I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
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I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
That bitch hated patriotism.
Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck.
His profile pic is a flag.
probably because she didn’t fit
As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines…I feel your pain. (literally)
As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes…gross
As a former yachtbuilder om worried over allowed cargo on that boat
I can’t help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
Ten thousand crunches every morning
A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
Kingpin body
I have to respect the confidence.
Absolute unit
clearly he’s completely over her
Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
It’s also indicative of extreme liver damage
I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn’t look anything even close to homie
Amateur
Lol!
Bring it!
I’ve been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
(Can’t find it dubbed… sorry 😅 youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
I didn’t know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don’t need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you’re going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you’re exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we’ve adopted just isn’t healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
But that picture is real. And I’ll say it “this specific person deserves to be judged!”
Shit, I am judging them…
Thanks for making me figure out for myself.
Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don’t judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
You weren’t as committed.
Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let’s call it socialism.
well, he’s gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
OUT OF JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX…
and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
It’ll still somehow be Biden’s fault
He’ll keep on truckin’…… for UberEats
hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
Who will be able to afford ubereats?
and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks.
The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem … coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
You could also play a 70 mph hour version of “Red Light/Green Light” when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it’s LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers … but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.
Now that’s confidence
Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.
That’s actually guts
He may have some liver fat
He has the liver of ten thousand beers
He could be into inflation play.
Don’t kinkshame them for self-foie-gras-play
Oh frig’ off Randy bo bandy!
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
WHATCHU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FER?
WHAT? YOU LOOKIN AT MY GUT FUR??
Proud of what, getting divorced?
If you gotta ask, you don’t have Clark’s confidence.
There’s my prince!
You hear that ladies? He is single.
He needs an 18wheeler to haul all that gut.
He already said he was a trucker.
He is the truck
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Reminds me of www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts
With a belly this big I’m sure has some health issues going on there
It should say, I drive truck
this guy kicks ass
Iapar@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Making this your profile picture takes guts.
tektite@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Or just one big one
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
he’s proud of that belly
slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 weeks ago
I genuinely don’t understand how people live like that.
rollerbang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well yeah… Guts are the majority of the photo 😂