I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why when Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maraloga and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.
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Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
DragonAce@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Nah, Trump is a malignant narcissist, never in a million years would he do something with other people in mind. Everything he does is for his own benefit and no one else, because hes a selfish fuck.
My theory is that Trump stopped using Epstein and started trafficking his own young girls, which is what caused the falling out. They’re both sick fucks.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 24 minutes ago
I think you have it backwards. Trump used beauty pageants to recruit girls for his businesses: 100% known. Epstein later poached those girls, likely after a “massage” at mar a lago. Epstein notably said something about wanting to make his own beauty pageants similar to trump’s and saw trump as more amoral than himself.
ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Fedizen@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
99%
Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Well, he was also accused by the goats.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Oh you mean these goats that only try to get famous and are probably getting paid in fresh grass by the radical farmers? Let me laugh. /s
FatVegan@leminal.space 4 hours ago
Thankfully we never really cared what goats have to say
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone’s minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 8 hours ago
Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.
(I’ll walk myself out)
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
You’re not kidding
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Not 5000. Over a million.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 10 hours ago
He’s mentioned in the files more than God is mentioned in the Bible.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
He would take that as a compliment somehow and brag about it if you told him a statistic like that.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 hours ago
… it’s also horrible how all the horrible kid raping itself overshadows all the horrible (individual & mass) murdering & global ecosystem destruction that threatens/kills millions further propagating the seemingly inevitable cycle of escalating violence & death.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 hours ago
Well it’s not 0%.
DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
Well actually if you look at the “evidence” it’s actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I’m actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 50 minutes ago
… god dammit I know there’s a “wake up sheeple” joke in here…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Thank you! Sheepophiles are NOT NECESSARILY also goat-fuckers.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
My takeaway is that the once removed immigrant, fred trump’s son, has sex with children and goats.
canyoubringmesunrise@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
My boss spends the night at my place, and when we travel, we share a room. What are the odds we’re really just platonically close?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 hours ago
Did he get the DOW to top 50000? Does he stop Iran from getting the bomb? Did he support Israel and harken the Second Coming? If so; 0%. But even if 100%, idk.
-average evangelical
FishFace@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Not a shitpost
axh@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Next US president candidate confirmed
gmtom@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
People won’t even stop watching movies by James Gunn, there’s no hope for them turning on Trump
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 hours ago
What did he do? All I could find is articles about his old edgy jokes that the alt-right dug up to get him cancelled. Which waa retaliation for him criticizing the goatfucker in Chief.
I mean they were nasty jokes, sure. But I don’t think he’s been accused of rape, much less goatrape?
gmtom@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Multiple “edgy jokes” about being a pedophile and raping kids, posted back and forth with a guy who was later found to own large amounts of CSAM.
That same guy also hosted multiple pedophilia themed house parties that James Gunn attended dressed as a catholic priest, and the women were dressed as little girls…
So I think it’s pretty obvious he’s a pedophile.
Klear@piefed.world 6 hours ago
The guy is the WOAT.
oyzmo@piefed.social 11 hours ago
😂👌🏻
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 hours ago
still innocent until proven guilty
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
That’s the thing, he has been proven guilty. Loads of testimonies and more.
It’s just that the broken american justice system hasn’t yet convicted him.
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Alright then… Supreme Court docket
- Mr. Trump sexually abused Ms. Carroll? YES X NO____
Here’s some Wikipedia reading
Verdict and aftermath (January 2024–present) edit
On January 26, 2024, the jury deliberated for three hours and awarded Carroll $7.3 million in emotional damages, $11 million in reputation-related damages, and $65 million in punitive damages, totaling $83.3 million.[246] The jury found Trump had committed sexual abuse and forcible touching, two of the three elements of Carroll’s battery claim.[248] Trump said he would appeal.[249]
And let’s not forget this classic gem
You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything … grab them by the pussy.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
I guess the dozens of convictions just weren’t enough huh
redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 7 hours ago
Only works if you have a functional and fair justice system (which you don’t).
bstix@feddit.dk 9 hours ago
The question wasn’t about proof.
It’s more like: If a guy is known for shitting his pants and it smells like shit when he’s around, are you going to require proof of shit in his pants before you deny him sitting in your brand new couch?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 hour ago
JD has his limits too.
Akrenion@slrpnk.net 9 hours ago
In the eye of the law, yes. Public opinion is allowed to be different. But you have one good point. The text does not mention how they are stalling and hindering the investigations despite their promise to open the files.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
None because they regularly denied it
zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Hypothetically, what would you expect to observe if someone is hated by about half the world for anything unrelated to goats?
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 9 hours ago
A yes, Tonald Drump, of the Drump Jepstein files.
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 1 hour ago
I was thinking yesterday how I’m just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, “Oh well!” and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.
paranoid@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
The current Congress has been one of the least productive in terms of passing laws… But one they did pass was the Epstein Files Transparency Act. It was the best chance to hold perpetrators to account, and had bipartisan support (which is hard to come by these days).
What I’m getting at is nobody has said “oh well”, but a handful of people appointed to the right positions have blocked anything from moving forward with it. And that’s frustrating as hell. There are also tons of distractions, such as the war in Iran or anything about the ballroom, which can make it feel like The Trump-Epstein Files™ are behind us. But they’re not.
(Though they should be)
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 14 minutes ago
Well, I’m happy they are at least performing like the clowns they are, but I am more of talking about my fellow Americans. The normal citizens who don’t hold any power like myself. Those are the ones (including mine) whose hands it has fallen upon to stand firm and demand the administration face any consequences for all the fuckery they have done and continue to do every single day.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 39 minutes ago
We are feeling quiet hatred, don’t you worry. We would get him if we could.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Why don’t you start the movement?
LucidNightmare@anarchist.nexus 16 minutes ago
Ah, yes. Let me go out by myself and start demanding the current administration be held accountable.. I’m sure that will go as smoothly as I imagine…
Besides giving that answer, why don’t you talk to me about what you and I can do together to get more people involved?