Not 5000. Over a million.
GOAT
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EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 month ago
He’s mentioned in the files more than God is mentioned in the Bible.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He would take that as a compliment somehow and brag about it if you told him a statistic like that.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.
(I’ll walk myself out)
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
You’re not kidding
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Well it’s not 0%.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s wild that, among other things, the sitting president of the United States fucked children.
This is conservative reality. If that isn’t enough to get you to the polls to vote in whatever manner is most likely to end that reality, then you don’t deserve to live in a democracy.
Kaligalis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What if the voters are child molesters too. Maybe they all just like to fuck children. Then they obviously wouldn’t vote against that.
When you stop excluding a set of possibilities just because they would be horrible, US politics start making sense.brownsugga@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well there ARE a large number of conservative men that have been convicted of such crimes
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Projection all the way.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s also liberal reality.
See Epstein and his friends, liberals abound, it’s not a conservative circle.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think that’s what they mean by “conservative reality”. I don’t know of any liberal overlooking, making excuses, or actively voting for a child abuser.
nulltape@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are plenty of both. Thiel, Moot, Gates, Clinton, Trump, Bannon. When will you people stop pushing the 2 party narrative? We are all owned by the rich.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 1 month ago
Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:
“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body.”
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Not sure he’s qualified to talk about decnt cells. But it goes to show - even the evil fuckers liked this evil fucker even less.
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
I was thinking yesterday how I’m just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, “Oh well!” and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.
paranoid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The current Congress has been one of the least productive in terms of passing laws… But one they did pass was the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It was the best chance to hold perpetrators to account, and had bipartisan support (which is hard to come by these days).
What I’m getting at is nobody has said “oh well”, but a handful of people appointed to the right positions have blocked anything from moving forward with it. And that’s frustrating as hell. There are also tons of distractions, such as the war in Iran or anything about the ballroom, which can make it feel like The Trump-Epstein Files™ are behind us. But they’re not.
(Though they should be)
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Well, I’m happy they are at least performing like the clowns they are, but I am more of talking about my fellow Americans. The normal citizens who don’t hold any power like myself. Those are the ones (including mine) whose hands it has fallen upon to stand firm and demand the administration face any consequences for all the fuckery they have done and continue to do every single day.
opus86@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You have to assume that they also have been involved with what they cover up with such urgency and distraction.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
We are feeling quiet hatred, don’t you worry. We would get him if we could.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why don’t you start the movement?
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
Ah, yes. Let me go out by myself and start demanding the current administration be held accountable.. I’m sure that will go as smoothly as I imagine…
Besides giving that answer, why don’t you talk to me about what you and I can do together to get more people involved?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
the loaf pinchers?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why don’t you?
You’re one plane ticket away from Washington D.C., just like most of the USA.
I’m sure your country supports and enables the USA in many ways, why don’t you start a movement to end that support, at least?
plutopos@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
the movement already exists
DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Well actually if you look at the “evidence” it’s actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I’m actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
… god dammit I know there’s a “wake up sheeple” joke in here…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you! Sheepophiles are NOT NECESSARILY also goat-fuckers.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
… it’s also horrible how all the horrible kid raping itself overshadows all the horrible (individual & mass) murdering & global ecosystem destruction that threatens/kills millions further propagating the seemingly inevitable cycle of escalating violence & death.
minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
And pardoned convicted and accused goat fuckers.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone’s minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t forget that “alleged” goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Did he get the DOW to top 50000? Does he stop Iran from getting the bomb? Did he support Israel and harken the Second Coming? If so; 0%. But even if 100%, idk.
-average evangelical
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why when Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maraloga and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.
DragonAce@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, Trump is a malignant narcissist, never in a million years would he do something with other people in mind. Everything he does is for his own benefit and no one else, because hes a selfish fuck.
