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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Iapar@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Making this your profile picture takes guts.

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    • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or just one big one

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      he’s proud of that belly

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      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.

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    • rollerbang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂

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  • Hikuro93@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.

    Anyways, how far along, truck chief?

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    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That bitch hated patriotism.

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      • mosiacmango@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck.

        His profile pic is a flag.

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      probably because she didn’t fit

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  • conditional_soup@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt

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    • medgremlin@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)

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      • P1k1e@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross

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    • LoveSausage@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a former yachtbuilder om worried over allowed cargo on that boat

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  • abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.

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    • wheelie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.

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      • twice_hatch@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ten thousand crunches every morning

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      • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Kingpin body

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    • spirinolas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have to respect the confidence.

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    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolute unit

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  • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    clearly he’s completely over her

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Amateur

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Lol!

        Bring it!

        I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?

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    • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick

      (Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.

        I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.

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    • MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.

      Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Coca cola original recipe for the masses!

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    • sowitzer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Shit, I am judging them…

        Thanks for making me figure out for myself.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You weren’t as committed.

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.

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  • madgepickles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month

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    • tauren@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OUT OF JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…

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      • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        and they let straight people adopt children, yikes

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    • HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault

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    • Tuxman@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats

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      • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Who will be able to afford ubereats?

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks.

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      • Wilco@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.

        You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.

        We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.

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  • TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Frig off, Debrah!”

    Image

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now that’s confidence

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    • melisdrawing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.

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    • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s actually guts

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He may have some liver fat

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He has the liver of ten thousand beers

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    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He could be into inflation play.

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      • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play

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  • Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!

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    • HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

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      • lars@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?

        WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Proud of what, getting divorced?

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    • czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s my prince!

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You hear that ladies? He is single.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He already said he was a trucker.

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  • pewpew@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He is the truck

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Add Friend

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like trucking

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    • letsgo@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykXfo50MDxs

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts

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  • missandry351@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there

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  • Kurtagag@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It should say, I drive truck

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  • FourWaveforms@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this guy kicks ass

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lark Carson

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Lark Clarson*

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