No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination
This bedroom game is weird
Submitted 2 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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LesserAbe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Ed…ward?”
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oh fuck you twice.
Once for sads and another for cringe.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
See we aren’t so different
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What a horrible day to have eyes
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nooo
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Great, full metal alchemist got even worse
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.
halvar@lemy.lol 2 months ago
hey look at me i never fail to mention obvious facts when i’m ideologically motivated to do so
no seriously this is some serious virtue signaling
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s fine if you like licking boots, I don’t kink shame unless they are Nazi boots.
It’s a joke made on a shitpost. Go take your Nazi apologizing elsewhere.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
On first reading i never suspected anything other than kinm
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I mean, this but not metaphorically.
Source: Known some puppygirls
daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’d like to lick goth girl boots.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
not really that difficult for your community
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
I’m the pooch.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
I genuinely don’t know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 months ago
10/10, would knot-engage again
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
noxypaws@pawb.social 2 months ago
username kinda checks out
Forester@pawb.social 2 months ago
Something tails me you know more than you let on
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They could be a furry. A wholly different thing. 😅
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put peanut butter on your balls
j4k3@piefed.world 2 months ago
screw the pooch ya idiom.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog
tomiant@piefed.social 2 months ago
Just pretend it’s a robot dog.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok.
I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
what if you’re both dogs?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then you can do it doggy style
so you can both watch X-Files.SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.
…you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What??? I mean… what???
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What wait, wait what?
Sorry when you said that it made me think of taskmaster
Forester@pawb.social 2 months ago
If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 2 months ago
I mean you can always go fuck yourself!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
robocall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bow wow 😏
Maggoty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Said like someone whose “screwed the pooch” too many times.
Isolde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah. So I really did not like that.
arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Yeah it always felt like borderline animal abuse mentally, guess the trick in transitioning to the your my human girl now that was fun and then fucking part
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.
Denjin@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Oh well, in that case never mind.
zout@fedia.io 2 months ago
Only if you're lucky!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
RIP
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
wasn’t there a person on twitter years ago that did this (and filmed and uploaded it) and half the internet broke into groups finding it hot and half found it disgusting … what was her name again?
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
👀
pegging is even in deadpool…