My theory is that Trump stopped using Epstein and started trafficking his own young girls, which is what caused the falling out. They’re both sick fucks.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I think you have it backwards. Trump used beauty pageants to recruit girls for his businesses: 100% known. Epstein later poached those girls, likely after a “massage” at mar a lago. Epstein notably said something about wanting to make his own beauty pageants similar to trump’s and saw trump as more amoral than himself.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There was rumor going around that the falling out was purely over a piece of real estate the orange kid fucker wanted that the other kid fucker bought.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Their falling out was literally about Epstein recruiting one of Trump’s underage “locker room attendants.”
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Funny how fighting over an underage girl to molest will do that to guys.
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 1 month ago
AOTUS
Hmm. A and P are at opposite ends of most keyboards. Not a typo then?
Ass of the United States?
Trumplethinskin
I think I love your writing.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, Asshole of the United States.
Thanks.
axh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Next US president candidate confirmed
oyzmo@piefed.social 1 month ago
😂👌🏻
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… but you fuck one goat!
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
My takeaway is that the once removed immigrant, fred trump’s son, has sex with children and goats.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
Not a shitpost
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, and there’s a political shitpost community too.
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
People won’t even stop watching movies by James Gunn, there’s no hope for them turning on Trump
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
What did he do? All I could find is articles about his old edgy jokes that the alt-right dug up to get him cancelled. Which waa retaliation for him criticizing the goatfucker in Chief.
I mean they were nasty jokes, sure. But I don’t think he’s been accused of rape, much less goatrape?
gmtom@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Multiple “edgy jokes” about being a pedophile and raping kids, posted back and forth with a guy who was later found to own large amounts of CSAM.
That same guy also hosted multiple pedophilia themed house parties that James Gunn attended dressed as a catholic priest, and the women were dressed as little girls…
So I think it’s pretty obvious he’s a pedophile.
brownsugga@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In this case however, they were accused by 30 different goats, not people
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
still innocent until proven guilty
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
That’s the thing, he has been proven guilty. Loads of testimonies and more.
It’s just that the broken american justice system hasn’t yet convicted him.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Alright then… Supreme Court docket
- Mr. Trump sexually abused Ms. Carroll? YES X NO____
Here’s some Wikipedia reading
Verdict and aftermath (January 2024–present) edit
On January 26, 2024, the jury deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million.[246] The jury found Trump had committed sexual abuse and forcible touching, two of the three elements of Carroll’s battery claim.[248] Trump said he would appeal.[249]
And let’s not forget this classic gem
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything … grab them by the pussy.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 month ago
The question wasn’t about proof.
It’s more like: If a guy is known for shitting his pants and it smells like shit when he’s around, are you going to require proof of shit in his pants before you deny him sitting in your brand new couch?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
JD has his limits too.
Akrenion@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
In the eye of the law, yes. Public opinion is allowed to be different. But you have one good point. The text does not mention how they are stalling and hindering the investigations despite their promise to open the files.
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Only works if you have a functional and fair justice system (which you don’t).
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I guess the dozens of convictions just weren’t enough huh
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
That’s not in the hypothetical scenario in this image
lietuva@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As an old proverb says. You can build a thousand bridges, but fuck one goat and yiu will be known as goat-fucker for the rest of the life
aamram@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
We must realize that nowadays the US is not a democracy anymore but a corporate plutocracy. The president is just another pawn of the elites, so its morals doesn’t mean shit at the end of the day.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Agreed, I don’t depend on “convictions” for judgment.
Where I’m from, if a dozen women say you’re a rapist… you’re a rapist.
So… Trump is a rapist. Clinton is a rapist, too. They were golfing buddies, and both enjoyed Epstein’s company.
Klear@piefed.world 1 month ago
The guy is the WOAT.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
He’s almost certainly a goat fucker. On the off chance he isn’t, he’s certainly a goat-fucker symoathizer
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 month ago
A yes, Tonald Drump, of the Drump Jepstein files.
d_o_o_m_g_u_y@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Huh
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well, he was also accused by the goats.
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
Thankfully we never really cared what goats have to say
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh you mean these goats that only try to get famous and are probably getting paid in fresh grass by the radical farmers? Let me laugh. /s