No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination
This bedroom game is weird
Submitted 10 months ago by bytesonbike@discuss.online to [deleted]
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LesserAbe@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Ed…ward?”
Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.
Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh fuck you twice.
Once for sads and another for cringe.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
See we aren’t so different
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What a horrible day to have eyes
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nooo
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Great, full metal alchemist got even worse
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.
halvar@lemy.lol 10 months ago
hey look at me i never fail to mention obvious facts when i’m ideologically motivated to do so
no seriously this is some serious virtue signaling
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s fine if you like licking boots, I don’t kink shame unless they are Nazi boots.
It’s a joke made on a shitpost. Go take your Nazi apologizing elsewhere.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
On first reading i never suspected anything other than kinm
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean, this but not metaphorically.
Source: Known some puppygirls
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d like to lick goth girl boots.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
“You really screwed the pooch on that one.”
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
not really that difficult for your community
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
I’m the pooch.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined
noxypaws@pawb.social 10 months ago
I genuinely don’t know much about puppy play other than knowing what pup hoods look like (and even then, for all I know the two things are entirely unrelated), but if you have to ask that question you probably should knot engage with or talk about puppy play
lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 10 months ago
10/10, would knot-engage again
oranges_in_my_a55@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
noxypaws@pawb.social 10 months ago
username kinda checks out
Forester@pawb.social 10 months ago
Something tails me you know more than you let on
TeddE@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They could be a furry. A wholly different thing. 😅
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Put peanut butter on your balls
j4k3@piefed.world 10 months ago
screw the pooch ya idiom.
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Sounds like bran is jealous she gets to be the dog
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Just pretend it’s a robot dog.
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ve grown content with the fact there are some aspects of the human experience I will never know first hand or need to know, and that’s ok.
I always make sure to nod or high-five the person I see in the puppy mask at shows sometimes, then leave them to their mysterious doings. Sometimes, it’s good enough to know a door exists - you don’t always have to open it.
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
what if you’re both dogs?
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then you can do it doggy style
so you can both watch X-Files.SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.
…you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.
SoloCritical@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What??? I mean… what???
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What wait, wait what?
Sorry when you said that it made me think of taskmaster
Forester@pawb.social 10 months ago
If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 10 months ago
I mean you can always go fuck yourself!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
why not play with your puppy and fuck another girl in front of your puppy? is this not how it should be?
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 10 months ago
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Bow wow 😏
Maggoty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Said like someone whose “screwed the pooch” too many times.
Isolde@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah. So I really did not like that.
arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah it always felt like borderline animal abuse mentally, guess the trick in transitioning to the your my human girl now that was fun and then fucking part
wuffah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.
Denjin@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Oh well, in that case never mind.
zout@fedia.io 10 months ago
Only if you're lucky!
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RIP
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
wasn’t there a person on twitter years ago that did this (and filmed and uploaded it) and half the internet broke into groups finding it hot and half found it disgusting … what was her name again?
Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
👀
pegging is even in deadpool…