“I’m old” vs “I MOLD”
I like the latter more.
Anon browses ancient memes
Submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/98b2f375-30d9-4e3e-b4b2-db08f043ac07.jpeg
Comments
MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 month ago
Cadeillac@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I didn’t realize it was supposed to be “I’m old” until your comment
kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Same here - and i like “i mold” a lot.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Actually it’s iMold, and electronic jello mold with a touchscreen developed by apple
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i thought it was L mold, as in the way memes what have gone through a lot of “right click save” cycles have the jpeg artifacts described as mold, and that it was somehow lame
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I knew it was “I’m old” just because I remsmber the old Fucki Mold joke…
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
As a nearly full time internet user since dialup, the web has changed a lot. Dynamic updates to websites is one of the nice things that’s changed. You no longer need to mash F5 to keep up to date on anything. Wifi is way better, though for a while there it wasn’t really a “thing”.
The people have changed for sure. Originally it was a lot of techies and nerds, either by circumstance or due to the efforts needed to make the internet operate. Most people online had similar hobbies and interests, so most people online were similar, and their interests varied only a little on specific things.
Ads were basically a joke. Everyone had a website, usually on Geocities or something. You’d spend hours painstakingly putting together your website, then when you went to other people’s websites, you’d skim over it and never look at it again.
No bots existed, if someone was talking to you, then you probably knew them somehow, or you were on a public forum/IRC. No YouTube, no Netflix, but mp3 file sharing was happening even before Napster.
There wasn’t a lot to do at first, but after you found a few websites you liked, whether Slashdot or fark, 4chan or something else, you were hooked. People were brutally mean, especially for sites like hotornot. No social media or social networks, no corporations, just people mostly. Most sites selling stuff were scams. Early eBay was a trip.
This all morphed into a more congealed mass when social media became a thing and “high-speed internet” was more readily available. WiFi g ERA, back when it was always referred to by the standard, 802.11g. only laptops for a while then the iPhone dropped and it’s been a steady downhill after that.
Now the internet is huge, everyone and their fridge is on social media. Ads are everywhere and worse than ever. Almost everything is trying to funnel you into one of a handful of categories that you don’t fit into to sell you something. A few gems still exist, like the Foss community and stuff like Lemmy.
IDK, the old web sucked in some ways, but was awesome in other ways. Now there’s just too much to keep up on, and unless you spend every waking moment consuming content, it’s basically impossible to do. Some people have staked their entire career on basically aggregating memes and popular stuff, to give an overview to those who don’t have the time to do it themselves.
Media streaming is pretty good, though, media companies keep trying to make it into the next cable TV bundle package, and keep raising the prices and enforcing rules that were not possible 20 years ago, and that sucks.
I’m don’t think that this is better. It’s certainly different, but not better. The way things are going well cause the internet to become a wasteland of AI bots and advertisements all run my corpos because everyone else will be unemployed and unable to find work because their job has been replaced by some AI or other technology that doesn’t cost the corp as much as humans do. I’m sure minimum wage and salaries will be corrected to match inflation right after the majority of the workforce is laid off to be replaced with whatever technology does their job for them, which will create an elite class of super rich (moreso than they already are) who own the company either through shares or by being in an upper management kind of position, and a “middle” class of the people hired to maintain and fix the technology… There will be no lower class, just a massive pool of unemployed people, unable to work because all the jobs have gone to, what is essentially, bots.
My prediction is that when that happens, it will maintain a steady state until the vast majority is living on unemployment benefits, at which point the unemployment system will collapse because the money will run out for it, and either we’ll go into a massive depression, which will set us back 50 years or more, or the entire system will collapse and either we will die off from all the pollution and destruction to the planet, or we’ll have to move to something that’s not capitalism to survive. I’m rooting for a star trek like economy, where your status is determined by reputation, and money no longer exists. Unlikely, but I still want it.
