I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.
Bet y'all are very familiar with this
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
1 like = 1 prayer
1 share = 3 prayers
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
1 prayer = 3 shares
3 prayers = 10 likes
comrade19@lemmy.world 11 months ago
or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >
lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I FARTED ---------->
saltesc@lemmy.world 11 months ago
And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Can’t always have a good shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
I’m talking about this genre post in general
shalafi@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.
psmgx@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also Grindr handle
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also the name of his first porno!
callouscomic@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Post if you want, but you’ll be digging yourself a hole.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
meathorse@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Mate, ease up!
Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you’ll have a more pleasant experience
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Like music to my ear!
MTK@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case
VonReposti@feddit.dk 11 months ago
Really? I think it’s pretty normal sized.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think it looks pretty small
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Sanctus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.
bahbah23@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact
constantokra@lemmy.one 11 months ago
Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Plant… a sign…?
I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Do you not plant your feet?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Discount door breach, or post hammer.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Door breachers aren’t hollow.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.
Obligatory ‘whoosh’
bruhduh@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s one cool looking bong
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh neat Bong makes post holers now
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 months ago
GROND GROND GROND GROND
sinkingship@mander.xyz 11 months ago
I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.
So according to comments it’s a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?
DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.
sinkingship@mander.xyz 11 months ago
Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman an whack the shit out of other things.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wouldn’t it be easier to just rent an auger?
Hugin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
For hard soil you use a different tool. It’s similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.
When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname “Redneck Lockpick”.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’ve used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn’t know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Damn, you shouldn’t be fisting it!
kikutwo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Fleshlight Metallica edition
Machinist@lemmy.world 11 months ago
bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what’s important.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 11 months ago
grond
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I use them for helping to set up stages for PCSL and hit-factor matches.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
I know what it is but I don’t get the joke on the title.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Is it a joke about _post_ing?
Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
🫦
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Looks like my fuck tube.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it’s for digging post holes? LOL
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Just in case you’re serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Huh TIL. I’ve put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.
weker01@feddit.de 11 months ago
Fence posts
lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 11 months ago
sirico@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Giant toothpick holder
FanciestPants@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know, but does it run Linux?
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 11 months ago
Is this for hammering down fence posts?
Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Yes, it’s a T-post driver.
solidgrue@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Misinfo!
That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO
joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No, it’s my fleshlight.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
No-knock warrants
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment