Anon learns about nuts

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• RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now make him freak out again by telling him peanuts aren’t nuts.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ground beans.

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, you can eat them whole too. ;)

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    • beebarfbadger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hummus?

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    • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      yeah so basically they’re coffee without the water

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s nuts…… I will see myself out now.

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  • Subverb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does he know about cashews?

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  • summerof69@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Alright that’s enough shock for one day.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain’t Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

  Nobody around here grew them (that I know of), and I never went anywhere that grew them where I would see them.

  I assumed they were like any legume, growing above ground like peas or green beans.

  But noooooo, they’re ground nuts. Which I thought was a different plant entirely.

  Out of all my damn family on both sides, visiting (and working on) various farms, nobody grew the damn things.

  So, yeah.

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  • EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m all for introducing the saying “I’m not Joe Rogan stupid, but…” into the wider world.

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  • ThoGot@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In plenty of languages peanuts are also called ‘ground nuts’ or ‘earth nuts’

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    • Vlyn@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ouch, I had to think about what it’s in my motherlanguage and it’s actually earth nuts (Erdnüsse in German).

      If you had asked me how they grow it would have been a 50/50 if I got it wrong.

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The english Wikipedia article mentions that it’s sometimes called groundnut in english too.

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    relevant xkcd:

    xckd

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    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does this mean it’s valid to make fun of those who don’t know obvious things if they’re 30 or older?

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    • SuperTulle@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll never not upvote xkcd

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yea, hate him or not, he immediately researched his incorrectness. This is not something we should make fun of. Education is how we solve ignorance, even if the topic is nuts.

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    • androogee@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah I’ve watched him so for a claim to be checked, his checker came back saying that it was a true claim when it was total bullshit.

      Dude gets zero credit for half assed at best fact checking.

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    • orphiebaby@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I hate you, have my upvote.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Seeing how cashews grow is the one that fucked me up.

    Explains why they cost so much.

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What in tarnation

      Image

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The fruit looks delicious too.

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Joe Rogan’s not stupid, he just had chronic traumatic encephalopathy from some injuries in his early twenties. Also he is an asshole.

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, being as generous as possible, he says things a stupid person would say, with a high frequency. If that’s due to tbi, I feel sorry for him, but he’s still saying a lot of stupid stuff.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I live in SW Ontario which used to be prime tobacco territory as in teenagers used to work tobacco fields in the 90’s when I was in HS. Both peanuts and tobacco love a loose sandy soil.

    Point being, no one is expected to know how something grows unless they have some knowledge that makes them intimate or they’re a fucking nerd. Lol

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    • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      cries in nerd-dom with ignorance

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  • dumbass@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I just found out via this green text.

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  • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly I think the only reason I kinda realized was because we distinguish peanuts from tree nuts - nuts that do grow on trees. The implication thus that peanuts grow at least not in trees.

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Okay, this may paint me in a bad light, but I was fucking 40 before I learned peanuts grew underground. I ain’t Joe Rogan stupid, but dang.

    I think that’s why dudes are magnetized to Joe. Interesting trivia that at no point does the average person need to think about are brought up and it’s fascinating.

    Unfortunately, Joe also mixes in conspiracy BS. His extreme lack of critical thinking (or thinking with cherry picked data to fit a particular narrative), is why his fans are constantly belittled by people looking in.

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  • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No one’s criticizing Rogan for not knowing everything. The punchline is how he reacts to new knowledge and how he builds a false narrative to explain it

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• reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Kroxx@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thank god, the exact thing I hoped to find. You rock!

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• FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  To be fair to the dude, I didn’t know this either until a teacher taught by teaching us about peanuts. How many of us know much about most of the things we eat?

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  • Syd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What do you eat that you don’t know about? Barring a lot of newer preservatives food is pretty straightforward.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s one of those “you don’t know what you don’t know” things. I apparently make a lot of assumptions about the things I eat. Some examples of things I was surprised about:

      • coffee beans aren’t beans, they’re closer to cherries
      • how pineapples grow
      • avocados are apparently berries
      • what adult asparagus look like

      And so on. I’m sure there are a ton more, and I’m always excited to find something that really surprises me.

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    • FilterItOut@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Name 5 berries without looking up the definition of a berry, or the comic about it that gets posted every so often.

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• Infynis@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How did we do an entire module on George Washington Carver in first grade, and they never told me peanuts grow in the ground like potatoes

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• Gobbel2000@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Natürlich! Wo sollen Erdnüsse sonst herkommen, wenn nicht aus der Erde?

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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Natürlich! Wo sollen Erdnüsse sonst herkommen, wenn nicht aus der Erde?

    Sie wachsen in der Scheiße.

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  • gentooer@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Grondboontjies groei in die grond?!

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    • thomasloven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Klart att jordnötter växer i jorden! Duh!

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Think Rogan would fuck a chimpanzee?

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  • No1@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well, a key question is ‘Do you think a chimpanzee would let Joe Rogan fuck them?’

    Because if not, it’s not consensual and that opens up some serious questions.

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good luck trying to fuck a chimpanzee without consent. Those are strong as hell.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The question is irrelevant because Joe would prefer to wrestle the chimp into submission first. This reminds me of that time he interviewed a chimp.

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  • daltotron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think he kinda does every time he jerks the ween, no?

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  • njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would or has?

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• CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  TIL peanuts don’t grow from a tree lol

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  • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Peanuts, like coconuts, are not nuts.

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    • bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Coconut is a stone fruit apparently and peanuts are legumes.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yup, my dad is allergic to nuts (hazelnuts, brazil nuts, and walnuts), but has no issues with peanuts. They’re legumes, not nuts.

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• K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is fucking spot on. The heavy breathing part had me wheezing

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  • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s fucking gloriously precise. Amazing how some people can convey speech with writing so well.

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• RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I grew fennel last year. Have been eating fennel for years and thought we were eating the root part (the white part) and that the green part was the above ground part. No. There is a root underground but the whole fennel sits on top of the soil looking like it will tip over any minute. The white and green parts.

  I know good, have worked at groceries, in restaurants, health food stores, I cook. But gardening has taught me new things, and I’m over 50.

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• Sanctus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Joe Rogan should have stayed this way.

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean he’s still a moron. Now he’s just better paid.

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the testosterone treatments. Bet you 20 years from now they’re learn it fucks your brain up.

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    • Gbagginsthe3rd@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I have a feeling it’s the regular DMT

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s my opinion too, tbh.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  OMG…why i can hear this picture clearly
  What the hell is wrong with me…

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Whereas rogan is a giant chimpanzee

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  • The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thought he was 5 foot 6?

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok a kinda bigger than normal chimpanzee

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• Infinitus@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Koala brain(don’t mind me, I’m just a business, doing busines)

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• Hikermick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ever give peanuts to a squirrel? They’ll bury them in the ground

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I took it and I threw buried it in the ground!

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s not your dad.

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• ryannathans@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  No shit though they aren’t nuts so they don’t grow like nuts

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• Scrof@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  In this house peanuts grow on trees!

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