halfeatenpotato

@halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a ~4yr amateur apiarist (US based, but not one of the dumb ones… depending). These are actually great for serving our raw honey. It pours off perfectly if you spin it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope so :D⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted cause even though it missed the mark with me, I really do want it to find the right people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Porque no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well said. Claiming he simply died for his political beliefs is highly reductive and disingenuous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminded me to sit up straight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honor student truth⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Edibles in moderation, my friend. Stealth high helps me and my husband when my mom visits.

  Just don’t drive or do anything stupid like that while high.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is rude at work⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I fall into “rude coworker” territory, but have managed to do really well in my career. Different groups at my company have requested me to move to them, was just promoted to Expert in my software product, and actually just got offered a job with a 30% raise by one of the clients I work with (which I ultimately accepted and start next month).

  My secret is that I’m a hard worker and I’m very thorough with everything I do. I take mentoring others seriously, and although I’m not naturally a very patient person, I am always patient with my coworkers and clients.

  You don’t have to be good at socializing to climb your way up, but you do have to make up for it by actually being good at your job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  oi say it to my fucken face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science is hard like me.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.