that looks absolutely disgusting
borger
Submitted 1 month ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
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voidsignal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What you don’t like your burgers sprayed with polyurethane varnish?
voidsignal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.
GraniteM@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Janx@piefed.social 1 month ago
Yay
If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…
AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Doesn’t even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system
Leviathan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jesus, i really didn’t get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?
Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It has a very round puffy top so it looks impressive
Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 month ago
It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.
And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 month ago
And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway.
Nah, fam. There is such a thing as a good burger out there, and it can be pretty damn good. You won’t find it at some 24/7 fast food place, though.
filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You can’t get ‘electrocuted’ from an earphone battery, it’s not nearly powerful enough. A car battery (lead-acid) could in some scenarios deliver unpleasant shocks.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 month ago
There are two memes here. The first is the image of a “perfect” burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.
odama626@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imagine a hunk of plastic in the shape of a burger
uuj8za@piefed.social 1 month ago
Apt borger.
jared@mander.xyz 1 month ago
Ah dirty ears.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You can shower with headphones
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.
orenj@leminal.space 1 month ago
sigh, okay foot fella, I guess I can buy in to your fucked up evocation of perfection, but only for all of the other parts of the image you’ve painted in my head.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I dream beautiful dreams.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 month ago
It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.
Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 month ago
You guys don’t just randomly start hearing music inside your head?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No its too full of borger
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Something wrong?
“The guitarist in my head hit a shrill harmonic.”
9point6@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can’t believe the person that posted this had never heard of speakers
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.
cymbal_king@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t even get the appeal of shower headphones. Bathrooms usually have great acoustics, blast that shit and sing along.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
In a household with different schedules, it isn’t always okay to blast shit and sing along.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
Does the Bluetooth work underwater?
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nope, bluetooth in general doesnt work underwater. Gotta download mp3 files like you are back in the 2000s
Redjard@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Works just as above water except with a range of about 10cm.
jmill@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Some of the cheap ones aren’t real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, I can hear mine just fine underwater so whether they are real or not never passed my mind
insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 1 month ago
Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn’t work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that’d matter less.
Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Been using mine for 3 years now, its 100% waterproof. Also, they sound better underwater/when wet
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Ever see Hackers?
Remember the scene before Joey gets arrested where he’s taking a shower? He had ziplock bags over the cups of his ear phones to keep them dry. 😌
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Mess with the best… die like the rest.
HACK THE PLANET!!!
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 month ago
OMG, I never noticed that he had bags over his headphones. That scene was the first thing I thought of when I saw OP though, so thanks for showing me that extra detail.
booscience@beehaw.org 1 month ago
JOEY!
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I always use a Bluetooth speaker.
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
i just prop my phone on the top shelf of my shower caddy and hope for the best
P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Put it in the sink, the sound will amplify.
AstroLightz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Playing with water, I see.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ditto. my aomas hss really good battery life has decent fidelity and can withstand an occasional droplet
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
In the 90s we had waterproof fm radios. What have they done to us?
squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 1 month ago
They played 90s music while we were showering
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I’d like to shower to Ironic by Alanis Morissette and RPM by Sugar Ray.
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
I wear my earbuds in the shower all the time.
emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
It works for me. Go for a run, hop in the shower. Earbuds stay in from the run. Nobody else listening to my phone. Dont have to worry about a phone shelf in the shower.
I also really really like noise canceling.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Which ones?
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
not op but if you want decent ones, skullcandy push active. i have had a couple pairs make it thru a washer/dryer cycle (inside their case) and they dont quit lol.
DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Not OP, but I’ve been wearing any of the IP68 Sony earbuds in the shower for many years. Currently WF-1000XM5 for at home and a pair of the LinkBud S for on-the-go. They fritz a bit sometimes if the mist from the shower hits just right but you can literally wipe them with your wet hand and it goes back to normal. I even put them away damp when I’m lazy…
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
Bose quiet comfort. I dont put my ears in the water when I do this. They have capacitive touch controls so they will start cycling through the different noise canceling modes if they get even a few drops of water.
This works great in the bath, and fine in the shower if I’m not washing my hair.
I used to have some beats that had a mechanical button and they did even better because the little bit of moisture wouldn’t start activating the mode swapping or volume changes.
Pencilnoob@lemmy.world 1 month ago
get AfterShocks, made for listening to music while swimming
homes@piefed.world 1 month ago
Why would you wanna wear headphones in the shower? I just bring my phone in and listen to podcasts. There’s a little hook on my shower shelf that holds my phone so I can listen to it. It’s great!
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability.
Like… These things are all basically the holy grail.
kamen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, but companies want you to buy new ones every year or two.
JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Get a Bluetooth shower speaker
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah, like what is this even about? You can get a waterproof Bluetooth speaker with pause/play, volume, and sometimes even forward and back skip buttons for pretty cheap.
Gork@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I want that burger bun as a squishy pillow
Murse@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 1 month ago
Man that would be so nice, Imagine empty calories and highly processedfactory farmed meat.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Get Shokz, openswim pro. Pricey, but waterproof and you can listen to whatever you want in the shower.
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Get borger. Cheap, not waterproof, but you can eat it whenever you want in the shower.
neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Soggy borger
nexguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That would be an extra 5,000 gallons of shower usage for me if I got them.
belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 1 month ago
Ok ok but look at the cheese!
Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That burger is a horrorshow. Who the hell wants un-melted cheese? The bun isn’t toasted either.
IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.
dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
dmention7@midwest.social 1 month ago
Is that wind generated by the wings of an African or a European swallow?
NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Maybe they hate the idea of showering with headphones
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’ve always found it funny that “horror show” and “хорошо” sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