Not 5000. Over a million.
GOAT
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EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
He’s mentioned in the files more than God is mentioned in the Bible.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He would take that as a compliment somehow and brag about it if you told him a statistic like that.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.
(I’ll walk myself out)
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
You’re not kidding
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Well it’s not 0%.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s wild that, among other things, the sitting president of the United States fucked children.
This is conservative reality. If that isn’t enough to get you to the polls to vote in whatever manner is most likely to end that reality, then you don’t deserve to live in a democracy.
Kaligalis@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What if the voters are child molesters too. Maybe they all just like to fuck children. Then they obviously wouldn’t vote against that.
When you stop excluding a set of possibilities just because they would be horrible, US politics start making sense.brownsugga@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well there ARE a large number of conservative men that have been convicted of such crimes
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Projection all the way.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s also liberal reality.
See Epstein and his friends, liberals abound, it’s not a conservative circle.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t think that’s what they mean by “conservative reality”. I don’t know of any liberal overlooking, making excuses, or actively voting for a child abuser.
nulltape@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There are plenty of both. Thiel, Moot, Gates, Clinton, Trump, Bannon. When will you people stop pushing the 2 party narrative? We are all owned by the rich.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:
“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Not sure he’s qualified to talk about decnt cells. But it goes to show - even the evil fuckers liked this evil fucker even less.
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
I was thinking yesterday how I’m just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, “Oh well!” and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.
paranoid@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The current Congress has been one of the least productive in terms of passing laws… But one they did pass was the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It was the best chance to hold perpetrators to account, and had bipartisan support (which is hard to come by these days).
What I’m getting at is nobody has said “oh well”, but a handful of people appointed to the right positions have blocked anything from moving forward with it. And that’s frustrating as hell. There are also tons of distractions, such as the war in Iran or anything about the ballroom, which can make it feel like The Trump-Epstein Files™ are behind us. But they’re not.
(Though they should be)
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Well, I’m happy they are at least performing like the clowns they are, but I am more of talking about my fellow Americans. The normal citizens who don’t hold any power like myself. Those are the ones (including mine) whose hands it has fallen upon to stand firm and demand the administration face any consequences for all the fuckery they have done and continue to do every single day.
opus86@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
You have to assume that they also have been involved with what they cover up with such urgency and distraction.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
We are feeling quiet hatred, don’t you worry. We would get him if we could.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why don’t you start the movement?
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Ah, yes. Let me go out by myself and start demanding the current administration be held accountable.. I’m sure that will go as smoothly as I imagine…
Besides giving that answer, why don’t you talk to me about what you and I can do together to get more people involved?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the loaf pinchers?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why don’t you?
You’re one plane ticket away from Washington D.C., just like most of the USA.
I’m sure your country supports and enables the USA in many ways, why don’t you start a movement to end that support, at least?
plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
the movement already exists
DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well actually if you look at the “evidence” it’s actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I’m actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
… god dammit I know there’s a “wake up sheeple” joke in here…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Thank you! Sheepophiles are NOT NECESSARILY also goat-fuckers.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
… it’s also horrible how all the horrible kid raping itself overshadows all the horrible (individual & mass) murdering & global ecosystem destruction that threatens/kills millions further propagating the seemingly inevitable cycle of escalating violence & death.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
And pardoned convicted and accused goat fuckers.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone’s minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t forget that “alleged” goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Did he get the DOW to top 50000? Does he stop Iran from getting the bomb? Did he support Israel and harken the Second Coming? If so; 0%. But even if 100%, idk.
-average evangelical
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why when Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maraloga and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, Trump is a malignant narcissist, never in a million years would he do something with other people in mind. Everything he does is for his own benefit and no one else, because hes a selfish fuck.
My theory is that Trump stopped using Epstein and started trafficking his own young girls, which is what caused the falling out. They’re both sick fucks.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think you have it backwards. Trump used beauty pageants to recruit girls for his businesses: 100% known. Epstein later poached those girls, likely after a “massage” at mar a lago. Epstein notably said something about wanting to make his own beauty pageants similar to trump’s and saw trump as more amoral than himself.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Their falling out was literally about Epstein recruiting one of Trump’s underage “locker room attendants.”
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Funny how fighting over an underage girl to molest will do that to guys.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
AOTUS
Hmm. A and P are at opposite ends of most keyboards. Not a typo then?
Ass of the United States?
Trumplethinskin
I think I love your writing.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, Asshole of the United States.
Thanks.
axh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Next US president candidate confirmed
oyzmo@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
😂👌🏻
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
… but you fuck one goat!
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My takeaway is that the once removed immigrant, fred trump’s son, has sex with children and goats.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Not a shitpost
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah, and there’s a political shitpost community too.
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
People won’t even stop watching movies by James Gunn, there’s no hope for them turning on Trump
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
What did he do? All I could find is articles about his old edgy jokes that the alt-right dug up to get him cancelled. Which waa retaliation for him criticizing the goatfucker in Chief.
I mean they were nasty jokes, sure. But I don’t think he’s been accused of rape, much less goatrape?
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Multiple “edgy jokes” about being a pedophile and raping kids, posted back and forth with a guy who was later found to own large amounts of CSAM.
That same guy also hosted multiple pedophilia themed house parties that James Gunn attended dressed as a catholic priest, and the women were dressed as little girls…
So I think it’s pretty obvious he’s a pedophile.
brownsugga@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
In this case however, they were accused by 30 different goats, not people
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
still innocent until proven guilty
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
That’s the thing, he has been proven guilty. Loads of testimonies and more.
It’s just that the broken american justice system hasn’t yet convicted him.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Alright then… Supreme Court docket
- Mr. Trump sexually abused Ms. Carroll? YES X NO____
Here’s some Wikipedia reading
Verdict and aftermath (January 2024–present) edit
On January 26, 2024, the jury deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million.[246] The jury found Trump had committed sexual abuse and forcible touching, two of the three elements of Carroll’s battery claim.[248] Trump said he would appeal.[249]
And let’s not forget this classic gem
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything … grab them by the pussy.
bstix@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
The question wasn’t about proof.
It’s more like: If a guy is known for shitting his pants and it smells like shit when he’s around, are you going to require proof of shit in his pants before you deny him sitting in your brand new couch?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
JD has his limits too.
Akrenion@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
In the eye of the law, yes. Public opinion is allowed to be different. But you have one good point. The text does not mention how they are stalling and hindering the investigations despite their promise to open the files.
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
Only works if you have a functional and fair justice system (which you don’t).
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I guess the dozens of convictions just weren’t enough huh
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
That’s not in the hypothetical scenario in this image
lietuva@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As an old proverb says. You can build a thousand bridges, but fuck one goat and yiu will be known as goat-fucker for the rest of the life
aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
We must realize that nowadays the US is not a democracy anymore but a corporate plutocracy. The president is just another pawn of the elites, so its morals doesn’t mean shit at the end of the day.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Agreed, I don’t depend on “convictions” for judgment.
Where I’m from, if a dozen women say you’re a rapist… you’re a rapist.
So… Trump is a rapist. Clinton is a rapist, too. They were golfing buddies, and both enjoyed Epstein’s company.
Klear@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
The guy is the WOAT.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
He’s almost certainly a goat fucker. On the off chance he isn’t, he’s certainly a goat-fucker symoathizer
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
A yes, Tonald Drump, of the Drump Jepstein files.
d_o_o_m_g_u_y@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huh
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Well, he was also accused by the goats.
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Thankfully we never really cared what goats have to say
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Oh you mean these goats that only try to get famous and are probably getting paid in fresh grass by the radical farmers? Let me laugh. /s