and then I feel alright!

    I drink two beers in times of peace, and two in times of war; I drink two beers before I drink two beers, and then I drink two more!

    My friends say I have a drinking problem. A drinking problem! What drinking problem? I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Came here to say this, but in my heart I knew it had already been said.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A 40 ounce to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good, even though I feel bad

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People stop at 2?

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Start at 2

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In this economy

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    • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You should never finish the second drink!

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  • Botzo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Drei bier ist auch ein schnitzel und dann hast du nichts getrunken.

    Three beers are also a schnitzel and then you drank nothing.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A banana and a big handful of peanuts is a meal.

    Add a porter or a stout and it’s a 3 course dinner.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bananenweizen if you’re efficient

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  • InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They are called “glazen bokes” here, glass sandwiches.

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  • Buffy@libretechni.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I’ve tried this one before.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A trick as old as sumer

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  • fprawn@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This works for lunch, too.

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    • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good old liquid lunch is how I lost 15lbs for my wedding!

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As long as they’re not very bitter, 2 isn’t too bad. Bitter ales like IPAs give me a headache

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    • portnull@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You may have a sensitivity or allergy to hops. Bitter beers are made with more hops and that might explain your reaction.

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  • diykeyboards@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Three hams will surely fill him.

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    • troglodytis@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ham on, ham eater!

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I cast acceleratum ulceratia!

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  • Beebabe@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mine is rice cakes and seltzer. Fall asleep before hungry comes back.

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  • y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    instructions unclear. am on roof of local diner and cops are yelling at me now.

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