It’s dns, it’s always dns…
What makes a man?
Submitted 2 months ago by CallMeAl@piefed.zip to [deleted]
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zebidiah@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!”
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she’s feeling phreaky.
jqubed@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s a 568C?
Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you have to ask, it’s not for you.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Best way to ensure this is to demand they’ve gotten the Covid vaccine.
mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I’m inside her.
rangber@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Airplane mode
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Plug her into the router?
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it’ll work.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This explains ahark week…
HorreC@lemmy.world 2 months ago
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
LouNeko@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
:þ
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
fascist beliefs
Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 months ago
but what if she’s really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I don’t understand the question.
Egonallanon@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Mostly going through a tunnel.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Feeling like she’s cheated on you.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 months ago
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reportingIAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
atoms I think
wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Electrolytes
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness…
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 months ago
User error
ICastFist@programming.dev 2 months ago
The woman must be carrying jam
demous@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
“Jam. A man. A fortune”
sinematic@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human
turdburglar@piefed.social 2 months ago
Uhh… I don’t know sir.
DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Water mostly
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and electrolytes.
Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some women are like Faraday cages.
CallMeAl@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Full of holes but won’t allow my emissions?
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No-Zap November
RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Username checks out
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won’t get good signal.