that looks absolutely disgusting
borger
Submitted 2 months ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What you don’t like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?
voidsignal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Janx@piefed.social 2 months ago
Yay
If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Doesn’t even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system
Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus, i really didn’t get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive
Nangijala@feddit.dk 2 months ago
It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.
And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 months ago
And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway.
Nah, fam. There is such a thing as a good burger out there, and it can be pretty damn good. You won’t find it at some 24/7 fast food place, though.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You can’t get ‘electrocuted’ from an earphone battery, it’s not nearly powerful enough. A car battery (lead-acid) could in some scenarios deliver unpleasant shocks.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
There are two memes here. The first is the image of a “perfect” burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.
odama626@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger
uuj8za@piefed.social 2 months ago
Apt borger.
jared@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Ah dirty ears.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can shower with headphones
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.
orenj@leminal.space 2 months ago
sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I dream beautiful dreams.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.
Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 2 months ago
You guys don’t just randomly start hearing music inside your head?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No its too full of borger
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Something wrong?
“The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic.”
9point6@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can’t believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.
cymbal_king@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
In a household with different schedules, it isn’t always okay to blast shit and sing along.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
Does the Bluetooth work underwater?
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nope, bluetooth in general doesnt work underwater. Gotta download mp3 files like you are back in the 2000s
Redjard@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Works just as above water except with a range of about 10cm.
jmill@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Some of the cheap ones aren’t real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, I can hear mine just fine underwater so whether they are real or not never passed my mind
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn’t work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that’d matter less.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Been using mine for 3 years now, its 100% waterproof. Also, they sound better underwater/when wet
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he’s taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his ear phones to keep them dry. 😌
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Mess with the best… die like the rest.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OMG, I never noticed that he had bags over his headphones. That scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw OP though, so thanks for showing me that extra detail.
booscience@beehaw.org 2 months ago
JOEY!
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I always use a Bluetooth speaker.
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best
P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put it in the sink, the sound will amplify.
AstroLightz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Playing with water, I see.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ditto. my aomas hss really good battery life has decent fidelity and can withstand an occasional droplet
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?
squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 2 months ago
They played 90s music while we were showering
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’d like to shower to Ironic by Alanis Morissette and RPM by Sugar Ray.
xorollo@leminal.space 2 months ago
I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?
xorollo@leminal.space 2 months ago
It works for me. Go for a run, hop in the shower. Earbuds stay in from the run. Nobody else listening to my phone. Dont have to worry about a phone shelf in the shower.
I also really really like noise canceling.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Which ones?
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
not op but if you want decent ones, skullcandy push active. i have had a couple pairs make it thru a washer/dryer cycle (inside their case) and they dont quit lol.
DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Not OP, but I’ve been wearing any of the IP68 Sony earbuds in the shower for many years. Currently WF-1000XM5 for at home and a pair of the LinkBud S for on-the-go. They fritz a bit sometimes if the mist from the shower hits just right but you can literally wipe them with your wet hand and it goes back to normal. I even put them away damp when I’m lazy…
xorollo@leminal.space 2 months ago
Bose quiet comfort. I dont put my ears in the water when I do this. They have capacitive touch controls so they will start cycling through the different noise canceling modes if they get even a few drops of water.
This works great in the bath, and fine in the shower if I’m not washing my hair.
I used to have some beats that had a mechanical button and they did even better because the little bit of moisture wouldn’t start activating the mode swapping or volume changes.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 2 months ago
get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming
homes@piefed.world 2 months ago
Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability.
Like… These things are all basically the holy grail.
kamen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Get a Bluetooth shower speaker
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Yeah, like what is this even about? You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker with pause/play, volume, and sometimes even forward and back skip buttons for pretty cheap.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow
Murse@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 months ago
Man that would be so nice, Imagine empty calories and highly processedfactory farmed meat.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Get Shokz, openswim pro. Pricey, but waterproof and you can listen to whatever you want in the shower.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Get borger. Cheap, not waterproof, but you can eat it whenever you want in the shower.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Soggy borger
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.
belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 2 months ago
Ok ok but look at the cheese!
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn’t toasted either.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.
dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
dmention7@midwest.social 2 months ago
Is that wind generated by the wings of an African or a European swallow?
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’ve always found it funny that “horror show” and “хорошо” sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