Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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• GargleBlaster@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  You called?

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Chain shot but it has to be fired from a double barrel cannon

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    He considered the test firings a success! Can’t help but feel happy for him.

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨24⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This looks like a success to me. Just imagine this: replace the thicket with the enemy army, you fire one shot and the rest of the army retreats.

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  • AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    From the descriptions of the aftermath, I can see where the mangler squigs got their inspiration from.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I only have experience in video games, and in the vast majority of them the chainshot is the most OP shot type you can use.

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  • Kraiden@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I was gonna pick bar shot for similar reasons. I feel like the flexible chain would allow for too much loss of energy. Pure guess though, IANA 18th century naval warfare expert

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    • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Not with that attitude, you won't be. :)

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I gotta go with round shot.

  it really says “fuck you and your boat, I don’t even want to steal it from you”

  Carcass is cool too I guess. But it’s no 6” hole punched through the hull. 

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• asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Canister shot.

  I thought of something else when I saw the grape shot.

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• TriflingToad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  bar shot, because it also implies the existence of giants with piercings

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I’m just imagining giantess pierced nipples

    My day has markedly improved. I be in my bunk

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I came here for the drink damnit. I want something that does this

  Its effects are similar to “having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I didn’t know they had Pepsi when these were used…

  youtu.be/fZJNsDagK2g

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• Atlusb@lemmy.world ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Don’t forget Hot Shot (heated shot).

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  No minié ball? GTFO

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  • Davel23@fedia.io ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Pretty sure they never made Minié balls for cannons.

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• TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  What exactly is "pilk"´?

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Pepsi and milk

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Please, I love all my children.

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