Submitted 3 weeks ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Just about the only good thing about my ex (in general, as a person, not just sexually) was that she said it’s okay if she wakes up to me fingering her.
Still only did it like 2 or 3 times because after she got pregnant “on the pill” like a month into our relationship, sex became a currency for her to get me to buy things and I didn’t like it too much anymore.
What happened to the pregnancy?
After we broke up, I kept the kid. She has not been happy about it and tried to change it, but since she split up with her new boyfriend she has no steady place to live nor a job, so I have my child back again. Was about to sue her to her custody back anyway. Might still sue her so we’d have an official custody arrangement. Child protective specialist in my area is very aware of her overall behaviour and she’s been seen trying to discipline physically so she’s going to be demolished in court.
And if I’m completely honest, I’m part of the reason she’s homeless. I made sure her landlord would know to kick her out soon as the rent payments stop rather than believing her sob stories. I’m also part of the reason she broke up with her boyfriend, as I told her about his debts and the fact that there’s constantly people looking for him to collect in person or “have a discussion”. He was the one putting a roof over their heads for the last 2 months or so since he’s the better scammer (owes dozens if not hundreds of people money - same as my ex, but even bigger in scale).
I also plan on suing her for child support a bit later down the line when she has a job. If she fails to make those payments, she’ll be in her 50s by the time the debt expires, child support debt doesn’t start expiring until the child is 18 and it’s 10 years to expire then.
And if you think that’s too much, it’s not even a percent of the abuse she’s perpetrated against me, her kids (ours and the older sibling), her own family and friends. Her mother even needs to make sure her 80 something year old grandmother never has any money on her because she’ll literally go clean out her grandmother otherwise.
Being together for a month or less and not only learning that your S.O. is a-okay with being woken up in the middle of the night by manual stimulation but also having the opportunity to do so two or three times seems like an absolutely wild relationship timeline to me.
Okay so the timelines were quite simplified.
She didn’t change immediately after getting pregnant, but after she got me to agree that we should keep it. Initially I wanted her to get an abortion. Not that it’s my choice, but I told her I don’t think I’m ready to raise a child.
So this actually happened once or twice like 2 months into the relationship and and then another time a few months after the birth, but then she told me I was too harsh on her clit that time, after which I decided that I’d rather not do anything to her without her being awake to give me feedback.
It works sometimes??
Bout twice a week
Statistically it’s a failure, but in reality, you get laid two times a week, which is a lot more often than never.
Not relatable.
Yet
Thanks. But talking about that situation, why don’t you just go to the bathroom and wank to your wife? Instead of waking her up?
My partner has sexomnia… I let him dleep while he fucks me. ( He doos wake me up that way)
Last Monday I had surgery. There was a narrowing in my urethra, so they took out that part of my urertha. I have to walk around with a catheter for 4 fucking weeks. Every night I sleep next to a beautiful woman and although she does her best not to make me horny, she makes me fucking horny. So every night I wake up with a hard on, as I cannot get relief, so I get hard whenever I sleep, and having a hard one with a catheter fucking hurts like hell. So every night I’m wearing a diaper because when I get hard the wond tears open a bit and blood comes out next to the catheter. And the thought of having another 3 weeks of this makes it even worse. Especially when she’s looking at me with those “I love you and want to jump you” eyes. But the only women jumping me are my 3 young cats who do not care about jumping on your bladder or balls. My balls are dark blue / purple by the way. My cats are looking at me right now, with their smuck faces, saying “should have given us more food and sooner, hooman”.
Oh so there is a living hell, courage my brother !
Thanks mate! <3
Disturbing the sleep of someone just to fulfill your own pathetic urges, means you need to be castrated.
Your name is appropriate
I like that this take is right next to the much more reasonable gentle test hump guy, the contrast makes it seem even worse
Consent is the magic word here, and you seem to have forgotten it exists. I’ll let you in on a secret: some women really like it when you wanna have sex with them, even if they’re sleeping. Shocking, I know.
Be less terrible.
Sleeping people can’t consent, period.
if you know whats good for you man, don’t wake her!!! just don’t man
cattywampas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My wife, with a free use kink: ¿Por qué no los dos?