Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Yummy yummy, in my tummy
Submitted 2 weeks ago by nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to [deleted]
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j4yc33@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Only in America does this look edible.
Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
pirc_lover@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Breedable 😩
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
BanMe@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, cows are furrier and brown.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
We feed out cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.
dejpivo@lemmings.world 2 weeks ago
What makes this a “transistor” battery?
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
The inventor of vaseline ate a spoonful every day. He promoted it as wonder goo, fit for everything and anything. NGL it is pretty great, on the outside. Well, and a fistful of inches deep as well but no farther.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does that work with humans this is not a medical question this is a personal experience question
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
To be clear this is not just straight petroleum jelly it’s formatted for cats, but the tube days 98% petroleum jelly with maple flavor
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Well, the inventor of Vasoline thought so
Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it every day
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Petroleum jelly would work, but it’s not intended for consumption. If you do want petroleum products intended for consumption that will do exactly the same thing, get some mineral oil
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Look man. If you’re constipated, just get some burritos with extra beans!
SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
marcos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I dunno if it’s some kind of addictive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
axexrx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Might have been some other compound, cause straight bearing grease for cars/trucks/heavy equipment/etc doesn’t smell pleasant at all.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think you mean delicious
SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Try smelling used diff or transmission oil…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
different strokes and all that. I’ve never thought that.
then again I worked in a factory that used shortening as a mould release for years. that shit stinks and gets scummy after a few months. Imagine what it smells like after a few decades.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That sounds horrible, I guess it’s more healthy than bearing grease though.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
we might need an active, possibly non-ml version of !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Greece as well. It kind of did look tasty.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Canned humans are very not vegan 💢
titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Good thing I’m not vegan.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months… Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit…
JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Forbidden Gummygoo
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Aneb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Are you kidding me? These look like strawberry cum!
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Guaranteed to cure your constipation
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Emmm… red dye 40
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mine is turqouise, I wonder what flavor is that.
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Blueberry lemon
Killer57@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is like saying that antifreeze shouldn’t taste/smell sweet.
siha@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Are you saying we shouldn’t put cotton candy inside our walls either?!
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Okay maybe human shouldn’t make candys look like this.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cherry pie filling. Which is mostly artificial cherry flavor like used in cough syrup, water, sugar, and corn starch. So… you probably shouldn’t eat either one.
DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I thought of those POM Wonderful bottles. Seriously!
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Have you ever seen an unhappy tractor? Because it didn’t get enough of this.
ikidd@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tractors are born looking for a novel and expensive way to die.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t mean they can’t be happy.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nothing feels better than a fresh tube of lube.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Me, every time I see Fabuloso.
Sputnik34@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s fucked up that people think that this looks edible to begin with
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Looks like McDonald’s is finally trying to make their strawberry pies healthy.
guy@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I can testify, twice, that liquid green apple soap does not taste as good as it smells
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
El Chamoy! El Chamoooooooy…!
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Forbidden Cherry Icing
M137@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Icing? That’d be filling.