It’s dns, it’s always dns…
What makes a man?
Submitted 1 month ago by CallMeAl@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!”
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.
jqubed@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a 568C?
Burninator05@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.
rangber@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Airplane mode
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Plug her into the router?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it’ll work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This explains ahark week…
HorreC@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
:þ
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
fascist beliefs
Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 month ago
but what if she’s really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I don’t understand the question.
Egonallanon@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Mostly going through a tunnel.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Feeling like she’s cheated on you.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reportingIAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
atoms I think
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Electrolytes
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
User error
ICastFist@programming.dev 1 month ago
The woman must be carrying jam
demous@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Jam. A man. A fortune”
sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human
turdburglar@piefed.social 1 month ago
Uhh… I don’t know sir.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Water mostly
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and electrolytes.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Some women are like Faraday cages.
CallMeAl@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No-Zap November
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Username checks out
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.