What makes a man?

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• zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s dns, it’s always dns…

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful

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• Bruncvik@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Some women are like Faraday cages.

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.

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  • CallMeAl@piefed.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?

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  • CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No-Zap November

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• rangber@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Airplane mode

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• LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A lack of connection

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  • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Connectivity problems”

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.

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  • jqubed@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There’s a 568C?

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    • Burninator05@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If you have to ask, it’s not for you.

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now they trying to put internet in women too.

  Next, they will put ads on them too!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.

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  • RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plug her into the router?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sharks chewing on undersea cables?

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  • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This explains ahark week…

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• HorreC@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.

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• sinematic@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human

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• LouNeko@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  :þ

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• wowwoweowza@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Electrolytes

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• turdburglar@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uhh… I don’t know sir.

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• DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Water mostly

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Kirov reporting
  Kirov reporting
  Kirov reporting

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fascist beliefs

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but what if she’s really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t understand the question.

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• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him

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• IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  atoms I think

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• Egonallanon@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Mostly going through a tunnel.

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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Feeling like she’s cheated on you.

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• f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness…

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and electrolytes.

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  User error

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [deleted]

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You might want to rephrase that

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• Teknikal@anarchist.nexus ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cooties

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