1970s ain’t got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler
my current daddy fling born in the 1970s
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Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 1 day ago
Alright, calm down fossil. There's less time between you and us, than there us between us and today - ergo we're all getting older here.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
you didn’t even have domestic internet you protozoa
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t you have grandchildren to play with?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Nah I got fixed because it was actually legal when I came of childbearing age.
ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 1 day ago
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
1982 here, became a furry last year, i now pole dance in VR, lost 70lbs, fitter than ever ^^
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Beauty has been restored into the world ✨✨✨
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Is your fursona a dinosaur?
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Have my angry upvote. After I’ve shaken the dust out of my joints.
jambudz@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Fucking arthritis in my right hand rn. I’m 32. Send morphine
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
My 1970’s born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been…interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Can’t imagine such a low stress life that greys didn’t come in till 40s, I’m over here with greys in my late 20s…
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve had them since my early 20s.
The years have been cruel
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.
Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.
I have not had a stress-free life.
KernelTale@programming.dev 1 day ago
How is it to look at kids growing up to 30 year old adults?
tomato666@feddit.nl 1 day ago
Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don’t have to see them grow old.
I’m from the 60’s and my eldest just turned twenty.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hear you. A few wrinkles around my eyes and daily cardio, and I haven’t gotten so much young mom attention since I was taking my kids to the playground. 10 more years, and I may do the same with potential grandkids. That will be a deadly combo.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Personally, I expect the twentysomething attention to fall off a cliff as we hit or get very close to 60. I expect the age group that’ll give us the time of day then to be fortysomething year olds.
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays
FauxLiving@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s an epidemic 'round here as well.
bort@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
to startle them, start sentences with
In the late 20th century we used to…
BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 day ago
I find these memes funny. Because one day you’ll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t look up how old that clip is.
chocrates@piefed.world 1 day ago
Are you back Violet?
mech@feddit.org 1 day ago
Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.
jambudz@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Calfpupa@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
The second COD was released in 2005 so that males sense.
TehWorld@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.
Many Bass was slapped.
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Same year! High five!
NotACentrifugalBird@infosec.pub 1 day ago
I should work on my forearms.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Take your ibuprofen papa.
khannie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I’m almost old enough to be an 18 year old’s dad, and it’s a strange feeling.
did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
it’s crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i’m a Feb 2008 baby). that’s so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don’t see them as old😭
zout@fedia.io 1 day ago
This reasoning also means you're old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.
farmgineer@nord.pub 1 day ago
I’m old enough to have a grandchild that’s 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You’re 18 and you’re dating someone who’s about 50?
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!
redsand@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Welcome back violet
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
The youngest confirmed dad was 12
osanna@lemmy.vg 1 day ago
I’m so old that an 18 year old was born AFTER i had finished school. I’m so decrepit.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Now I’m scared of that time
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)
bss03@infosec.pub 1 day ago
I’m trying to deal with reality, but my hardware was issued in the 20th century.
farmgineer@nord.pub 1 day ago
I now have ‘robot vs dinosaur’ by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.
CaffeineTwo@piefed.world 18 hours ago
this is how i feel talking to 90s kids (i was born not much later in 2001)
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
my daughter casually called the 90s the “late 1900s”.
We’re cooked
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I was born in the late 90s and do this occasionally. It sounds cool and makes the right people squirm.
zz31da@piefed.social 1 day ago
Way back before the turn of the century
marcos@lemmy.world 1 day ago
By the end of the last century…
The bad thing is that this is becoming less funny to say, because it’s becoming actually a long time ago.
MrKoyun@lemmy.world 1 day ago
she’s not wrong, you fossil.
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 day ago
My daughter loudly reminds me that I was born in the LAST CENTURY…
MTB@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wait til she figures out it was also the last millennium.
Jarix@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I’m trying to live until the next century, I want to be able to tell people about the age before the internet took over. I gotta get over to about 120. I need science help
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I honestly prefer that instead of “the last generation that could have done something to stop the extinction of mankind and did nothing”, which wouldnt be exactly true… but…