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my current daddy fling born in the 1970s

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1970s ain’t got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler

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    • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there us between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        you didn’t even have domestic internet you protozoa

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    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t you have grandchildren to play with?

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      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah I got fixed because it was actually legal when I came of childbearing age.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    my daughter casually called the 90s the “late 1900s”.

    We’re cooked

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    • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was born in the late 90s and do this occasionally. It sounds cool and makes the right people squirm.

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      • zz31da@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Way back before the turn of the century

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      • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        By the end of the last century…

        The bad thing is that this is becoming less funny to say, because it’s becoming actually a long time ago.

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    • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      she’s not wrong, you fossil.

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    • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY…

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      • MTB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait til she figures out it was also the last millennium.

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Last millennium you mean?

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      • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m trying to live until the next century, I want to be able to tell people about the age before the internet took over. I gotta get over to about 120. I need science help

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    • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I honestly prefer that instead of “the last generation that could have done something to stop the extinction of mankind and did nothing”, which wouldnt be exactly true… but…

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  • ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    image

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  • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^

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    • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨

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    • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do you make money? Thats wild. I love the 21st century

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i work full time in IT yeah

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    • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is your fursona a dinosaur?

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      • morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        my fursona is an anubian jackal named anuwubis. uwu.

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  • Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have my angry upvote. After I’ve shaken the dust out of my joints.

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    • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fucking arthritis in my right hand rn. I’m 32. Send morphine

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My 1970’s born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been…interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.

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    • Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t imagine such a low stress life that greys didn’t come in till 40s, I’m over here with greys in my late 20s…

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      • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’ve had them since my early 20s.

        The years have been cruel

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      • sharkweek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.

        Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.

        I have not had a stress-free life.

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    • Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hear you. A few wrinkles around my eyes and daily cardio, and I haven’t gotten so much young mom attention since I was taking my kids to the playground. 10 more years, and I may do the same with potential grandkids. That will be a deadly combo.

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      • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Personally, I expect the twentysomething attention to fall off a cliff as we hit or get very close to 60. I expect the age group that’ll give us the time of day then to be fortysomething year olds.

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    • KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How is it to look at kids growing up to 30 year old adults?

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      • tomato666@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don’t have to see them grow old.

        I’m from the 60’s and my eldest just turned twenty.

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    • sharkweek@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays

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    • FauxLiving@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s an epidemic 'round here as well.

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  • BurnedDonutHole@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I find these memes funny. Because one day you’ll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Don’t look up how old that clip is.

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  • bort@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    to startle them, start sentences with

    In the late 20th century we used to…

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you back Violet?

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Same year! High five!

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.

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    • Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The second COD was released in 2005 so that males sense.

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    • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.

      Many Bass was slapped.

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    • jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I should work on my forearms.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m almost old enough to be an 18 year old’s dad, and it’s a strange feeling.

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    • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it’s crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i’m a Feb 2008 baby). that’s so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don’t see them as old😭

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      • zout@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.

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      • farmgineer@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m old enough to have a grandchild that’s 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        You’re 18 and you’re dating someone who’s about 50?

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      • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Welcome back violet

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The youngest confirmed dad was 12

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    • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m so old that an 18 year old was born AFTER i had finished school. I’m so decrepit.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Now I’m scared of that time

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Take your ibuprofen papa.

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    • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭

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  • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)

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  • farmgineer@nord.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I now have ‘robot vs dinosaur’ by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m trying to deal with reality, but my hardware was issued in the 20th century.

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  • CaffeineTwo@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    this is how i feel talking to 90s kids (i was born not much later in 2001)

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