halfeatenpotato

@halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dam that's sad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank god that horrible word is censored

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The background reminds me of the blood gulch map in halo 1

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Working on my politics-free lemmy experience, what words should I add next?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can get behind virtually everything in that list, but pls explain the political influence in having sex

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk if I can technically call him my father-in-law because he died before I had the chance to meet/know him, but my husband’s dad caught hantavirus in the very early 90s. It slowly killed him - deteriorating his motor skills and his mind along the way. My husband was his driver at 15 because his dad couldn’t walk by that point. He reached a point where he frequently made some pretty out-of-character and erratic/destructive decisions that negatively impacted their family in a big way. He eventually committed suicide when my husband was 16.

  From everything I’ve heard about my father-in-law prior to hantavirus (and before it wreaked havoc on his body and mind), he was a brilliant, hard working, dedicated, and warm man. Sounds like he was a kickass dad too.

  The scare was for a good reason. It’s not transmissable from human to human, but it’s a good reminder to be FUCKING CAREFUL AROUND RATS AND ANY AREAS WHERE RATS MAY HAVE BEEN.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually a little surprised at the reactions in this thread. When I read this, I was thinking of my husband and friends I could casually drop these lines on, and it’s something we’d all laugh about. I guess I just wasn’t thinking of someone using any of these lines sincerely or maliciously, and idk I didnt get the vibe that OP is just a straight cunt that hates men. But I could be totally wrong.

  At any rate, somewhere in the thread below, u/wonderingwanderer created an alternate woman ragebait list, and that shit was hilarious as well. My personal favorite was “Act your weight”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Most could work on anyone really⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a 5’1" lady who almost always has to look up to look someone in the eye, the height ones are the only ones I’m considering using. Cause 99% of the time, it’d just be an absurd thing for someone of my stature to throw at someone else. But it’s of course all in good fun. I wouldn’t say it to a dude who might be sensitive about his height - even if he is taller than me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who?¿⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  #6 m’lord

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Medicinal Big Mac⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  preach

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pls dont forget Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  worth the gains

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was hanging out with a lady friend after work the other night (I am also a lady), and her husband straight up called her 8 times. My husband called me 0 times. Cause I told him where I’d be and with who, and he trusted me… she was completely floored that my husband didn’t even call me once. I was floored that her husband called her at all.

  Without trust, there is no love -Moulin Rouge (and probably a quote from something else)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Works like 2 out of 7 times⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, that really sucks. But good on you for not letting her off the hook. As a woman, I feel like people often overlook the fact that going easy on a shitty person just because they’re a woman is also a form of sexism, and it happens way too often.

  Best of luck to you and your kiddo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly, given her self-awareness, this might be wife material.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The folks ironically or non-ironically in this thread… it explains why dumbp won

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dream 🦕 Big⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …yes. but I also straight up didn’t notice this was a screenshot from reddit until I read your comment.

  I certainly care about sources, but far less when it comes to shitposting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of my 8 commandments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stereotyping is wrong.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  they’re very close

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate "flex"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well said. I’m also a native Texan and have little pride in the state in general, but we have some undeniably good food.

  You can never go wrong with Texas BBQ, but that is also true of other states.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ultimate "flex"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you’ve met my sister-in-law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  …y’all should work on that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love science⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s fun that I had no idea this word existed, and this is now the second Lemmy comment today that’s used it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confused over here⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Santa Claus/Christmas?

  Have to go to the mall and sit on Santa’s lap to tell him what you want for Christmas. If you’ve been a good boy or girl, you’ll get it.

  Sugar daddy relationships usually involve exchanging sexual favors for gifts. Quite a few of them also include kinks like bratting and/or praise kinks, i.e. “Good girl.”

  The analogy should be pretty obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The build-up of circling what you wanted in the little paper catalogs. Hnnng.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My mama was an elementary school teacher and somehow got a tip that we could ‘work’ at the local Scholastic warehouse over the summer and get paid in credit we could use on anything in the warehouse. My family couldn’t afford for all 3 of us to get more than $10/each to spend at the book fairs, so we were soooo excited to have this opportunity. It was a fucking dream come true - we got so many cool books.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  First read through, I thought ‘puppy play’ meant literally playing with your puppy.

  …you should be able to play with your puppy without feeling the need to fuck them. Your puppy isn’t the problem here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does every commercial depiction of honey involve one of this things? Literally nobody has ever seen one of these in real life⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a ~4yr amateur apiarist (US based, but not one of the dumb ones… depending). These are actually great for serving our raw honey. It pours off perfectly if you spin it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨50/50 chance this is a shit post⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I hope so :D⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvoted cause even though it missed the mark with me, I really do want it to find the right people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Also pretty poor, with shitty health care coverage...am I getting warm?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Porque no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well said. Claiming he simply died for his political beliefs is highly reductive and disingenuous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Byeeeeeee⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminded me to sit up straight.