It’s dns, it’s always dns…
What makes a man?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by CallMeAl@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!”
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.
jqubed@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There’s a 568C?
Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.
rangber@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Airplane mode
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Plug her into the router?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it’ll work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This explains ahark week…
HorreC@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
:þ
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
fascist beliefs
Ariselas@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
but what if she’s really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
daggermoon@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t understand the question.
Egonallanon@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Mostly going through a tunnel.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Feeling like she’s cheated on you.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reportingIAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
atoms I think
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Electrolytes
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
User error
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
The woman must be carrying jam
demous@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“Jam. A man. A fortune”
sinematic@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human
turdburglar@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Uhh… I don’t know sir.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Water mostly
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and electrolytes.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some women are like Faraday cages.
CallMeAl@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No-Zap November
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Username checks out
hansolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.