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halal paintball

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨tunarcaleyla@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.

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    • ShankShill@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Marbles

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      • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.

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      • BoosBeau@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Damn, you play for keeps

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      • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Painball.

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      • cloudskater@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Blend kale and almond milk.

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A touch of nutritional yeast does wonders

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Most vegans are to weak to play.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        to weak

        A joke so cheap it can’t even afford the second ‘o’.

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      • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They can’t even climb mount everest!!1!

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    • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Agar maybe, or alginate

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    • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Soy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.

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  • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was just medieval food safety to not eat pork in hot countries. They really need to update their software.

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    • Hapankaali@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The origin of Abrahamic dietary laws is not certain. There is no obvious benefit in terms of hygiene, also not in ancient times (they long predate “medieval” times). Keep in mind that poultry carries a significant risk of salmonella poisoning.

      It has been suggested that the origin might have simply been that pigs are viewed as unclean due to their own diet including carrion. Another speculated reason is that rulers might have wanted to promote poultry due to it being a more economical way of raising livestock.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i have a specific unusual food allergy. I always presumed abraham or ishmael or jacob or moses or one of them mythical folk had a food allergy against pigs and said “you know what, if i started a religion about not eating pigs maybe i wouldn’t get the runs every time i went out to eat”

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      • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There was also the result of drawing a sharp line between the in-group and everyone else. If we have strict dietary laws but the people on the other side of the hill don’t share them, then it follows that they’re unspeakable barbarians, and that we should not trade or cooperate with them, let alone intermarry, and indeed, it’s acceptable to kill them and take their stuff, as surely such a barbarous people would do the same to us.

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      • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Maybe they just thought pigs are too cute to eat.

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      • deHaga@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought it was due to the parasites, worms?, that pork gets in hot arid countries which is why both the Jews and Muslims don’t eat it

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      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Could also just be an exaggerated case of “ew, poor people food”, since pigs will eat damn near anything.

        I guess chickens are similar and take up less space though (plus, eggs). And are arguably easier to transport and defend (a rooster can fuck you up)

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      • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I am thinking of a Dollop episode that discussed pigs in early New York City. They were the trash clean up before there were people dedicated to the job. They were allowed to just run free and scrounge whatever offal they could find. It could have been less that pigs were unclean, rather pigs kept things clean. If people ate all the pigs, there would be corpses and fecal matter lying around for extended periods of time which would cause disease.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        isnt mostly pork tapeworm they worry about.

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Salmonella can be obtained just by touching chickens it doesn’t require eating them. Trichinella is obtained by eating pork, raccoons, foxes, etc

        Conjecture: it may have simply been people were not cooking their pork well enough.

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      • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Poultry eats carrion as well. Matter of fact, I’d wager pigs are more hygenic than poultry.

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    • Raptor_007@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah. Religion is well-known for its acceptance of logic 😆

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    • Bullerfar@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s religion, not science. Unfortunately, logic isn’t a requirement.

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  • 5oap10116@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hindu paintballers be like

    Image

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    • NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah wait, can we not make paintballs with…no animal parts?

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty sure it’s jist the shell the paint is in that uses animal parts, and glycerine can be made from plants too. 🤷‍♂️

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      • ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m guessing the shell is made from gelatin or something? Which is made from animal bones. I can’t think of what else would be made from animal.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, that’s kinda buried in the lead.

        “Hey, just FYI, all your paintballs have pork fat in them” would be a more startling revelation.

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    • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Literally 1857

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone needs to explain to me why there’s ANY animal product in a paintball in the first place.

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    • new_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Paintballs are made of gelatin. Gelatin is often just collagen and collagen is basically connective tissue.

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      • kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fun fact! This is why E Ink displays use pig products!

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      • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I only did paintball once, and that place didn’t use gelatin balls, I think they were made of a thin bioplastic film (corn stuff) filled with ink

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      • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        TIL

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hope you aren’t a gummy bear fan, cause I have news for you

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You know they’re not really made of bears, right?

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pectin FTW

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  • responsible_sith@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you don’t need them to be hallal if you just don’t get hit.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Presumably they need to be able to touch their own balls?

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      • petersr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t we all?

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All the more motivation!!

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    • kilgore_trout@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You need to load them too.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Paintbalals

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Baymax from Big Hero 6 doing “balalala”

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One man’s religious stupidity is another man’s business opportunity.

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  • mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You die.

    You ascend to the pearly gates. Saint Peter stands there, or the Islamic equivalent, whatever, holding a book with your record. He flips through it.

    “Let’s see. Beat his wife and kids, no problem. Stole massive amounts of money, okay. Generally racist, shouldn’t be an issue. Killed a man in cold blood. It was a Jew, so no great loss. Wait. You used pork paintballs? Are you fucking kidding me?”

    A hole opens beneath you. You fall straight to hell.

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    • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “I can forgive the wifebeating, the drunkenness, the rape, but the pork paintballs‽ To the deepest pits with you! Insha’Allah, motherfucker!”

      /j, obviously

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Within islam” is doing a lot if work here that should be elaborated upon.

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    • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pretty sure halal and Haram are terms used within Islam. Care to elaborate?

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A lor of sects in Christianity also forbid pork too so I think they are talking about that?

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      • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It doesn’t offer any insight into how common these beliefs are or how strict these are adhered to, even comparatively within different sub beliefs.

        Within christianity there’s a certain amount of christians that believe specifically in space angels. Obviously halal is more common “within islam” but it seems a little weasely

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  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme

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  • fubarx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are they also required to be… green?

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Green is the color of Islam because it is the religion of peas.

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      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At first I thought pun is saying piss instead of peace and I thought we were in reddit for a second lmao.

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