No idea when things will start to shift, but IMO, Amazon (the company) will make the first major move, since they burnout their workers so quickly (specifically in the warehouse and item delivery segment) that they’re already seeing the effects of running out of people willing to work in their warehouses in some areas, and as a consequence of them being unwilling to pay appropriately for the work, and/or afford the workers enough latitude to handle the work without burning out, by either hiring more people to reduce the workload, or give people… IDK, breaks to use the bathroom… They will very likely turn to robots to do the work instead. Once they get to that point, it’s all downhill as other companies will follow suit.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The people have changed for sure. Originally it was a lot of techies and nerds, either by circumstance or due to the efforts needed to make the internet operate
I agree, you had a lot of tech folks. But I think this undersells how many tech-proficient artists you had. Lots of people who knew just enough to get a website off the ground (or just knew who to ask for the answers) and then spent the balance of their time doing music or webcomics or long form prose.
I think the thing that’s strangling the web now more than every isn’t even “AI” or “bots” or “evil foreigners” so much as “sales and marketing people”. They’re fucking everywhere. Filling up my inbox. Spamming my invites list in every form of social media. Blowing up my phone. Grabbing every spare inch of screen space on every commercialized website.
If AI really was just a tool for artists and developers, I am convinced it would be an enjoyable addition to the Internet ecosystem. If the only bots were written by Slashdot and Stack Exchange forum flunkies, we’d have a plethora of useful little scripts and automated tools.
But because everything has to be marketing, and the shit that’s being marketed has to be as high margin as possible in order to capitalize on economies of scale, we are in an endless blizzard of shit I would never want and certainly never asked for.
Just a maelstrom of trash bombarding everyone who isn’t in a cubby hole like Lemmy.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
There were plenty of bots, especially on IRC.
The difference is, those bots were useful. They’d send you MP3s, or Warez, or respond to prompts, or just hold down your channel in your absence. Until it got K-lined.
Those bots were good folk. They don’t speak until spoken to.
Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
There were also bots in games which ruined things for the real players… and chat bots that tried to get you to download/install software which was actually a virus. Oh and tons of viruses back then, nothing like today.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the iPhone dropped and it’s been a steady downhill after that.
Mobile, always on Internet was a game changer.
We are still in a phase of evolution where being networked is not essential, but I expect that to disappear in a generation or two.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
you dont miss old roblox, you miss having fun , a Roblox YouTuber
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
This.
Veteran internet people sometimes go on about everything was smaller, different, blah blah blah, but I do always smell some sort of a nostalgia bias in their coments. Sure, there was some things that are better compared to now, but this is normal! Every decade has its ups and downs, and while not everything is perfect, you can’t forget the improvements that happened since then.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I can’t believe thanks to the internet undergoing enshittification I’m actually nostalgic for a time when it was casually racist, because that’s somehow better then this “Watching the words that we say, big brother corponet is listening.” bullshit
DillyDaily@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Somehow the bigotry of the old not-for-profit internet felt less harmful than the current model where corporatations fund bots to fuck everyone in the mental health for a grab at our empty wallets.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Back then the bigotry were mostly jokes than actual serious unironic targeting which you see festering nowadays.
Curiousfur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The Internet didn’t so much get less racist as it simply got sanitized because they realized that they weren’t extracting maximum dollar from non-white users. The hate simply got pushed further down into the dank miserable depths to fester while the rest of us get to pretend that racism isn’t still a massive problem because black people are a marketing demographic now…
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Fun thing is that because of that, you could theoretically live you entire Internet life without ever encountering racism. Only theoretically though, because racism still happens everywhere casually.
mlg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve always said the best type of media on the internet is almost no moderation because that means anyone can post anything.
People who post stupid or nonsensical things would just get ignored anyway, there’s no need for a mod tram to dictate what can and cannot be posted online. They should only exist to remove spam or brigading.
The wild west internet was great at this, we got some of the coolest communities and memes from all over the world.
Right around MySpace falling off, Facebook started agregiously taking over the majority of social media. Lots of forum sites are now dead or empty.
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I wish we could use the dragon balls to revive forums.
Trollception@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
That sounds like paranoia sir.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 month ago
We live in an internet.
Goun@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Anyone has one of those lists? Can we move these memes to peertube or something?
LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The ancient legendary YT meme that Anon has as his profile pic is Leek Spin by Xyliex, created 18 years ago! I think it also popularized the Levan Polka as a meme song staple long before it’s revival with Bilal the street drummer/cat vibing video.
And luckily it’s already on archive.org so we’ve got one down!
algorithmae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch! I was there when it was written.
