sinematic

@sinematic@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The end of civilization costs $5⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I must be stupid or something but if they were ice cubes wouldn’t they melt before you get home

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be strong with your piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Assert dominance. Train your pelvic floor. Piss hard. Piss solid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So wise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Excellent argument. However, I can’t count.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So wise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit you solved my life there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a man?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don’t fuck them proto-birds. I ain’t a weirdo. Please be human

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Routin’ on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion