‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.

  Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No shit.

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• Jimbabwe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I pray everyday that someone sneaks up around me and hits my head with a large hammer

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Im always watching the lamps just in case.

      Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye

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• Raptor_007@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the fuck are we doing as humanity

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Co-op or PvP?

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection

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  • TheWinged7@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet

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• tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What a shitty design.

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Surprised Pikachu

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• DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literally using people’s shit to train their shit AI.

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• E_coli42@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  c/StallmanWasRight

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  end-to-end

  From my end to anothet person’s end connected by the plumbing system?

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s because they call it Ass-to-Ass Encryption

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  • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Poop back and forth forever.

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• tkk13909@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Literal shit post

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• Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Might drop phone into the shitty toilet! But if the camera is specifically designed for my toilet, can’t drop it in! What an amazing product idea for people like me! Also, I don’t tell you your hobbies are dumb. If you’re curious, I have a graphed some data showing my normal distribution of bristol scale output for the last few years. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to fish the phone out of the toilet to collect that data (don’t worry, it’s waterproof, so it gets rinsed off during the flush).

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• asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why does anyone even need a camera in their toilets?

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    From a dog’s perspective that lives in an urban area, this makes perfect sense. Humans are fascinated with poop, collected in bags, and stored in the park bins. Why wouldn’t they put cameras in their toilets?

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    • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Alright, I’ll do it.

      Why are we looking at this from a dogs perspective?

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• xorollo@leminal.space ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are the ends in this end-to-end? Someone more clever than me can make this into a joke.

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• huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  End to end to end. That’s 50% more ends so it has to be safer.

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• Hux@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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