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
It’s the Ievan Polkka, “Ieva’s polka” where Ieva is a Finnish/Baltic variation of the name Eva.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Profile pic, good one.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can hear that!
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
4chan doesn’t have profile pictures. That’s the image anon posted
abfarid@startrek.website 1 month ago
Kinda sad that it’s almost never mentioned that this is just a scene with Inoue Orihime from Bleach.
P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 weeks ago
This didn;t aged so well…
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvTxv46ano
AYBABTU is Lord!
seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Bassboost and deepfrying is already outdateand old memes by now
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 month ago
There is still lots of creative content but because of the sheer amount of people using the internet good content is drowned out by low effort engagement bait.
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
I feel the same about the early (home) internet (years 1994-1999). Adverts if they even existed on a page were just a few lame gifs on a page. IRC and usenet were the "social media" of the time, except no-one called it that. Almost everyone online was as much of a geek as you (except AOL users), because the hoops to get online were significant enough to keep most normal people away. Businesses were convinced it was a fad, so didn't get too involved.
It was basically universities, students and a handful of modem owners that could get a TCP/IP stack to work and write a login script (ppp was quite rare in the beginning).
Rose-tinted glasses? Maybe, but there's a lot not to like about the modern internet.
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Bill pay. Maps. WIkipedia. Every Song Ever. Every Movie Ever.
There is a lot to like about the contemporary internet. Perhaps people are less grateful now.
Muffi@programming.dev 1 month ago
“every re-run ever” - except when streaming platforms decide to delete stuff forever arbitrarily, because they give zero shits about preservation.
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
Well. I think it might be worth checking again what I wrote. I was quite clear in that I said there's a not lot to like, not that there's nothing to like. If I didn't get anything from the modern internet, I'd not be here posting these comments.
I'd like to pull you up on the point about free e-books. Project Gutenburg was in its second decade by the time most home users got online. So that's hardly a contemporary internet exclusive, it's almost as old as the internet itself. Also, communication about weird hobbies is certainly not unique to the contemporary internet. We just did it on open services not controlled by corporate entities. Corporates that only run the service in order to sell your data.
As for a few of the things I don't like? Well. Ads everywhere (including those containing malware), constant hacking attempts for anyone running a server (ssh/sip/www very commonly hit with some protocols getting 100+ hits per second), AI crawlers scooping up the whole internet without any care about how they impact transit fees or user experience, licensed purchases (streaming services, games, etc that can be taken away at a moments notice with zero recourse for the user), terrible user agreements for EVERYTHING especially regarding privacy with no way to reject since ALL companies offering similar services have the same damned agreements, subscriptions on everything everywhere and increasingly so, having to click to reject cookies everywhere and knowing they're still building a profile about me whether I like it or not just in order to throw more adverts my way.
ikidd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stop, you’re making me cry.
I set up one of the first Echomail nodes in my country and was pretty active in the days the internet started. It was such a community effort, and seeing people start to grab hold and use it was a complete rush. To see what it turned into is utterly heartbreaking, but I guess it was predictable.
I see everyone talk about how we need to drive Linux adoption, and I get scared as fuck about what that would mean to Linux in 20 years. I don’t want to see that community vaporize the same way.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I think there’ll always be weird nerds getting excited about niche things. It’s exhausting to have to keep finding new spaces, but to some extent, I think that’s our lot in life: we’re like lyme-grass growing in sand dunes — pioneer species that grow where other things can’t (or won’t), putting down roots so other things can grow.
Unfortunately, the pioneer grasses can’t survive indefinitely in the communities they build; their existence acts as a windbreak and encourages more sand to settle, causing the sand dune to form quicker than they can grow, eventually being smothered by the dunes they helped established. They have to find somewhere else to grow, somewhere new — the sand dune of tomorrow. That’s why, when there’s a series of sand dunes at a beach, you see a sort of progression, moving from more established sand dunes to younger ones as you get closer to the shore.
Maybe in 20 years, Linux will be unrecognisable to us, and maybe that space will no longer be home to nerds like us. But we’ll always find something new to be excited about; the community won’t be vaporised, it’ll just be rejigged a bunch, as we discover new areas to put down roots. That is sad, but I think the alternative would be sadder, in a way. I don’t mean if Linux doesn’t become widely adopted, but if people stop trying to push for that — at the core of this movement/community is a bunch of people saying “hey, look at this really cool thing I care about”.
It’s easy to blame the Marram grasses for crowding out the early pioneers, but we do this to ourselves, by building tools for others to use, and working on outreach. In a way, that’s how we survive, because our community relies on people who are excited about building something new in an unexplored problem space; more gatekeepy communities may maintain their “ideological purity” for longer, but they inevitably die out.
It sucks to feel crowded out by the masses, but there’ll always be new spaces for people like us, because we’re good at building and tinkering. After all, look at where we are right now. Lemmy isn’t especially radical or new, but the atmosphere here is incredibly different to Reddit. I’m way more likely to find thought provoking discussions like this thread, for example, and to care enough to write comments like this.
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
I loved the old BBS community. I used to run an Amiga based BBS (also on Fidonet, I would say my node number, but it can still be looked up today, and we used real names so...). One day I had a drive failure and lost pretty much everything. No problem, said another Amiga BBS operator in my city. Bring your new HDD over and we'll copy over my downloads folder.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Dude in that era accessing the internet was incredibly easy.
Most big ISPs had floppies or CDs you could take (for free!) that included their software (for Windows, at least) that pretty much did everything.
After Windows 95 came out, with Dial-up Networking right out of the box, the ISP software was no longer needed. There were instructional documents, and if you could follow directions, you could get online pretty easily.
People don’t know how to follow basic directions though. I don’t know if that’s a recent phenomenon or not. I’m nearing 40 (and rather cynical), but still feel I’m too young to really remember what it was like in the before-times.
What got hard was trying to get your modem working in Linux. Especially if you were unfortunate enough to have bought a Winmodem.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I do wish we could do that again…separate the infrastructure from the provider, have a municipal fiber provider and a free-market for Internet services over the fiber.
What is absolutely hilarious about this is that most European countries have this as well as a lot of other countries. It’s just the US that is overrun by corporate owned broadband.
r00ty@kbin.life 1 month ago
AOL did, and the others that were easy (compuserve etc) provided their own limited interface to a curated Internet.
Most providers (at least here in the UK) that provided actual tcpip did so using slip and a login screen. Which generally needed a script to login and then chain on slip to connect it to the local stack.
It wasn't until 1998 or 1999 there was widespread use of ppp and the windows 98 dial up networking could get you straight in. Then in the UK we had services like freeserve which provided simple ways to connect.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bruh if you lived in a rural area you might have not got dial-up until the mid 2000s
PugJesus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I feel like there’s some amount of nostalgia filter here.
Goodie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People comparing the hits of yesteryear to the norms or even lows of today is a thing.
macrocarpa@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Back in the day, nostalgia was better
kerrypacker@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah the first time I saw Leeroy Jenkins and some of the Habbo pool stuff I was genuinely laughing my ass off. Nothing gets me that high anymore.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
People thought the old memes were good?
People liked deep fried memes?
Whaaat?
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus Christ how young are you that deep fried memes are “old”??
LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jessi Slaughter and many others.
morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
There’s plenty of new good stuff on youtube still. Just a lot more junk as well
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s not the realization of the years that have passed that makes you old. It’s the belief that the things that you loved when you were younger are somehow better than what exists now that makes you old.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t pretend that enshittifiation isn’t real.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s real it’s just not exclusive to the internet. Anything capitalism touches becomes in enshittified eventually.
booly@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Enshittification of services is real, but the linked greentext complains about something cultural: that internet humor isn’t as funny as it was in 2011.
Which I’d say is a matter of taste, and probably wrong. There are still new greentexts being written that make me laugh. Plenty of tweets/toots/other microblog posts still make me laugh out loud. There are video memes that are pretty funny, and that format wasn’t really feasible until Vine in 2012, and more recently has been made more accessible through simpler editing apps for splicing videos.
For mainstream culture, there’s still great standup comedy out there, good TV comedies, podcasts, etc.
Yes, I love the old stuff. But I like the new stuff, too.
cadekat@pawb.social 1 month ago
Being old means you have the knowledge of what was. Whether you look at the past objectively or with rose-tinted glasses is irrelevant.
sturlabragason@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We can make it anew! I feel like Activitypub and federation has given us the tools to revive the old internet, made by our own hands.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The internet is now just a bunch of segregated echo chambers.
Valmond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m working on a decentralised sharing protocol, so that anyone can have their own website, I just have to find some people interested in testing it out 😊
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know that flash animation alone was a HUGE part of the old internet. At least there is an archive for some of them called “flashpoint”.
generic_computers@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Flashpoint is awesome. Makes me feel old to go back and watch old flash (and even shockwave) animations!
Voltage@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
my knees hurt
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Luckily for it’s just my right big toe knuckle.
sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Great now I have leekspin/levan polka stuck in my head. Thanks OP
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Let’s see if it works the other way around too:
What do you see when I say:
‘You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby’
huginn@feddit.it 1 month ago
Controversial opinion: the Internet didn’t die, you just got left behind.
Gotta keep up. The edge of culture is always moving and trying to stay put is a guarantee that you’ll miss out.
The community of memes is more varied and nuanced than leekspin ever was. There’s more lowbrow comedy sure but there’s more of all types of content.
If you only see shit you hate online it’s your fault. Go find places you enjoy (for me that’s lemmy, as an example) and teach your algorithm to stop showing you rage bait by not falling for it.
Tiktok has plenty of problems but if you teach the algorithm that the only reason you’re there is absurdism and the bizarre: you’ll end up with an absurd and bizarre feed.
Sakychu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Influncer didn’t exist yet? I think young mind OP just didn’t understand that he was market to lol
Donkter@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, if used to be people made a comfortable living and if they had the time, shit posted on YouTube. Now to have time to make YT content you have to try to make a profit from it.
Yuki@kutsuya.dev 1 month ago
I miss the 2000s…
Zementid@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Anyone remembers Z0R or P0WN ??? That was ART, killed by the discontinuation of Flash. I archived all of this and in 40 years I’m doing a Gallery in the Metaverse.
schema@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Most of my old playlists are missing a ton of videos that have been taken down over the years. Worst of all you can’t even look up what those videos were called to search them somewhere else.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How did deep fried memes become a thing? We really will jump on any bandwagon, won’t we?
Magnolia_@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Now I dont feel too well.
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Umm annon that was not the wild web. The wild web was in the 90’s and early 00’s. That was truly the wild web.
Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Nah I think they’re more or less right. I’d maybe pull it back 3 or 4 years, but not as far as 2004.
What killed off the old wild web was the popularity of centralised platforms. Facebook (open since 2006, really started taking off more around 2008/9), YouTube (first video 2005, really takes off from 2007/8), and Reddit (self posts first allowed in 2008), and other things like that which were admittedly great for allowing more people to share their creations with the world, but we’re disastrous for the open web, because they killed off independent blogs, forums, and other smaller websites.
canihasaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
MySpace was huge before Facebook, and it killed off a lot of blogs. Late 90s and early 2000s were truly the wild web IMO. I had a geocities page with its own forum before MySpace made me abandon it due to inactivity.
mwproductions@lemmy.world 1 month ago
So it sounds like the Internet died in 2008.
rabber@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I remember watching saddam hussein hanging video when i was 12, good times
50MYT@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Ah the good old “korn_music_vide.wmv” that immediately cuts to someone in an orange jump suit on their knees.
Korn really getting intense with the new music videos
VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ya, I remember the first time I went on rotten and my young mind was not prepared for it. Honestly I miss the good old days when the most shocking thing was lemonparty and tubgirl.
Zementid@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Googling CD Keys, Torrents and Cracks was easy back then. DC++ was the way to go and Limewire was not yet Infested with CP and Viruses. There was a sweet spot but only for 2 years. After that, the golden age of Piracy with the File-Hosters came and Reddit wasn’t shit.
If I have to pinpoint the timeframe: When 4Chan got really racist.
Zagorath@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Oh man, we had DC++ semi-officially endorsed by the inter-college IT department at my university in 2013/14. It was fantastic, especially since in my first year we only got 5 GB of data per month (with a large number of unmetered sites, including anything from Google), so without the unmetered file intranet it’d have been really hard to manage. Unfortunately as they increased the data caps it killed the popularity of DC++, which ended up getting killed off not long after I left.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Too many beheadings in the wild web. But yeah, those years were really the wild web.