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This bedroom game is weird

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨bytesonbike@discuss.online⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SirBucksworth@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yes. Also peanutbutter. Thank me later

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  • LesserAbe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, this is looking at it wrong. You get to fuck the sexy hybrid human-dog abomination

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Ed…ward?”

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      • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Oh man. I was having a good day and everything.

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      • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        See we aren’t so different

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      • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I have to applaud you on how uncomfortable you just made me using only one word

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Great, full metal alchemist got even worse

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  • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, the puppy straps on a big knotted dog dildo and fucks you.

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    • Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh well, in that case never mind.

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Then you can make a video and call yourself Mr Feet

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      • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        RIP

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    • zout@fedia.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only if you're lucky!

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  • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They are on Twitter so they likely prefer to lick boots.

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    • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hey look at me i never fail to mention obvious facts when i’m ideologically motivated to do so

      no seriously this is some serious virtue signaling

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      • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s fine if you like licking boots, I don’t kink shame unless they are Nazi boots.

        It’s a joke made on a shitpost. Go take your Nazi apologizing elsewhere.

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      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Tell me you’re a Nazi without saying you’re a Nazi.

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        On first reading i never suspected anything other than kinm

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “You really screwed the pooch on that one.”

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      not really that difficult for your community

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  • DoubleDongle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put peanut butter on your balls

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just pretend it’s a robot dog.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

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  • vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even worse, she receives a right to pee on the street, while if you were to pee there, you would’ve been fined

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  • SoloCritical@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What??? I mean… what???

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  • j4k3@piefed.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    screw the pooch ya idiom.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Forester@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If your not both dogging it your not doing it right.

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean you can always go fuck yourself!

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  • Isolde@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah. So I really did not like that.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bow wow 😏

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