I hate magic internet point farming like this. It’s so obnoxious.
Bet y'all are very familiar with this
Submitted 2 years ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
1 like = 1 prayer
1 share = 3 prayers
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
1 prayer = 3 shares
3 prayers = 10 likes
comrade19@lemmy.world 2 years ago
or the top comment saying THE AGREE BUTTON - - - - >
lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
I FARTED ---------->
saltesc@lemmy.world 2 years ago
And the Steam reviews saying to like the ASCII cat or some other dumb shit.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Can’t always have a good shitpost in the barrel. Sometimes you stick your hand in the shit barrel and find shit of questionable consistency.
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Oh I see how that reads now. That was not a dig at you. I was just saying I hate those types of posts. Seeing as we are on shit post I just kind of assumed you were throwing it out there in all of it obnoxious glory
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
What’s the opposite of a solid shitpost? Diarrheapost?
TORFdot0@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Lemmy doesn’t track your cumulative karma as far as I can tell. So it’s not really farming since you don’t even get a badge that says you have a big pp for it
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
I’m talking about this genre post in general
shalafi@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a pole pounder, which, coincidentally, is my nickname.
psmgx@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also Grindr handle
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Also the name of his first porno!
callouscomic@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Post if you want, but you’ll be digging yourself a hole.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
shink
shink-TONK
meathorse@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Mate, ease up!
Add some lube and loosen your death grip and you’ll have a more pleasant experience
Xeroxchasechase@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Like music to my ear!
MTK@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damn, that is a huge fleshlight case
VonReposti@feddit.dk 2 years ago
Really? I think it’s pretty normal sized.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I think it looks pretty small
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.
Agrivar@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 years ago
My fucking back tensed just looking at this shit. Never helping plant signs again. Though it was cool the signs were made to use one of those instead of just stabbing it in the ground like those weak ass wire frame ones.
bahbah23@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Loosen your grip right before it hits, not enough that you lose control but enough that you’re not going to take much of the impact. It might take an extra hit or two, but it also might mean that you can push it down a little bit harder as well knowing that you don’t have to absorb the impact
constantokra@lemmy.one 2 years ago
Shove a hunk of 2x4 down to the bottom too. Changes an irritating noise to a satisfying thunk.
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Plant… a sign…?
I think I’m going to advertise my next fence project as all natural “planted” fencing.
bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 years ago
Do you not plant your feet?
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Yeah, if you add some organic matter you have a might billboard in a few years
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Discount door breach, or post hammer.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Door breachers aren’t hollow.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 years ago
They are, if you’re trying to cut costs. Hence my use of the word ‘discount’.
Obligatory ‘whoosh’
bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s one cool looking bong
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh neat Bong makes post holers now
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 years ago
GROND GROND GROND GROND
sinkingship@mander.xyz 2 years ago
I actually thought this was a police tool for breaking in doors.
So according to comments it’s a post driver. So far I dug holes and put my poles in. This tool seems practical for soft soil, but what do you do when living somewhere with rocky soil or with dry clay soil?
DasAlbatross@lemmy.world 2 years ago
We have dry clay soil. You put on hearing protection and whack the shit out of the t-post with this bad boy.
sinkingship@mander.xyz 2 years ago
Ah thanks! So you use thin metal posts. I still use self cut wood like a caveman an whack the shit out of other things.
Etterra@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wouldn’t it be easier to just rent an auger?
Hugin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
For hard soil you use a different tool. It’s similar to how you have saws for wood and saws for metal.
When you fill the tube with cement it gets the nickname “Redneck Lockpick”.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fill it with concrete and it might do in a pinch
JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I’ve used one to put those skinny metal posts in that have wings on the bottom part to make it hard to rip them back out. A post hole digger is usually used for large wooden posts.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I should have been familiar with it, but the one time I put up a fence, I didn’t know that such a thing existed, so I used a big mallet and a lot of hard work.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wonderful flashbacks to the skin peeling off my hands after several hours of this.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Damn, you shouldn’t be fisting it!
kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fleshlight Metallica edition
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s a whoompty whoomp. I’ve used it a lot since that’s how we set up poles for Aussie Rules football in the US.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Once I was pounding a stake and got the alignment off. Post driver came down on my forehead and knocked me down. Hurt a bit but I finished the fence, which is what’s important.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 2 years ago
grond
HelixDab2@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I use them for helping to set up stages for PCSL and hit-factor matches.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
I know what it is but I don’t get the joke on the title.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Is it a joke about _post_ing?
Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)
FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wow, I would be ripped as hell if I used that fleshlight!
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
🫦
WhyFlip@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Looks like my fuck tube.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That’s what the cops use when they are too impatient waiting for you to open your door. Where do people get the idea it’s for digging post holes? LOL
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Just in case you’re serious, this is in fact a tool for driving metal fence posts like round posts for a chain link fence or t posts for a garden/cattle fence. You slide it over the post and drive it down to hammer in the post. Way easier and safer than using a sledge.
Hikermick@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Huh TIL. I’ve put up many posts, used post hole diggers and augers of various kinds. Never saw anything like this. The soil where I live has lots of clay, this device looks futile
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I once got too vigorous with one of these and dropped it on my head.
bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 years ago
One of my teammates bent over to get leverage and whacked her forehead on the up stroke.
weker01@feddit.de 2 years ago
Fence posts
lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 2 years ago
sirico@feddit.uk 2 years ago
Giant toothpick holder
FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know, but does it run Linux?
CorrodedCranium@leminal.space 2 years ago
Is this for hammering down fence posts?
Karcinogen@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Yes, it’s a T-post driver.
solidgrue@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Misinfo!
That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 years ago
nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO
joyjoy@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No, it’s my fleshlight.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No-knock warrants
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment