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The local supermarket takes protein bar protection. Anyway does anyone know how to open these cases ?

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Submitted ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • tulinenruoka@sopuli.xyz [bot] ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Pay

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I wonder how expensive those containers are in order to offset the loss

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    • Tiral@lemmy.world ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Like a dollar or less in bulk.

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The best thing about this protein craze is almost everyone gets enough anyways and the body excretes excess protein so the cheapest and easiest way to get extra protein is to drink a gymbro’s piss.

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    • architect@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      If you’re older this is not true. Near all of the older people i know need protein supplemented.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I know you think you’re trying to make piss-drinking happen, but it’s not going to happen.

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My doc says I need to build muscle mass to fix my shoulder and protein helps so I’m one of the few who needs it and I don’t really buy into the craze.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Its sterile and I like the taste.

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    • tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Vegetarians and especially vegans need to either supplement protein or make sure to eat lots of protein-rich stuff like chickpeas.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨40⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Wrong. Plants are protein. They eat some beans and grains that have lysine and methionine amino acids which are lower in plants.

        Those protein powders the brahs eat are from plants.

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    • residentoflaniakea@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I know you’re joking but urine should not contain any protein in a healthy body.

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      • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        So you choose option #2? 😂

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    • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I did the math recently and I think that in order to hit what the WHO considers the minimum safe protein for my weight, I would have to eat WAY more, like twice what I typically do.

      This may be a vegan-specific problem.

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      • jumponboard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s not a vegan problem. It’s a food selection problem.

        I’m vegan and I eat plenty of protein. More than most non vegans

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Beans and lentils are your friend.

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      • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If I may ask, what is your target grams per day of protein?

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      • BrickEater@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Drink Bean smothies

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    • toiletobserver@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You make a surprisingly salient point, sir

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    • alekwithak@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Only the nitrogen is excreted. The body converts the rest into glucose then fat. So the excess protein in everything is literally making us fatter and more unhealthy!

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🤣 I do it to keep weight on so what puzzles me is people who drink protein drinks to lose weight. My diet plan is pretty simple (it’s just a basic hierarchy of choices):

      • eat the option with the most fiber
      • that being equal, eat the option with the most protein
      • THAT being equal, eat the thing with the highest polyunsaturated fat
      • after that, eat the thing that tastes best and has the least uncomplicated carbohydrates
      • eat the thing with the least trans fat

      I usually don’t even get past #2 and very rarely past 3.

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      • Damarus@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Protein makes you sated much more quickly than carbs, so a protein rich diet compliments losing weight.

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      • LurkingLuddite@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nobody should be drinking those to lose weight, because weight lifting to the point of needing extra protein is very much a way to gain mass, and doing both at once(gain mass and slim up) is extremely hard. Weight lifting being the most obvious way someone might actually need extra protein.

        Other exercise, outside of extreme situations, doesn’t need extra-high protein intake, so it’s just excessive. Especially for lower intensity exercise that someone looking to slim up should be doing more of.

        Also with how much extra junk a lot of those protein powders/bars/etc come with, it’s just ill advised. Sugar, cholesterol, carbs, etc. Some are really bad choices in general.

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  • istdaslol@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think LPL has a video in these. All you need is a strong magnet to operate the latching mechanism from the outside

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  • DankDingleberry@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i really cant tell if this is very good satire or real.

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    neodymium magnet

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    • MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This. The actual tool is dead simple, just a plastic bar with a magnet and a couple of little plastic nubbins to help line it up in the right place.

      …It’s also only $15 on Amazon, so it should pay for itself pretty quickly

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      • its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just steal one on your way out.

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you ate protein bars you could just smash them open with your hands, at least that’s how I understand protein works 🤔

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨36⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Do you even eat candy bars brah?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They open them at the register for you.

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    • Footer1998@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah but i guess this is about stealing them which is 100% based af, shoplifting is fucking awesome and everyone should do it

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or bundles of cash

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      • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Can you expand on how to get the ink packs from bundles of cash? Preferably quickly? /s

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  • Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The actual tool uses two magnets to unlock the mechanism and allow you to slide the tab.

    On the wider ones, the heel of your shoe to the center top of the clear plastic will cause it to bow and open up.

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  • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this loss?

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    • Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Loss prevention

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    • Tortellinius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Tried to see it but it doesn’t quite fit

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  • JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ICP wrote a song about it. Nobody knows how they work though.

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    • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ICP still remains unexplained, true

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  • SeventySeven@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are they really that expensive?

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    • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I imagine it has more to do with money density, e.g. dollars per cubic inch. If you sold gold bars, making them huge limits the amount that someone can sneak out under their trenchcoat.

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  • timestatic@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tool called hammer 🔨👀

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  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They use magnet to open the latch.

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  • breadsmasher@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    grenade

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  • blitzen@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    By purchasing them.

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    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      c/technicallythetruth

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    • realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “By purchasing them”

      -1 Votes

      Can’t make this shit up

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      • blitzen@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Considering the community, I deserve the downvotes

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  • BCsven@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The weirder thing is how much these cost.

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  • Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dremel

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1 oz(28g) of whole, shelled peanuts is 7g of protein.
    The best way to open those cases is to return them to the shelf and let someone else buy them.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨34⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Spoiler alert: protein bars, energy bars, are just candy bars for fathletes.

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    • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ew, I don’t want to eat stolen goods after someone touched it

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  • Asidonhopo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every day we stray further from god’s light.

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  • baahb@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Rock

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  • ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah. You take a group of like minded individuals. You raid the grocery store together and grab all kinds of food, including the protein bars. You give away the food to a food bank and keep a few bars as a reward. Then you take a hammer and smash the boxes.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brick?

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When Jesus just ends, he’ll probably have the key or something

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Use your protein stick

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Looks like a flathead screwdriver would do it.

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  • Natanael@slrpnk.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shotgun

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